Fluffy thread is a go

Fluffy thread is a go
>smarty revenge edition

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Don't have any more in that series, sorry.

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I know this is the third thread of the day but is anybody still lurking?

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still posting occasionally

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Thanks. I appreciate the bumps.

I'm trying to post some new stuff, even if it is hugbox.

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I do appreciate the hugbox

i love the disgusted look on the guy's face

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Psych abuse and situations where they hurt themselves inadvertently is my favorite but the hugbox does level it out.

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How many times has this shit been recolored?

It's coming right at us! *blam*

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it's babby's first recoloring; booru legend

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Enough hugbox.

very nice, that well measured torment

> "bwuddah" died in a washing machine

^ context

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Christ

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You niggers want a story tonight or should I go do something else more worthwhile with my life?

(checked)
I'd love one.

I'll keep posting if you keep writing. :)

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>implying you have anything better to do

Stick it in a pastebin if its turns out decent.

Nice.

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> so this guy comes up to your gf in the yard and gives her biggest sowwy poopies
> wat do?

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fuck, i hate bugs

Take a few steps back to then sprint and quick the motherfucker as far as I can.

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When I was 12 years old, I was riding my bike around the neighborhood by myself when I heard a noise coming from the alleyway behind the corner convenience store. It sounded like an animal in distress!

Upon further investigation, I found that it wasn't an animal but a little fluffy foal. The cause of his distress looked like a broken chunk of a box cutter blade embedded in his right front hoof. Being the fine, upstanding young citizen I was at that age, I couldn't just leave him like that so I ended up taking him home. I didn't know much about medicine but I did know from watching One Piece that all wounds can be cured if you wrap them up with enough bandages.

After removing the metal, I doused the foal's hoof with hydrogen peroxide. He screamed bloody murder but I knew it was for the best. Who knows what germs were on that blade and I thought it might even prevent tetanus. Hey, I was 12 okay?

With the wound disinfected, I proceeded to mummify his whole leg. I named my new fluffy "Fred" and kept him in a box in my treehouse.

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1/3

Thanks for this man.

2/3

3/3

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Hymenoptera are not bugs.

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help gf first if needed
trick into revealing hole in fence
seize and sell if valuable colors
dispose otherwise

Running out of non-Wolfram sadbox.

I thought I was pretty smart with how I hid Fred. Apparently not so much because my parents found him on the second day.

I came home from school to find Fred and his box sitting on the kitchen table. My parents called a family meeting to discuss the matter. Despite my protests, I was out voted in my bid to keep Fred as a pet. Not only that, my father insisted that Fred should be killed because he was a feral and therefore part of our city's "problems". I was forced to watch helplessly as Fred was carried out onto the back patio and had his head unceremoniously crushed by a decorative cement lawn gnome.

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FRED, NO.

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