I'm God

I'm God.
AMA.

why

Can you heat a burrito up so hot that even you can't eat it?

Why ?

Can I get that thing I always wanted? Please and thanks.

Will i ever meet my waifu again?

I'm Satan.
AMA.

nah she a bitch dood u betoff w/o hur

Boobs !
I saw boobs !!
YEAHHHHHHHH Moar

How big yo demon dick, and when I get down there is it mandatory?

I'm bored and I want to see what you're all into these days.
Yes, but it will cool down.
No, faggots.
Fuck off edgelord.

When will I get laid?

16 inches of pure pain. You will feel its wrath.

I can't tell you that. I do not intervene in your affairs. I'll bet never.
4 inches, uncut, ED. Satan is the lord of lies.

That means you're not god. If you were, you were almighty and you actually could eat the super heated burrito. Nice try, though!

but we'd be surrounded by fire, what makes you so damn hot?

Has anyone ever been so far as decided to do want look more like?

When will I become a dictator?

Yes, 10.
When you get off of Sup Forums.

why can't I be a cute anime girl?

Is kek our Lord and savior?

I created humans as perfect beings. They fucked it up, and eventually created anime. You want to be your own creation. Let me tell ya, I did that once, showed up as a human. Didn't work out.
Yeah he's cool.

How do I make a hard light dildo?

Come the fuck on

tell me my name k

Why are you copying kek?
He came to us in our hour of need while you were busy jerking off to pictures of yourself, fuck off.

What about a normal 3DPD cute little girl? Why can't I just be a cute little girl?

Why did your gif give me a seizure?

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE??

why am I seeing rainbows

Am I attractive? Like really, I wanna know.

...

Oh shit Satan is in this thread and he shire showed you up GAWD!

I needed someone to babysit the internet. I realized soon after you created it that it would soon grow out of control and display both the best and worst of what you are capable of.
So I let a frog deal with it.
Niggerfaggot
You can. You just need to pay a lot of money to a surgeon.
My consciousness is all things and all places in every dimension. A mere mortal cannot experience it, and viewing it can destroy weaker men.

What's my name?

This is a trap question. If he had said no you would have said he wasn't God because God can do it.

Can you kill me please

No, it can soften them.
I'm too cool for school.
It is a manifestation of what you want to see.
NO

Exactly that's why Satan asked it and if Satan got trips six why couldn't god get trips seven

So, whens the apocalypse? 尸人　田竹水弓尸　廿竹水　日心人金日中卜尸水?

>yes

Because unlike Satan God doesn't want to prove his existence. If he did it would take away your free will to follow him.

Fuck you, God. Woden is my lord now.

Whatever faggot, kek outrolls you any day.
get noscoped fagget, taking credit for kek's brilliance because you're getting cucked m8.

checkd

shadilay
you just got dunked on god.

why are you thinking of tunnels god?
t - daniel

This guy's onto the plan
When do the Americans swear in Trump?

Will you suck my dick?

Smettila di postare quella faccia da culo stronzo

White pride world wide?

January m8

I have no mouth.
No. The first people I made were black. Consider that, won't you?

Lmao God is a nigger-lover huh?

Praise kek

Exactly, they were the error of trial and error. That's why you hate them so much.

What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

>The first people I made were black.
It's Adam and Eve
not A'damantre and Eve

>When do the Americans swear in Trump?
You mean "swear at", don't you?

Can I be attracted by men and suck dick and not go to hell?

>No. The first people I made were black. Consider that, won't you?
How many additional iterations before you got it right? And what the fuck were you thinking when you made the Jews?

Can I be attracted by men and suck dick and not go to hell?.

Dey wuz de first draft, dood.

Can I be attracted by men and suck dick and not go to hell???

What kind of folks do you think are in Hell already?

Yes.
Yes.
No. You are all my children. Your racism is a manifestation of dickish brotherly love.
54
Eat my divine ass
That too

Yes
Please do not speak ill of your fellow man.

Whats my name?

>I created humans as perfect beings.
No, what you did was you created them as your image.
Then Yanks nuked Japs and they created anime girls, a better version of humans.
So, what purpose do you have anymore, when japs are better than you?

This I can handle but why are so many of them pieces of shit?

>54
You are a false god. The correct answer is 42.

Faggotnigger
Please accept that you're a weeaboo and you're straying from your intended purpose on the Earth.
I'll assume you're American. What your country had for a few centuries was a system where blacks were enslaved. In order to rationalize this, the Europeans came up with the idea that the dark skinned people were genetically inferior, stupid, and savage. By the time they became legally equal to the other races (only a few decades ago) the racist beliefs had never really gone away. They lessened through the generations, but still haven't gone away. Once they had equality they were able to truly work in the capitalist economy as whites were, legally. This did not mean that they actually were able to, because managers could still be racist, and still can discriminate if it is not overt. Mix this in with many of your lawmakers being open racists, your indirect creation of actual black ghettos, overly policing those ghettos, and then creating yourself a positive feedback loop of them being "pieces of shit" and then denying them the conditions that brought you to what you call "not being a piece of shit".
Eat my divine ass.

田hشひ　ㅅнe fuсш?
I return from a nap and i see this shit.
>Tl;dr this site makes me regret humanity
Anyway, im the real god AMA

>God doesn't like anime
Well, I'm switching sides.

Is jerking off a sin?

Then explain how other races who were equally discriminated against have over come this and not be pieces of shot after a few generations?

>is jerking off a sin?
Only if it consumes you

What if I consume the result of me jerking off?

that is the sin known as lust, it is also borderline homosexuality,
Therefore it is a terrible sin to consume the result of masturbation

what if I consume the result of someone else's masturbation, seems a shame to waste it.

>Eat my divine ass
>Eat my divine ass

We’re felching to Zion,
Beautiful, beautiful Zion;
We’re marching upward to Zion,
The beautiful city of God.

this is really intense on my 144hz monitor

same result unless its from the opposite gender in which case that would make you an insolent cuck

why no apocalypse yet man?

it will happen soon, just not yet

will she ever date me again

Unfortunately not within this universe, however you will move on and meet someone better

I am going to trust this. thank you god.

Your welcome

Why does facebook exist and why are there stupid people like it's main user base?