Has anyone had anal or done anal related stuff?

has anyone had anal or done anal related stuff?

asshole stories?

No, in my religion it is absolutely haram.

Only with goats, because I'm Muhamed

>Was dating a gal for 2 months
>I was working out West for one month
>Come home and she is dying to see me
>Sure. I fucked a lot while gone but I could use a familiar fuck.
>She had asked about anal before but I never fucked her pooper
>We always fucked without condoms
>Who cares
>I never shot a beef load into her
>Always in mouth or on tits, stomach
>Filler of belly buttons they call me
>She comes over the day I get back...

Sit tight. I'm a fuck. Didn't pre type
>Sue me Johnny
Packing a bowl
Pouring a drink

Love it. Wear a condom unless she douches beforehand. Take a shower within a reasonable time after in case of bacteria (but not immediately unless you're trying to tell her she's a filthy whore).

once i ass-fingered a girl
and once a girl ass-fingered in front of me

gf and i wanted to try, started with glowsticks and fingers etc. first few times she did an enema before and i used a condom, then got her a buttplug. after a while (8 times?) stopped using a condom because it felt better and was far NASTIER

Yeah. My 25th birthday came up. Gf had promised me that when we got to San Fran she would let me try. Tried it, hurt my gf, ended up getting in all the way, thruster around a bit, didn't feel better than when I fuck her pussy. Not worth all the begging/nagging it took. Disappointed. Fast forward a week. Tried it with rosita, backpage slut, same result. Loyal to the pussy now for life. This is why I don't get faggots, asshole is < pussy

Yes. Everything. Its awesome, but kinda gross. You need to be adult about poop. If you can get past that, it's the bomb.

Bowl packed, drink poured.
Back to the shitty story.

>restaurant for a friends birthday
>had tables in booths with walls behind them so everyone was sort of in a little half-room type thing
>had like 20m before we started to eat
>at table with 4 of my friends and my girlfriend, she was in the corner
>had arm around my girlfriend
>decided to move my hand into her panties and finger her asshole
>once food came out i licked my finger and acted like nothing happened

i dun a shit

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Wife loves it. Was not sure at first but got her anal plugs for "fun". She tried it the other day and want to do more now. There are different size in the box and she wants to try the largest one. I have a thick dick and she was unsure of it going in there but I think now she is getting more comfortable with the idea.

The pussy is designed to make the dick cum. The asshole isn't. Pussy hugs your dick at every depth, the asshole adjusts and make it feel like you're fucking a hallway

my first time with my actual GF were Anal lol, she was 14 and I was 16 in that time, it was a bit weird cause we were too young

You have my attention.

Gf does it occasionally, she's fucking tight.

I use a couple of different plugs on myself, fucking intense when they press on the prostate... Come buckets without barely touching my dick.

Can't convince gf to peg me though.

>She shows up on her bike
>Wearing these cut off overalls and cut off beater
>Such a fox with nice little a cups
>Long brown hair with hips that fuck like Frankenstein walks
>Ass that is smoother than Shamu's big, greasy head
>Super hippy with pit hair and well, pit hair
>Don't care cause she ain't no patchouli whooore

my girlfriend and i have anal regularly
usually when i'm starting to work my dick into her ass i go in a little and take it out and make her suck on it then go further and keep doing that until i decide to start fucking her

always cum in her ass

also sometimes i get her to sit on my face during foreplay and i fuck her ass with my tongue.

lol it's nothing from other world tho, she was a bit in pain for a moment, then we just stopped

After that she was all day complainin' because she couldn't sit right

Pussy is better

My ex was apprehensive about it at first so she got a small toy and worked herself up with that for a while. It still took her some getting used to (I'm pretty thick) but after a bit she loved it. it we still didn't do it very often though because she wouldn't do it without cleaning our her asshole first and she hated the prep work.

Love fucking her ass with my tongue too. It makes her so wet.

used to finger my ex's asshole a lot when we did stuff and id make her suck on my fingers or we would both click them

Yes. I've done it to my wife a few times.

It's not as exciting as one would think.

I think getting to put it in is fun but once you're fucking ass...it doesnt feel as amazing as one would think.Hard to explain.

>Smile but it's kind of awkward
>Haven't seen each other in a month.
Keep up Jacktards
>She comes in once I finish my ciggypoo
>Kissing, touching, fingers, fuck
>Make tiny swimming pool for unborn descendants of William Wallace
>Blah Blah she gets out and goes home
>I flip on what I've been yearning for
>SNES. Fuck yeah Chrono!

...

A bunch of fucking $2 mimosa drinking choads in here. What's new
>Week passes by
>Girlfriends are neat
Go get one.
>Pits hits me up
>"Filler of Bellies and Fucker of Mouths, I have a gift for you. I think you will really like it"
>Shit yeah! I love gifts!
>Better be a friend to love or a SNES game!
>Tell her to cum over.
>huhHuh. I said cum

I was working hard on the girlfriend, and started with her puss and began to work my way South. She was hot and squirming, and I pushed a finger into her anus, and she started to thrash around and moan. Then I pushed the finger ALL the way in, and she came HARD. So, I pulled my finger out and tasted it.

It tasted like poop.

Wife was begging for penetration after she had our kid. But had to wait mandatory 6 weeks due to c section. So I gave her her fave clit vibe and gently worked a finger into her ass. She loved the way it felt when she came. She had always been curious about anal so the progression just continued. Months later she asked me to Fuck her ass...not most romantic move..."I pooped earlier want to try anal?" Lol. We did. It was ok..I came and so did she from a vibe. Well 5 years or so later she loves anal play. Toys and beads and all sorts of weird and fun stuff. But everyone saying that it's not as good as vaj is correct in my book. Vaginas are awesome. But what is great... having your dick in her ass when she comes. You can really feel her pelvic floor contract. And she goes shit house crazy for it. Now she can come from anal sex. She tells me the orgasms are different anally..not as intense as vaginal but very nice. Long story short...it's a lot of fun but we still only Fuck in the ass about once every 2 months.. the rest is all vaginal sex and anal toys or fingers for thrills.

Same story here bro

My ex loved anal...I miss her man.

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Unless it's with whoreboys, yeah?

Homo

Trying with gf she's not not into it, but whenever we try her stomach fucks up and she feels ill.
We got a buttplug and all the cool stuff but it seems to turn her off
I did ram it in one day she was so horny and I told her I would ram it in because I wanted to, shit was cash, she enjoyed it too but then when she asked me to cum inside I lost my boner for some fucking reason
Lately it's been hard to get some sex going because I take too long to cum and she doesn't like that
Guess I fap too much, or simply got a little lazy over time.
Any tips aside from a little movement before fucking?
Anal tips are welcome as well as for some reason whenever I insert the plug I always hurt her but when she does it is allright

everyone has butthoel

Man, I love all of the greentxt stories in here!
>Shopping pics right now.
>Hold on to yer butts

Pro tip. Buy a biobidet. It straps on over the old toilet seat and has an enema function. The japs have some kind of robot bunghole targeting technology that just seems to know and it shoots a stream of warm water up your bunghole. Your woman will complain about enemas no more.. it's easy and clean. Plus I never get the red ass anymore. And she can use it on her period to clean the crust off the sandwich. Best part is quick enema before work so I don't have to shit at work and use their terrible toilet paper. So the upside is that your girl and you have cleaned your asses with water..and we keep soap near... and if she wants anal..She hits the vortex button and cleans her colon.. then we Fuck.. and it's fun.

>be me
>doing anal
>be happy

Vortex

>whenever I insert the plug I always hurt her but when she does it is allright

Lube her hole first then use a finger or two to loosen it up.

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I've always been a butthole guy, so this pertains to my interest.
>first gf let's me tongue her ass
>dick too big, so just tongue stuff
>other gfs, several very Gung how, but still can't fit
>finally, slut I'm fucking just asks for it
>lube, but it goes right in
>hallelujah.jpeg
>she is only girl to take it like that
>current long term gf had never done it, but trained her ass with butt plugs.
>now it's mine whenever and I will marry her.

pic related, my new home

So solly cholly. Clean is awesome. And I get to Fuck a hot chick in her ass..so..

I do that a lot.
The problem seems awareness on the inside, it seems I do it too tilted or not enough and it enters in a weird angle that fucks up everything
She's quite fragile

That's funny. My gf says her anal orgasms are more intense.

Ayyyyy nice digits

>She comes over and is wearing this skimpy black sun dress
>Fockin love summer
>She comes in
>With her fucking bike of course
Hippies. Ugh.
>She hands me a box.
>"Here is your gift, Coater of Tonsils Cock having Mother Fuck."
>Shit.
>Box too small for SNES game.
>BUMMER
>I open it and pull out
See pic, palm lickers

She says that they're getting stronger as we do it more.. but theyre not the same as her vaginal or clitoral orgasms. I'm just happy when she cums so whatever is good. But man does she love anal beads pulled out slowly while she's Cummings from vaginal sex. I'm trying to get her to take a big dildo in the vag while I pound her ass.. I like when she is super full. Obviously so does she. Lol

i dun a shit once

yes.

MY ex really enjoyed it. So did I.
By the end I think we did anal slightly more often than regular actually..

Sometimes it worked without lube but the general rule was: lube up quite a bit and be careful as you enter. as she was coming she wanted me to pump harder but until then she wanted me to be quite careful.

This is my exact thoughts on the matter

First time gf and I were both drunk and we tried it. She said it hurt a lot and we didn't get too far.

Second time she blacked out on wine and bars. I was annoyed with her and sober so I fucked her ass while she was unconscious.

It was alright, I guess. More of a hate rape than anything. Told her when she woke up. She was too drugged out to care.

We didn't last much longer than a month or two after that. It's much better in porn.

Like had anal done to them or gave someone the shaft up the old poop shoot.?
Also yes to both only I didn't have someone fucking my ass I use various dildos and such

>Bitchin
>I like buttts
>I like coffee
>Cool beans
>I sit down on my cool ass couch
>She sits on my lap
>Straddle
>Facing me
>Kissing
>She is running her fingers thru my beard and hair
>I'm lovin it
>Big Mac time
>Pick her up and carry/lick her tongue
>Throw her on my bed
>It creeks a bit
>Lot of making coit on that beast
She is 110lbs max, you dirty little ham chokers
>Lift up her sundress and start munching on that bento box
>She wants cock in her mouth
>Of course I oblige
>Sitting on her chest and feeding her the cock she wants
>In her poop chute

Kinda agree..
Depends on the girls experience..

I can never get a good prostate simulation..
Any pointers.?

can CONFIRM

I don't put anything bigger than my dick in her vaj. I like it to stay nice and tight. I like to keep her butthole loose though. Can almost fist it.

my wife eats my ass out off the time, feels amazing.

Eat my girls ass right before I slide my cock in it all the time

>Feel her throat welcome my cock
>She is looking me dead in the eyes
>Feel like America looking into the eyes of a brown country
>$1.05
>I pull my spit covered cock from her mouth
>She says "fuck me."
>I smile
>Flip her over and pull her up by her hips
Do you sex strike victims know that move?
>Rubbin
>OOOOOoooooooOOoOoo
>I love rubbing my splitting maul up and down a hatchet wound
>Fuck
>It's hot as grandpa's tit pits
>Summer
>Her ass is sweaty
>She looks back at me
>Sweat on face
>"Will you fuck my ass?"

Dude.. Vaginas are more elastic and can rebound. Buttholes need care.. be easy unless you want to change diapers in the future.

>go in a little and take it out and make her suck on it
das it mane
post a pic of your gfs asshole

She can take it easily. She loves it rough.

Do it from time to time with my GF.

It was hot as fuck in the beginning but now I'm just too lazy to do all that stretching and lubing before going in. So I just fuck the puss puss and put a finger in her ass depending on the position.

Same..She says no at first..then relaxes..then enjoys it. Then later talks about how much she likes that I force her to a little bit. She always cums super hard with my tongue in her ass..

i agree ass != pussy

>She smiles big
>Smiles like she has a great cock inside of her
>Smiles like she just a boob
You know the smile. I think?
>"Right now?"
>"Yes, i want to feel your cock slide into my tight ass"
>Inner monologue: Never done this before. Shit, why not?
>Look at her asshole
>Sweaty.
>I've licked that before
>I've put fingers in there
>Gotta love another hole
>Pull my cock out of her pussy
>Cock can breathe
>So hot and full of cum
>Feel the fan blow past and tickle my sopping dick
>Slide my cock head up and down that baby envelope
>Rest my cock head on her asshole
>She looks back with that same smile on her face
>I smile back at her butt ask
>"Are you sure? You have always said that my cock is big and thick"

>invite girl I've never hooked up with before
>we start making out
>friend is in the living room chillin
>femanon and I go to my room
>we start making out, taking clothes off, sucking dick
>we fucked for a bit but when I saw her butthole I put my thumb in
>mfw ex gf didn't let me do that
>I ask her if I can do anal
>she says yes
>mfw this is my first time doing anal
>stick my dick in and fuck her gaping ass
>no lube, and she hasn't cleaned it
>take out cock
>look down and see poop pellets on the top of my dick
>go to bathroom to clean them off had one lodged in my urethra but I got it out
>the smell was absolutely disgusting
>this is when I realize this girl is an anal whore. She has gaping ass, not a little tight one
>go back to room and fuck her some more
>fuck her doggy in the ass and she farts poop pellets on the carpet
>try not to vomit
>spit on her back and make cuming noises
>"wow user that was great"
>h-he yeah I gotta do stuff tomorrow so you gotta leave
haven't seen her since

The left person "Buck Angel" is a woman, the right "Bailey Jay" is a man. So your telling me you would rather fuck that pussy vs that ass?

I used to live in Los Angeles. I ran into tons of assholes. A lot of them came from New York and northern New Jersey.

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Buck is a guy with no dick. Just like you only more macho.

Buck Angel. Born a woman.

i can't fuck enough bitches in the ass they all love it

>"Yes! Fuck my asshole!"
>Never thought I would hear a woman tell me that.
>Pretty cool, man. Pretty cool
>I take in the scene
>She is on hands and knees on my bed
I am behind her with my cock resting on her brown valve
>She is still wearing her black sun dress
>I am wearing a thick coat of sweat and nothing more
>What a time to be alive!
>God bless America, right in her mouth.
>Grab my cock at the base and start to push
>Brick wall
>Won't budge
>Oh no you don't
>She moves her hips and moans
>Done this before, we have?
>I push and squeeze my cock
>Plop
>Head is in and I ask who she feels
>"I want to feel all of it. Put your Cock in my ass"
>I grab her hair with one hand and her hip with the other
>Pull her on to me

And he still loves his cunt. He says so himself.

Learn your post op porno stars pleb. Buck is a woman who transitioned to a man with hormones and breast surgeries. Bailey is a man with hormones transistioned into a female. I'd rather fuck Bailey (the dude) vs Buck (the woman).

Me giving anal. She did not expect it want it. Kept begging for me to take it out, but I just kept going. Told her it's OK I'm almost done.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>My whole cock disappears into her stink hole
>No stink besides sex and b.o.
>Feels great
>Thought I would feel a big dung pile
Insert Jurassic Park.jpg
>Clean, slick tunnel of darkness
>She clenches her ass
>DAMN!
Now I know how woman feel when they look at a b/tards' face
>I push her forward and I pull back
>Push back in
>Now we're fucking
>Butt fucking
>She goes wild
>She loves my cock deep in her muck mound
>I look down at my cock going in and out of her
>No mud. Just spud
>Nice
>Want to do so many nasty things
Porn
Nope
>Think about the cum
>Start slamming that ass deep and hard
>"Where do you want me to cum?"
>"Cum in my hole"
>"Cum in my ass"
>"Fill my asshole with your cum"
>I couldn't last any longer
Could you? Jeez!
>Cum
>In her ass
>Twitches stop along with the drips of sweat onto her ass
>She is loving it
>Whatabeast
>Moment of truth
>Slip that soggy spitter of a leach out of her ass
>Any poo?
>Any shit shmear?
>Just a limp cock
>NOOOOOOO WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
>Clean cock. Smell some whiff e poos
>Fuck shit, man
>Say that was awesome
>She needs more
>I need a cig
>I light up
>She walks out
>Damn that ass in a sundress!
>Shower starts
>I smile

>Yes I got this mug on the first time I had analcourse
>No it wasn't a mess
>No it didn't hurt her
>No I didn't need to beg
>No it didn't feel like a hallway or dry
>No I didn't get a UTI
>Yes I enjoyed it
>Yes I will do it again
>No I am not with her anymore
>Yes that was the last time I saw her
>Yes this is my first story on here
>Yes I want to see more OC on here
>No I will not play SNES tonight
>Yes I will play FFV