ITT: We work at the World Trade Center

ITT: We work at the World Trade Center

Date: september 11, 2001

The plane hits when someone gets trips

we're going to live forever

We'll see about that.

my life sucks, I wish I could die a fiery death

It's a shame the biggest buildings were the damned ugliest..

BOUM

Let's just take the average.

I dunno about that man, according to statistics about 1 in 4 of us will die from cancer. That means about 750 people in these towers will almost certainly die from cancer.

Aloha snackbar everyone

Roll

I'm contemplating suicide

fuck terrorists, what are they gonna do? fly a plane into here?

bye

Be careful what you wish for

no planes on 9/11, live video composite based on brightness of morning sky and shady side of the tower

Gonna jump off of the top probably

It sure is a lovely day!

Really enjoying the view!

I'm in the toilet masturbating.

i have an appointment on 95th floor due 8:30 am
i hope sharon made coffee for me

I hope something happens so we could get out of work early

100% of people die dumbass

dowsnt work bro. watched a documentary about that, jet fuel cant melt steel beams.

Hey Jim do you have that paper do?

Fuckin NORMIES STOPPING ME FROM MASTURBATING IN THE BATHROOM REEEEEEEEE

Not on my watch

Did you guys hear how jet fuel can't melt steel beams?

I feel so safe and sound knowing jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that surround my office!

Hey everyone tommy says jet fuel can't melt steal beams

I hate you all I hope you all die

boy howdy this sure is a good day for the building to not get hit by a plane

I cannot wait to get this corner office

EVERYONE IN THIS TOWER I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS THAT COULD SAVE EACH EVERYONE ONE OF YOUR LIVES

ALLAHUACKBAR

Gee that plane is getting pretty close dont you think bob?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams why the fuck are there government agents walking through the building

I love these towers so much

FUCK

allahu akbar

Perfect

I'm super sick and my boss told me to take the day off, but I really want that promotion.

I'll work extra hard today, even if it kills me!

Same

Anybody know a good place around here for lunch? Brought my son to work today, want the little guy to have a good day.

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Holy shit what the fuck was that!?

MY LEG

OH SHIT DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT EXPLOSION?!

Oooh fuck! What was that???

He got trips

trips get, set me free

I was a responding to the other guy my fellow stockbroker.

WE'RE GOIN' DOWN BOYS

oh fuck

SHIT
FUCK
JESUS SHIT I'M ON FIRE

Lol

See ya guys I'm off to go have lunch at Bennigan's

oh shit my mom is on the phone and she is claiming that her plane has been hijacked by bearded men.

IM GONNA JUMP

at least they only had one plane...

>713859666
Hey Tom is that a plane?

Evil trips and terrorist catch phrase.
Witnissed. Put me in the screencaps

Haha, good thing we are in the other tower, am I right, guys?

shit, gonna be late again, need to pull the throttle down and fly straight in

Ahh shit, now how am I going to get financial report done?

ALALALALALALALALA

I CAN PUT YOU OUT! JUST HOLD STILL!!!

hopefully that doesnt mean anything.

Damn its getting hot af in here

OHGODWHATTHEFUCKI'MONFIREPLSHELP

ALLAHU AKBARK

Greeks?

Holy shit WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Black Lives Matter!

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:^)

fuck fuck fuck

jesus am i glad im in the south tower. time to leave this shitfest

hello there
me eastern european tourist
want to see big skysrcaper but it rains people
all days like this?

If everyone could work over tonight that'd be great

Guys, that plane is getting pretty close...

Plane 2

Jihad is coming to america. be aware infidels. I AM INDEED obama ben ladder and this is jackass.

Hey guys, a few days ago I saw these maintenance guys carrying out empty bags that's said "Thermite" on them.
You think I should say something to HR?

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKK DEMON TRIPS HAVE COME TO KILL US ALL

IT'S A BIRD.
IT'S A PLANE.
NO IT'S SPIDERMAN!

GIT SUM NIGGUH

Oh shit. A mentally ill tanned American accidentally flew into the tower causing a devastating gas leak!

Someone screen cap this shit

GUYS A FUCKING PLANE HIT THE NORTH TOWER

HOPEFULLY WE WILL BE OKAY NO NEED TO EVACUATE

Fuck man so hot in here, I'm not burning to death
Catch me fam

let me work a double shift please! I will do everything by the books I swear :)

But it does heat them enough to be structuarly inadequate

Someone fuck you in the ass. Diagonally.

Dentist appointment with lucky Larry gave me the day off I wonder why he gave me the day off ?

AHHHHHHHHHH!
*Jumps out window*

I've just now noticed
there are no Jews in
here. Weird huh?

the gift of Allah! drink it in mannnnnnnnn.

OH SHIT, OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE

I DIDN'T PREPARE FOR THE BOARD MEETING

THE BOSS IS GOING TO KILL ME

Keep working guys, jet fuel cant melt steel beams, just googled it.

Okay I have devised a plan, if we all go down to where the plane hit the building and hold our hands up, the steel beams is gonna fail but we will be able to support the 30 levels above us because we are murican
>give me a hand derek

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Get ready to burn