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>Forgot to pay my jizya to the Sultan this month and he sent around the Sharia Patrol to abduct my 12-year-old daughter for his harem. Should have known better tbf but I'm still annoyed.

#JustLondonThings edition

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cara

not page seven

ah yeh looks very agnostic in that photo. cant believe how many people were suckered in by his lies. what a joke of a country we live in.

*accuses you of anti-antisemitism*

*nods head*

kev

good post

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:'(

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That's it, you bastards, you've bloody done it now
*Rumbling and growling from the groundskeeper's shed*

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Working entirely with middle-class white yuppies and buying your lunch at Pret every day, before going home to your tiny flatshare that you share with weird Europeans.

#JustLondonThings

mayne stream meteor

gf shat the bed last night. wish she wouldn't sleep naked.

Where are my fellow amerigans from? NY here

#JustJewThings

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IMAJUN MOI SHOCK when jay kay row-uh-ling is a VIRCHOOSIGNALIN SAG OF SHID

vampire nigger lurking in the middle

>/brit/ will never accept you as british because your family moved here from pakistan

>ed will never come back
>ossie will never come back

Very very disrespectful!

haha them lads up on the latest memes

*dumps this thread into the bin*

don't agree with Trump on much but that bloke is disgusting tbf

Crossing the road every time you see a black approaching because you were raised in a comfy town in the Midlands where there were no black people, and you're not really sure about how to deal with this sort of thing.

#JustLondonThings

luca can fuck off though

i know that guy on the very left, his name is richard and he lives in eastleigh

*blows smoke into your face*

>paying £400/mo for the privilege of renting a cupboard in a house where you are the only native brit

#JustLondonThings

I bet it means the chippy was shut, no chips peas and gravy for me tonight.
Very beautiful though. JustFrogthings

if I may

Any lads excited for Stormblood?

Ed Sheeran must be fucking FUMINg at Rag'n'Bone Man

yanks are all fucked in the head lads

Who /homosexual/ here?

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>chippy
Hot chip shop

*becomes engorged*

suck up

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>tfw when no english bf to cuddle with in his home, listening to the rain outside
>You'll never make him great mediterranean food and he will never compliment you on it
>You'll never engage in some banter with your broken english over a pint of beer at home
>He'll never snicker at you blabbering utter nonsense while you thought you were correct
>You'll never try to get back to him by picking him up and restraining him on the couch, before feeling him not struggling anymore as he gets more comfortable in your embrace

Clint Howard

Ahh yes, the old 'pression setting in hard today

Haven't answered my phone since Friday evening

>£400 for a cupboard

Fucking bargain lad.

I looked at a room in Custom House once. Would've been the only native brit. Was basically a very large cupboard. £230 per week.
PER FUCKING WEEK

This is Newham too. The area is about16.6% White British. I thought it'd be cheap!

you may not

pd

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Mistress T is my queen

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IT'S TYEEM TE PUT UP, OR SHU THE FOOK UP

love these

Me at the races

I can tell you one thing: Belgium should not exist. Maybe Antwerp as a free city, but that's about it.

>tfw have the autism shake

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sound quintessentially british to me

it's not the autism shake, it's the amphetamine shake

did no one have a quiet word off to the side?

couldn't hack the craic

IMGEN MOI SUPRISE

and what about the vegetables?

>tfw you'll never have a French runt to use as a moving target
>tfw you'll never keep him caged in your closet while he's not dodging arrows
>tfw you'll never laugh as you throw dog treats at him and make fun of his accent

[concockts a plan]

*engorges myself*

CONSERRVATISM IS DA NEW COWNTER CULCHUH

>disliking Romania, the bulwark against Islam for hundreds of years, the country which kebabed the kebabs, where the only modern Christian jihadist group was created

Why la?

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Flatmate left her knickers in the bathroom again lads

They were crusty

Ashamed to say I did have a sniff

>tfw no french bf to be casually racist with while we have lots of gay sex

HILL-URY CLINTON takes munny frum SOWDIRABIA

a coontry that OPRESSES WUMUN and THROWS GAYS OFF BUILDINS

SO CALLED FEMINIST

business idea: all the lonely >tfw no gf/bf lads in /brit/ join together for a weekly circle jerk to alleviate their sadness

is she hot?

Left em out for you so you don't go digging through her room

good lad

cringe

why would you even post this

>leaving your underwear lying around in communal areas
dirty bitch

I don't know which one's knickers it was, but they're all ugly

women are actually vile

picked these up lads

>No oriental ladies to sit on my face

>that one rorke who always gets mad at PJW posting

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Don't think bp is worth the cost of a plane ticket and the chance of getting shot lad

IT'S A MEEM U UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RUN

cringe

why would you even post this

atrocious co-opting of the rorke gimmick

wouldn't mind them taking turns pooing in my mouth 2bh

Bit rude to the lasses browsing this thread.Sorry girls, he doesn't get out much x

I just want a french bf

Will trade one (1) Chinese oriental gf in exchange for one (1) brown-skinned Pakistani gf

GOOD post.

Neat

That was unnecessary jan

Trudeau on suicide watch.

shagged all ye mams

beta

crypto-normans...

At least they got their weeds

HERE WE GO

HE'S HERE