A church

>a church
>a square
>some old buildings

Literally every European city

>niggers and violence

literally every american city

And american cities have no discernible qualities.

What's your point?

there's literally nothing wrong with that

>some buildings
>cars
>fat people

Liyerally every American city

and a mosque you islamophobe

>a sharting mall
That's all you will find in 99.99% of american cities/towns.

>no BLM podium
not so progressive

as opposed to what in America, exactly? A square, a Wal-Mart, and some new buildings?

God forsaken hell hole.
Paradise on Earth.

Those poor bastards in Europe, I hope death finds them soon.

Well there used to be nice buildings, but you turned them to dust. Only the church was relatively unharmed because the massive medieval roof constructions took most of the blast when you bombed it.

The ruins were replaced by 50s blocks which were later replaced with similar blocks with added glass and steel surfaces.

what's that retarded Canadian city called that's literally just a parking lot

Nothing more depressing than american cities t b h.

I'd gladly demolish the fucking Colosseum desu.

American cities are the definition of soulless and depressing.

>some giant glass boxes surrounded by infinitely ctrl-v ctrl-c'd houses
>everything between them is concrete
>a walmart here and there

Literally every American city

>no designated sharting walmarts

feelsbadman

>soulless
How is it less soulless to make up a bunch of rules that prevent cities from evolving in a more natural way?!

Holy fuck

It's...it's beautiful!

that american really knew how to trigger you all kek

what city is this?
I like it

How can that be considered human living space?

>cardboard houses
>plastic lifes, plastic people
>in the middle of the tornado alley


Literally every Murrikan city

Agreed. If you've seen one European city you've seen them all.

If you're planning on visiting save yourself the time and money and just pick one city, go look at the church, walk around the "quaint" old town, grab a baguette, and then get the hell out before you get blown to hell by a terrorist.

>the church is in a strip mall
Only in the US, dog bless

BRICE OF FREEDUM :DDDD

and america has....?
violence, gambling and malls I guess?

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I love it

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>this makes the German orgasm

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>tfw typical yuropeon town

The Euros in here are missing the point. American cities may look dull on the surface, but they're alive. What's there to do in a German city? Go to some club, dance to shitty techno, and leave. Paris? See the Mona Lisa from 30+ feet away, have a baguette, and leave. It may be pretty, but it's boring.

I went around in continental Europe a bit last year, and the roads were all over the fucking place. I had to keep a map at all times because there was no system to how the roads were laid out.

Couldn't imagine driving around a new place without a GPS.

>American cities may look dull on the surface, but they're alive

i think you'll find 'infested' is more appropriate.

no it does not

Nice

>not appreciating this ordnung
sm'h

I meant you couldn't just go in a certain direction and find your way, because the roads were probably horse carriage roads they had paved over and shit.

As opposed to going to a club and getting shot?

I'd rather be "infested" and have shit to do over drowning myself in alcohol at a pub and watching the always-grey weather outside.

Or getting bombed?

But what do you mean with there is nothing to do?

A city is not a factory, too much ordnung makes it lifeless.

Great taste user, I like you.

>Only the church was relatively unharmed because the massive medieval roof constructions took most of the blast when you bombed it.
Is this legit true? Medieval churches were strong enough to outlast bombings?

Anyways it is still better than ours.
> Commieblock
> Commieblock
> ugly loge where gopniks buy Zhigulevskoe beer and cheap cigs
> Commieblock
> Commieblock
> Church
> Pope's mersedes
> Commieblock
> Commieblock

Yeah really there's nothing to do in Europe. Don't come here.

>be amerishart
>take your car because everything is too far apart and public transport is non-existent
>go to strip mall
>eat hot dog
>see cape shit flick
>go back to car
>get stuck in traffic because everyone takes their car everywhere
>get home
>watch ads with some handegg between the ads
>go to sleep

Very alive

Or bombed, yeah. Damn, the american nightlife must be pretty wild, huh? But I prefer an evening with the lads and a couple of beers, as is tradition in most yurop countries.

a short rundown on allied WW II Bomings on civilian targets:

1. Wave: Blast bombs to lay off the roofs
2. Wave: Phosphor (Fire) bombs to burn down the houses

So those massive stone walls of the churches remained and got a new roof after the war.

>Bomings on civilian targets:
Wow. And they act like the saviors of Europe? Disgusting.

The Axis should've won,anyhow, Allied victory was a mistake.

itt triggered yuropoops

:^)

Damn, what beautiful buildings. I sure haven't seen those a million times. European architecture is literally like AC/DC: Find out something that works once, and never deviate from it again.

If you can't tell the difference that just shows your ignorance.

Thanks Spain

that looks fucking horrible

I like it. That's all I care.

It looks better on ground level

Our big cities are fucking awful. a real blemish and disgrace

Thanks Spain

Except in New England maybe, there's at least not a bunch of ancient buildings taking up place and regulations preventing high rises because some retarded politicians want the city to be a museum for American tourists with a woody for old buildings.

Looks comfy

Is this for real?Looks photoshopped.

lol what? exactly the opposite is the case, european cities are alive

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what the fuck? are you even real?

Where is green?

yeah it's a literal fucking hellhole

don't ever come here

just stay the fuck away, it's uninhabitable

Thanks Spain

Is the dude in wearing the flag Dilbert?

Probably.

this is wrong on so many levels

it's not as wrong as Łódź though

Even cia is fat as fuck

Houston hasn't looked like that in 50 years

Not sure why he's shitting on NYC, it's our best large city by far. Low crime, lots of variation in architecture and lots of different cultural attractions. new england cities are of varied quality and attractiveness.

Our cities tend to look worse and feel less "human", especially on the west coast and in the desert/Florida where they were largely designed around car travel. I doubt any major euro city was built after the invention of the automobile so they'll necessarily be more friendly to foot travel than American cities.

Not to say that American cities are bad, just designed differently, built more quickly, and built more recently. I bet that you can do practically the same things in an American city as you can in a comparably sized/situated euro city. All these buildings considered so "cute" were once the ugly commieblocks of their time.

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Agreed, it's a fucking shithole here. Don't bother coming Americans

View from Stephansdom in Vienna. That point of view is actually pretty ugly.

Looks pretty comfy inside.

Actually the whole city used to be comfy.

I just wish it wasn't constantly being renovated, the fucking scaffolding is annoying

When I was there it was a Sunday and they had something modernist-looking hanging over that mural in the back.

Los Angeles: sprawl, sprawl, sprawl