Ask a degenerate gambler who just gambled away $260 in 20 minutes at slots anything

ask a degenerate gambler who just gambled away $260 in 20 minutes at slots anything

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ever got your ass beat for money you owed?

How big is your dick

all of my hard earned money so no

my dick is like 5.75 x 5.75 ? maybe 6 . im asian too

Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

no i had my ass licked by a female at a massage parlor tho

how much did you win?

get

i lost it all

Thats average size, you are fine as long as you dont fuck sluts

ever steal to pay back a bookie?

yeah no one ever complained. i do fuck sluts tho, had a slutty ex call it a chode no i earn my money

UPDATE ITS HAPPENING GAMBLING 50 MORE DOLLARS

That's cute. I've been a gambling addict for years. Just last night I gambled away $600. I've gambled away my friends rent money instead of depositing it before. My biggest loss in one day was over $10,000 on high limit slots. My biggest win was $50,000. I only play slots, I'm retarded at playing cards. The slots are so addictive

i just 150 dollars and i cashed out so net loss is 150

>slots
what a faggot.
I'm a degenerate gambler but at least I play games that require skill and are winnable.

>gambling
>skill

Please tell me more about your "winning system" you delusional faggot

Asian degenerate gambler is a meme

>I have never heard of poker
>I have never heard of betting management
>I have never heard of card counting
>I am a pleb who plays slots instead of spending 20 minutes learning how to be a good gambler.
^literally you^

So you're bragging about being losing more money than the OP?

What is your favorite sandwich from Penn station :3 mine is the italian

$260 on slots? Dude you're bound to win soon, no one loses that much in a row, keep going.

I have heard of all of that and it doesn't change the fact that gambling is pure chance retard.

Why not try drugs?

fuckign shit man i just lost it... deposited another 50. I'm in the hole for fucking 370 dollars nowi deposited another 50

>The slots are so addictive

Kek, slots are computers, and computers are programmed. Slots are a suckers game, you fucking dipshit.

With cards or dice, at least you have a chance at a legit casino, The only time you can win at slots is if you hit a jackpot and immediately quit playing.

Exactly

i do drugs..
>xanax
>ambien
>percocet
>weed
>oxy
>adderal
>vyvanse
>i even went degenerate and snorted hydroxizine

Not really.
All three of those things can alter the odds of a given game. Especially poker, that's entirely skill based.
A good poker player can waste normies with ease.

It doesn't take much to get me into a pissing match, hence the gambling addiction.

That and this is my biggest secret, literally nobody in my life has any idea that u gamble. So it feels good to get it off my chest

gambling is chance

>not really

You really are retarded aren't you?? At least I'm realistic about my addiction. Please enlighten me as to how much you're up overall. You're a real Dan Bilzerian aren't you?

I bet on football(soccer) daily, and horses..even virtual horses's. Pretty sure its an addiction at this stage though im not a complete degenerate like op, I mostly do it out of pure boredom, that being said at least 60% of my income goes on gambling

fucking lost 1k now.

I'm broke. going to fucking kill myself

It's not the slot you dipshit. It's the idea of winning that jackpot. I've hit jackpots on my literal last spin after spending $800. The feeling of going from wanting to kill yourself to being up a few thousand and going out to celebrate is amazing

Overall, a couple grand I don't gamble much because I don't cheat which makes it harder.
You're mistaking card games for slot machines which have no strategy. You can't read a tell on a machine.

>what is probability
>what are odds
>what is operant conditioning

Nigger, you are one stupid motherfucker. I am not the person you are responding to, but you need to know they are right and you are wrong.

Also stop playing the slots.

Fuck bro should've just bought 4 oxys and banged up in the shitter

13 dollars a minute?

that's not the most catastrophic gambling loss i've ever heard of. not even close.

Why don't you gamble on sports online?
you'll make more, trust me.

Enlighten me genius. Why don't you just take all of your money you have right now, including rent money and credit cards etc. Take it all and go turn it into millions if you're so damn sure.

You won't, because deep down you know you're only marginally improving your chances and you're more likely to lose it all.

Prove me wrong retard

What sites do you use?

Bet on the hawks or the Anaheim ducks winning tonite

Are you broke? I can lose 260 dollars in a single bet.

What the fuck are you doing gambling if 260 dollars is a lot of money to you

i'm gambling it off this game slot machine.

certain items are worth 100-300 dollars USD.


fucking nig im at 400$ and i only made 100 back

I am not going to do it because it is difficult and I cant be bothered. People that make money from gambling put in a fuckload of work to do so. With sports/horse racing or whatever you would have to spend hours and hours reading form guides and statistics. Poker plays practice that shit for years. Black jack card counters need teams of people and to train to remember the numbers and play styles. Just because it is difficult and you dont understand how it works doesn't mean it doesnt work.

>prove me wrong retard

You are a pot calling the kettle black my friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=gZxDhb0Dwd8

have you realised that that is barely anything yet?

how the fuck do i stop wasting money on this garbage shit

Casinos are built off of retarded people like you that buy that shit. How is making millions of dollars not worth your time?? You too busy counting nickels for your boss at the gas station?

The type of people that can pull that shit off are unique and take advantage of weaknesses the casinos are unaware of. You think your dumbass could pull it off if you decide you want to? Not likely dumb shit.

OP you think you know pain? OP you are like lil babby gambler

>be me
>gambling bitcoin
>start with pennies-worth from faucets
>end up making ~$100-200
>keep going
>start withdrawing at ~$400
>start ordering shit online
>feel like affluent high-roller
>end up with $1.2K
>flying high now que rocky.mp4
>lose it all in the next 4 bets
>consider hanging myself before finally passing out after many agonizing hours pass

Tl;Dr don't gamble, winning & the gamblers high isn't worth the comedown when you inevitably lose

Why the slots? They suck ass, literally just throwing your money away.

Why not a table game?

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This, made $400 in two hours, then lost it in 30 seconds. It's not worth it lads.

>The type of people that can pull that shit off are unique and take advantage of weaknesses the casinos are unaware of.

That is literally exactly what I am saying and I don't gamble because I understand this. You are the one who is spending their rent money playing the slots, not me.

>How is making millions of dollars not worth your time?

Why don't I become an investment banker, a professional athlete or an astronaut? Because making millions of dollars is super hard work and I cant be bothered. I make money in other ways and then I don't gamble it down the toilet because I am not a retard like you.

So back to my original point, gambling is pure chance and playing cards doesn't somehow give you an advantage like every retard in this thread seems to believe. You initially said I was wrong and they were right. You still think I'm wrong?

Yes I still think you are wrong. Yes there is an element of chance in card games, but there is also a skill factor. People who have the skill can, have and do make money from playing cards.

An element? It's all chance. I can, have and do make money playing slots. Does that mean there is skill involved? Fuck no. Get real man, you're arguing for the casinos right now. You're literally espousing the mentality of an idiot about to lose his money playing his "system"

Is that supposed to be a lot or something?

Try growing up 10 minutes from Mohegan sun.
Taking 6000 from student loans and head for a little fun.
Win 2000 in an hour...go back 3 days a week for a year straight all through your senior year. Biggest run - 17,000...biggest loss on one bet was 9600

Let us agree to disagree my friend.

Anyway, that is enough arguing on the internet for me for one day. I am going to go out and fuck this day in the arse.

I wish you the best of luck with your horrible gambling habit.

Why bother gambling ? If you want the thrill bet on sports atleast you have chance of winning if you know your shit.
I knew some people that bet a lot, and they all made profits.

Alright pal. Thank you. Hope you have a good Friday. I would if I hadn't spent all my money at the casino last night.