I am a random average person, AMA

I am a random average person, AMA

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Did you vote?

yup

Who are you?

i could be your neighbor for all you know

good shit.

Will you come over and suck my dick tonight?

its a fair possibility

are you real?

most certainly

What is the most fun you've ever had in your entire life?

Age?

Do you have a couch and loveseat or just a couch?

Ever tried pic related? Did you enjoy it?

In the shower:
Do you poop on your hand then throw the poop in the toilet like a basket ball?

a month long camping trip with my uncle, across the western us. colorado, utah, nevada, california, and back again
21

Satan?

When you microwave something do you put 1:00 min or 60 sec?

How did you achieve your averageness?

couch and loveseat
nope but i would like to
nahh

yes my child?
neither, my microwave has quick settings for anything under 7 minutes. i just hit the number 1 and it starts
by not being extraordinary at something

Do you believe in humanity?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

I need advice on how to be as average as you, dear Lucifer

I'm in Maryland.

What's your favorite music genre?

no. humans are prototypes when it comes to self awareness. i believe in whatever humans will have evolved into in 30 million years, if weve somehow managed to either not destroy our planet, or find somewhere else in the universe to exist
humans have been flint knapping for a long time know
you already are

thats not a question
math rock. i know, hipster, right?

Thank you, my lord

Post your favorite album, haven't really heard much of that

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enjoy