What's the longest you've ever gone without showering /b?

What's the longest you've ever gone without showering /b?

does rain count?

Week or little more

9 months......

one month i think

explain

I was in my mothers vag

2 years.

kek

3 months

maybe two weeks

3 and a half weeks on a fire. The smoke covers up the BO so everyone just smells like burning wood. That first hot shower is amazing though.

you're lying

About a month

a fuckin week

9 months

3 days maybe?

About a month yeah, usually I shower once a week though.

1 week, but daily swims in chlorine pool, and before puberty, so no bo

You guys won't believe this. I didn't shower for nearly 6 years one time.

>6 fucking years

About 3 and a half years I'd say

what?

for me about a year and 6 months

samefag^

HOW

only have a bathtub or something?

Retard

One week, in the army.

Didn't also brush, but felt surprisingly clean.

I actually counted it...
8 months, 5 days, and 17 hours.
Also holy shit

Where were you?

30 minutes sleeping doesn't count though

Yes

I've only showerd twice in my 24 year life span. Last time I took a shower was at the school I went to when I was 13.

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>you haven't showerd in 11 years
Jesus dude what the hell do you smell like?

So... 10-11 years?

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>still has more hair than me

God dammit.

3 months

Seriously my shower broke and I couldn't afford a plumber

Yes, we can all see that the filename is received. Now go jump off a building, you useless faggot.

samefag^

I only take one a month

samefag ^

4 days, on vacation by myself hunting, couldn't stand the smell

impossible!

>needing a fucking explanation
who are you

Impossible.... Or Kim Possible?

Idk a few weeks? I was going for a mark of nurgle during my teens.

what did your hair look like?

naw i was out in the bush for 3 mouths north of fort nelson, Like i washed in the rivers and lakes but did get a real shower for 3 mouths

1 week

You prolly got showered with your dad's spooge a few times.

I do a lot of sailing. While out at sea with nowhere to stop I've gone two weeks. Don't notice it after a while.

samefag^

When I was a kid I bathed once a week. Nowadays I shower pretty much every day. Can't stand feeling dirty

...maybe a week, or two tops, but I tend to stay in a clean climate controlled environment where I don't sweat or encounter contaminantes.

go back to school, retard

this thread sucks, everyone is like "6 years (but i bathed heheee)"
me: probably like 8 days

It looked like I used bacon grease to slick my hair back. I pretty much looked like an oil rag.

Probably fighting forest fires

Used to be able to go weeks...

Now I'm a junky and usually don't save a piece for morning. So I wake up throw up and sweat my balls off till I work up the courage to shower and go pick up

kek
>tfw school is free

You have to be 18 to use this site kiddo.
I bet you wear jnco jeans faggot.

1 week without a shower. But i've gone 3 months without washing my hair

Two weeks.
I was playing non-stop Skyrim. I'm still finding bottles of piss in places.

Three or six months for me, I can't really remember.

ewwww clean your room

that's nothing

how do you stay in that environment?

damn, i'd figure it would go 360 and basically just dread at that point

this is because reddit took over this site

you work?

You stay in dry cool temperatures and move very very slowly.

About 4 or 5 days

I went about 2 weeks in Iraq in early 2004.

>That first hot shower is amazing though
Holy fuck, so much this. It's like a full body orgasm. Camping was my longest too, but only like ten days in my case.

three days

6 months

Combat outpost in Afghanistan. If wiping your whole body down with a baby wipe is a shower than probably a week.

1.5 months. Depression

Not no more. Since I got laid off.

Now I just deal shit. Middle man bs but it keeps me going

kek. did you brush your teeth?

I go months without brushing my teeth

That's fucking disgusting tbqhwy family.

Has its upside. Being so dirty makes me immune to everything. Havent gotten sick in years

not the user but good point

Depends on how you feel about washing off in the ocean.

I surf nearly every day, and I don't bother showering/using deodorant because I perpetually smell like salt water.

you're not immune to your teeth rotting out

but arent your teeth rotting? i keep forgetting to brush my teeth because of depression, but never longer than 2 or 3 days haha.

usually taking shower once per 2-3 weeks

About 1 week

No Ive had one cavity in 10 years. Last time I had cavities I was 16? So three total. Im 28. Lucky I guess?

I don't do it twice daily like you're supposed to but I can't go without doing it in the morning. I'm single and live alone, and on a Saturday or Sunday if I'm feeling lazy I'll skip a shower without a thought, but I have to brush or I'm aware of how shitty my mouth is all day.

If you eat healthy your teeeth will stay all good. I haven't brushed my teeth in 4 years and have not had a single cavity.

I bet you have not had a single kiss, either.

Also what about your gums?

You know this is an age old meme to try and get people to go long periods of time without brushing their teeth right

You didn't actually think somebody goes that long without brushing, did you?

No gingivitis or any other diseases/sicknesses. I eat a lot of vegetals and fruit.
>you're right btw. I'm a neet.

Ive kissed a few actually lol. I usually brush b4 a date. No one notices.

What are you talking about faggot. I actually go months at a time. Usually I brush when I snag a date. Stfu

Are you pretending to be me you faggot?