>Forgot to pay my jizya to the Sultan this month and he sent around the Sharia Patrol to abduct my 12-year-old daughter for his harem. Should have known better tbf but I'm still annoyed.
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>Forgot to pay my jizya to the Sultan this month and he sent around the Sharia Patrol to abduct my 12-year-old daughter for his harem. Should have known better tbf but I'm still annoyed.
#JustLondonThings edition
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cara
not page seven
ah yeh looks very agnostic in that photo. cant believe how many people were suckered in by his lies. what a joke of a country we live in.
*accuses you of anti-antisemitism*
*nods head*
kev
good post
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That's it, you bastards, you've bloody done it now
*Rumbling and growling from the groundskeeper's shed*
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Working entirely with middle-class white yuppies and buying your lunch at Pret every day, before going home to your tiny flatshare that you share with weird Europeans.
#JustLondonThings
mayne stream meteor
gf shat the bed last night. wish she wouldn't sleep naked.
Where are my fellow amerigans from? NY here
#JustJewThings
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IMAJUN MOI SHOCK when jay kay row-uh-ling is a VIRCHOOSIGNALIN SAG OF SHID
vampire nigger lurking in the middle
>/brit/ will never accept you as british because your family moved here from pakistan
>ed will never come back
>ossie will never come back
Very very disrespectful!
haha them lads up on the latest memes
*dumps this thread into the bin*
don't agree with Trump on much but that bloke is disgusting tbf
Crossing the road every time you see a black approaching because you were raised in a comfy town in the Midlands where there were no black people, and you're not really sure about how to deal with this sort of thing.
#JustLondonThings
luca can fuck off though
i know that guy on the very left, his name is richard and he lives in eastleigh
*blows smoke into your face*
>paying £400/mo for the privilege of renting a cupboard in a house where you are the only native brit
#JustLondonThings
I bet it means the chippy was shut, no chips peas and gravy for me tonight.
Very beautiful though. JustFrogthings
if I may
Any lads excited for Stormblood?
Ed Sheeran must be fucking FUMINg at Rag'n'Bone Man
yanks are all fucked in the head lads
Who /homosexual/ here?
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>chippy
Hot chip shop
*becomes engorged*
suck up
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>tfw when no english bf to cuddle with in his home, listening to the rain outside
>You'll never make him great mediterranean food and he will never compliment you on it
>You'll never engage in some banter with your broken english over a pint of beer at home
>He'll never snicker at you blabbering utter nonsense while you thought you were correct
>You'll never try to get back to him by picking him up and restraining him on the couch, before feeling him not struggling anymore as he gets more comfortable in your embrace
Clint Howard
Ahh yes, the old 'pression setting in hard today
Haven't answered my phone since Friday evening
>£400 for a cupboard
Fucking bargain lad.
I looked at a room in Custom House once. Would've been the only native brit. Was basically a very large cupboard. £230 per week.
PER FUCKING WEEK
This is Newham too. The area is about16.6% White British. I thought it'd be cheap!
you may not
pd
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Mistress T is my queen
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IT'S TYEEM TE PUT UP, OR SHU THE FOOK UP
love these
Me at the races
I can tell you one thing: Belgium should not exist. Maybe Antwerp as a free city, but that's about it.
>tfw have the autism shake
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sound quintessentially british to me
it's not the autism shake, it's the amphetamine shake
did no one have a quiet word off to the side?
couldn't hack the craic
IMGEN MOI SUPRISE
and what about the vegetables?
>tfw you'll never have a French runt to use as a moving target
>tfw you'll never keep him caged in your closet while he's not dodging arrows
>tfw you'll never laugh as you throw dog treats at him and make fun of his accent
[concockts a plan]
*engorges myself*
CONSERRVATISM IS DA NEW COWNTER CULCHUH
>disliking Romania, the bulwark against Islam for hundreds of years, the country which kebabed the kebabs, where the only modern Christian jihadist group was created
Why la?
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Flatmate left her knickers in the bathroom again lads
They were crusty
Ashamed to say I did have a sniff
>tfw no french bf to be casually racist with while we have lots of gay sex
HILL-URY CLINTON takes munny frum SOWDIRABIA
a coontry that OPRESSES WUMUN and THROWS GAYS OFF BUILDINS
SO CALLED FEMINIST
business idea: all the lonely >tfw no gf/bf lads in /brit/ join together for a weekly circle jerk to alleviate their sadness
is she hot?
Left em out for you so you don't go digging through her room
good lad
cringe
why would you even post this
>leaving your underwear lying around in communal areas
dirty bitch
I don't know which one's knickers it was, but they're all ugly
women are actually vile
picked these up lads
>No oriental ladies to sit on my face
>that one rorke who always gets mad at PJW posting
Don't think bp is worth the cost of a plane ticket and the chance of getting shot lad
IT'S A MEEM U UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RUN
cringe
why would you even post this
atrocious co-opting of the rorke gimmick
wouldn't mind them taking turns pooing in my mouth 2bh
Bit rude to the lasses browsing this thread.Sorry girls, he doesn't get out much x
I just want a french bf
Will trade one (1) Chinese oriental gf in exchange for one (1) brown-skinned Pakistani gf
GOOD post.
Neat
That was unnecessary jan
Trudeau on suicide watch.
shagged all ye mams
beta
crypto-normans...
At least they got their weeds
HERE WE GO
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