Tell me about the last time you served a real male. Bonus for greentext

Tell me about the last time you served a real male. Bonus for greentext.

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I had always wanted to know what it was like to suck a dick, so I asked my lesbian friend to hook me up with someone. I must be a fag because I loved it.

i like to be used...

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I used to suck my own cock and cum in my mouth when I was a limber teenager.

Always wondered what it would be like to suck someone off.

Too sissy to ever try it though.

:-\

i visited this guy of 65 yrs old, im 37. he tied me up in one of those medieval things in which your head and hands are locked.
he then forced me to suck his cock.. would do that again someday

I sucked my first cock on a beach at night, anyone want to read about it?

yeah user

Y'all need, Jesus.

lucky... i'd like to be able to suck myself..
i sucked many guys cocks and this is so goooodd...

we need his cock

I've heard so many people say that sucking your own cock is nothing special.

For me, however, it was AWESOME. I started doing it before I had ever gotten a blowjob from a woman, and it was SO MUCH more intense to cum in my mouth than just to jerk off.

I wouldn't do it all the time, but whenever I was feeling particularly horny, I would go for it.

I'd start by jerking off, with lots of spit all over my cock. Kept stroking it until I was good and hard.

I'd lie down on my back, and put my legs over my head. I could just barely reach the tip of my cock with my lips and tongue.

But the feeling was so good from licking it, that my cock would get even harder, and a little longer. Eventually I could get the entire tip of my cock, and another inch or so in my mouth.

When I'd cum, I'd squirt really hard, over and over and over, filling my mouth with cum.

Best self-induced orgasms ever.

:D

Way too long ago:

> Be me, bored and horny on a saturday night.
> Girlfriend is out of town.
> Go into IRC, chat up with some guy.
> The guy tells me he's got an issue: he has partial erectile disfunction and can't get too hard. This is a problem for many guys so he warns me beforehand, he hasn't had action in some time.
> I don't mind, I just want to suck some dick.
> Go to his place.
> Mid 40's daddy type.
> Barely crossed the front door and I'm on my knees already.
> The guy unzips his pants...
> Huge, massive fat cock, not hard, not soft, just chubby.
> Can barely fit it in my mouth but I work it good. Lots of spit, licking up and down, paying lots of attention to the balls and asshole while he tells me "fuck yeah son, be a good boy and suck dad's cock", all kinds of incest roleplay stuff.
> I'm so fucking horny at this point that I'm rubbing his cock all over my face, I'm drenched in precum and so hard that it hurts.
> Speed up the sucking, he wants to cum. "It's been so long, sonny, I have been saving all this man milk for you".

(I almost never let them cum in my mouth, too afraid of bugs.)

> Take the biggest, thickest load I've ever seen in my life, right into the back of my throat. I'm almost choking on cum.
> I barely touched my dick and still I'm creaming my pants like a fucking foam party.
> Swallow like a good bitch and clean it up good up to the last drop.

Everytime I'm away from my girlfriend for a few days I turn from alpha to master cocksucking faggot. Still, I'm not attracted to men at all. Just big fat cocks.

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great story user
yeah i feel the same... i love women and their bodies, and their curves and ficking them..
But it is so fucking good to have a good cock in my mouth.. i feel like a bitch when it happens and i love that feeling too

> I was horny enough to show my ass and dick to a guy i was chatting with regulary
> I decided we can meet up, but i was so nervous so we decided to just jerk off
> it was pretty late at night when i got to the beach
> nervous as fuck i drink some beer for courage
> he arrives, 33yo tall and good looking
> we have a small talk
> we decide to take our dicks of and start to jerk
> my dick is 17cm, but his was a bit longer
> of coure i decide to touch it, oh my god it's so warm and hard
> i start to jerk him, his dick feels so good in my hand, i hear him moan
> i can't resist but to lick it
> i knee in front of him, jerking myself i start to lick his dick, taste so good,
> his cock fills my entire mouth, i feel like a slut on my knees with desire for cum
> i enjoy sucking so much that i cum mysefl and suddenly i feel so much regret that i stop,
> drinking rest of my beer i look how he finish himsefl
> then i went home and felt very guilty and suicidal

Uploading moar beautiful cocks. Because you need it. And you know it, user.

Go out and get yourself a nice dick to suck.

Would you do it again? Do you regret it?

I'm in the same situation as you.

The first time I sucked cock I felt kind of the same, but it goes away eventually and only the good stuff remains.

i have a gf now, i don't want to cheat on her, but i still have contact with that guy. i think i would do it again, but i don't want to be gay. i don't like men, just cocks get me horny.
> yes, yes i know how it sounds

Same here.

>be 6
>parents have friends over
>know their kids they're pretty chill
>one of them is like 15
>for whatever reason ended up taking a bath with him
>grabbed his dick out of curiosity
>he played it off as a game
>mfw I remember he was hard
>mfw he didn't even try to stop me
>brought it up few months after, acted like he didn't remember

I've dated a few girls and I'm casually going out with someone.

I just want to know because I'm curious.

I jerk off to this kind of stuff but immediately regret it afterwards.

Should I just go for it?

born gay. kek

>"Real male"
>Getting your dick sucked by a guy

Gay.

go for it... you will love the cock...

Yuo can try, you will love sucking cock, but then there will be a lot of regret. it will pass after some time. propably.
But you may as well go gay after it, cause you will think about it, i promise it to you

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real male here

>be 40 years old, bored on grindr a few weeks ago
>find local 18 year old twink, says he's horny
>Lo and behold, he's 1 mile away, shit
>ask him if he knows where local grocery store is, he does
>tell him to meet me in the mens room in half an hour, i'll be in the handicap stall.
>I need groceries anyway figure why not
>go to store, go in bathroom 5 minutes before time
>hear door open, guy goes to urinal next to my stall, hear "hey".
>open door, cute little guy comes in, I push him down onto the toilet seat and he pulls out my cock
>does a nice job, i'm super hard, tell him I'm gonna unload, he speeds up
>feed him a nice mouthful, he swallows, stands up, I give him a handjob and he cums on himself.
> i leave and go get my groceries

Messaged him a few times since, says he wants to again but just haven't made it work yet.

I love cum hungry twinks, I truly do

>be 21 curious about old man dick
>chat up this 63 yo dude and we arrange a meeting
>meet in a discreet location in his car
>be shit scared, can't get hard
>start sucking his hairy dick and balls
>he tries to finger my ass with no success
>the cold, his finger in my ass and the nasty smell of cigarettes made me bail

Same here... :(

Just do it.

>tfw i got married to a woman before i got a chance to act out any of my homo or trap fantasies

fuck it

we need more males like you sir

Brojobs don't count as cheating.

What's IRC?

Old-as-fuck chat system that is still used in many parts of the world. Can be accessed from a web site or with an IRC client such as IRCap.

Unlike social media it does not require creating accounts, profiles, emails or anything at all really.

my resolve is too strong to cheat on my wife. i love her too much anyway

but sometimes id just love to dominate another man and rip his ass up, cum in his hole and not even thank him for it

other times id love to emasculate myself and lavish attention on another man's cock and balls until he either filled my mouth up with cum or had to go in for the kill and split my asshole

but alas. such things are beyond the grasp of a dedicated husband

Correction: IRCap is the script I use. The actual client is mIRC.

Always happy to help ;)

p sure theres a Sup Forums IRC

i never looked into it myself. theres plenty of shit posting on the boards.

i think you can appeal bans through the IRC. check the FAQ

It's pretty interesting to see how this board has evolved. Early on it was child porn, then it was furry, loli and now it's seems to be purely a homo board. Before the earlier perversions bleed unto the next but now it's pretty much just a gay porn site along with some interracial porn.

Do you homos feel like these other perverts are a part of your group?

> be me
> 15 years
>sharing bed with cousin
>we're bored and decide to do truth or dare
>i dared him to suck my dick
>he declines
>He dares me to suck his dick
>i did

Post more

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Where are you from if I may ask?

Near Fort Worth Texas

Moar cawk

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Damnit, all the cool daddies are from America...

Moar greentext stories pls.

Anyone want to jerk off together, trade pics/dirty chat on kik?

Must be okay with 5in cock, size queen gonna be disappointed.

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what's your kik ? and how old are you ?

>12-13 years old
>have never cum before
>sleepover with two friends
>one falls asleep
>playing truth or dare with other one
>asks me to suck his dick
>i do and pretend i don't like it
>offers to suck mine if i do it again
>ohgosh
>suck each other's dicks 3-4 times, his was beautiful. smaller than mine and a hint of hair
>eventually dare each other to fuck each other
>we do while in the same room as the sleeping kid
>never ended up cumming, we would do this about 3 more times at different sleepovers

>fast forward to now, i'm a 20 y/o trans girl
>still think about his cock weekly
>would suck/bounce on his dick in a second if we reconnected

I'm 28.

Kik is haze8724

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So hot.Give me more

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Do you have pics of yourself?

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>served a real male

When did Sup Forums become such a cesspool of faggotness?

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here are my tits

Would suck on nipples, how about peen?

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So you're still a faggot.

This thread seems gay.

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I'm gonna stop uploading dicks now. Dinner time.

Please keep it going. I want to come back to a beautiful post of cocksucking stories.

bumping for dick.

more greentexts you queers

i'm 21 and i meet up with this guy every now and then he just totally mouth rapes me and i love it, sometimes i lie on my back with my head over the edge of the couch and he fucks my throat and his balls are in my face to the point where i can't even see anything

>be me 12
>at best bro's, he's a chill bro
>be talking about boners and shit, mention how horny I am
>tell him how desperate I am for dat head
>he offers me a cheeky blowy if i return the favour
>we end up sucking each other off on a weekly basis for a good 3 months
>I am clearly a cock suck pro, I used to play clarinet so that translates well? He comes every time, i swallow.
>he is pretty shit, scrapes his teeth alot, I never came from it