Best joke you got fuckboys?
Best joke you got fuckboys?
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also works the other way around:
black top, white bottom? -> rape
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What do you call a queer on skates
Rolaids
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How do you make a toddler cry twice?
Wipe your dick on it's teddybear
Gold
What is the difference between a tribe of African pygmies and a Feminist jogging club>
>The pygmies are a group of cunning runts
What's Hitler's favorite planet?
Jupiter, because it's a gas planet
Got another one.
My girlfriend asked me to give her 15 inches and make it hurt.
Fucked her three times and punched her in the face
Your life
The best part about fucking a 6 year old girl?
Hearing the pelvic bone crack.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook Survivor.
Hillary would have been a better president
> be 15
> be break
> annoying bitch asks for selfie
> decide to fuck with her
> agree
> told her on where to do it
> "i now this great bathhouse in germany"
> "we do need to get there on the train"
> "we take the selfie in the shower while i add a nice green filter"
> then told her to finish it off "you can also write about it in you're diary"
> bitches in shock
> my friends are laughing there ass off
> proceed to frighten them them with a water bottle and almost attacked them with a chair for fun
> mfw told her to go get gassed
> mfw i did not get in trouble
> mfw i had a raging boner
> mfw i had a great sandwich
My life