Taylor Swift thread. Describe what you'd do to her

Taylor Swift thread. Describe what you'd do to her

consensual sex in the missionary position under a blanke and with lights off for the sole purpose of procreation

make her eggs in the morning

I'd talk to her about fascism and discuss why the jews are inferior

cum on her perfect face

Shield her from autistic shitposters

Set up a webcam in my room and turn her into a cam whore. I know that there's many,many folks out there that will pay out the nse to watch her do dirty things to herself as well as with others.

love her like the perfection she is

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Tell her to retire

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Anytime I see this pic I gotta cum to her

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retire to the bedroom
...am i rite!!!

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Feed her

Stroking hard post more

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Oh look more niggers nigging.

/thread

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ask if I can help write a song for her next album.

I'd have her put on an intimate private show for me if you know what I mean. If you don't: I'd get her to sing a duet with kanye west at my birthday party at macdonalds. And maybe she wears the Ronald MacDonald costume and Kanye is the hamburglar. Where we go from there is a choice I leave up to you.

ask her for money. then run off and she writes 3 hit songs about our 15 minute relationship.

If you wanna go full traditional, you gotta put a ring on her first desu.

most realistic post actually.

I would cheat on her feeling confident that she wouldnt write a song about me.

I'd anchor-baby the shit out of her.

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treat her with respect, because Taylor is a nice person, not some sort of object.

kek

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>a nice objectification person.
kek XD

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Wine and dine and when she's in the tub and relaxed and leaning against me, try convince her to try anal.

you know she does ane on the reg

You monster!

I wish I had her wardrobe. Top fantasy is to be fucked whilst looking like Taylor Swift

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bowl of eggs for my p-p-princess

ok... there are no girls on the internet. so...
look faggot you don't need short dress to get lay.
go to a gay club.

I would eat her shit, user. Every lump, loaf and log. I'd suck it straight out of her peach-colored butthole.

have scotty save her pattern in the transport pattern buffer so I can make my own copy.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Never said I needed it. I said I wanted it

I'd stick it in her ponos

I'd fuck you while you were dressed up as her...

and what you are going to do with it?
going to wear it?

oh boy .....
faggot love.

I needa find me a freak like you

Wat

Grab her ass like the producer from the radio station in my city

I miss the old Taylor thread :(

An anorexic midget? Good luck there aren't very many of us

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I dont know why i replied your post

we all do

If you're willing to fuck me whilst I'm dressed as Taylor than that's good enough for me

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> the user with the zalgo filenames
:D

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>Taylor Swift dressing up as a sexy clown
I didn't know I wanted this.
I'd dance with her at a nightclub, in our own VIP area. Maybe I can start grinding on her.

We'll be back lads

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I would smell her ass deliberately and professionally like a connoisseur of fine wine.

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That's not Taytay

I want to lick that cute little ass

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Didn't the user who posted daily TayTay threads get b&?

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This is what I want to wear whilst being fucked. Especially the heels!

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I'd bend you over in a short dress

Id marry her.

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Fuck fuck fuck

As soon as I get my bike back from the town's local nigger I'll come fuck you while you wear it

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I talk with him sometimes but he doesn't post anymore, only lurksometimes like me

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Put some syrup on dat pancake butt

Okay sounds good

This dress too pls

So hot. I'd wreck you in that lil cute dress. We'd keep the heels while I break you from behind, oh yeah bend that back, raise that ass. I'd lick all of your Tay-dressed body. Mmmmm

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wait can i join?

You'd look gorgeous in that dress. I'd look to fuck you till you come, just lay on your back and let me pump you till you're bloomin', baby.

Treat her like one of these dolls...
instagram.com/exdoll/

Oh god I didn't know how much I wanted this until now

Of course you can! I do have more than one hole after all

I'd like to hate-fuck her, and cum as deep as I possibly can inside of her.

Does she wear thong anons?

Such a gentleman c:

You're a cutie.

thank god, ineed i good slut

Get her bank info and drain her accounts.

Oh and sodomize her.

Marry her. Simple as that