Walk into bathroom

>walk into bathroom
>see this
Wat do???

360 and nope the fuck out.

leave her a bowl of eggs

nigger why you in the girls bathroom?

Realize I walked into the women's bathroom by accident, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Are there other answers other than "rape" or "turn around 360 degrees and walk away"?

Is that a Barbie Magical Wonderland Dream Truckstop Restroom? Cause those look like Barbie legs and feet.

I steal her shoes

Take more pics

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Why you just turn all the way around? 360? Fucking idiot!

>Friday night
>Goes out
>Girlfriend's friend call you at 3:00am
>"user, she's really sick - come to my dorm"
>Arrive at dorm
>See this

What do?

Copy pasta

Seem's like a real shitty situation.

Feel embarrassed for her, break up with her over text so she maybe gets her shit together

Eat it

I'd do a 360 and have coitus with her before walking away.

Take pic to post on Sup Forums

Underrated post.

ded

be tempted to look at her feet but it looks like a murder scene.
360 twice 180 and gone

Why the fuck does everyone say turn 360 degrees? Is that just another dumb Sup Forums sayings or are you all really too fucking stupid to realize that 360 degrees is a full fucking circle?

Its best not to reply to comments that are "360" because you always lose the argument

• You call him out to be a newfag
• He actually is newfag
• He still says "lol get baited fag"

or

• You call him out to be a newfag
• Its actually bait
• He still says "lol get baited fag"

You lose-lose.

Fucking topkek

nice b8 m8 8/8

Shit on her shit, make her believe it all came from her.

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it looks like her thong bifurcated the turds

Good idea m9

die

Have lengthy conversation with mannequin, explain to anyone curious who comes in that she's fixing the toilets because the automatic tampon remover got stuck.

Turn around three times, shit on the floor and leave.

This.

I love you

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light her boot on fire.

>walk out

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>buy everyone a coffee
>tell everybody to take a shit on her

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Go tell security that there's a dead tranny in the restroom ...go home and jerk off

have a shit fight.

probably shit/piss on her.

Ding dong, the witch is dead!
Which old witch? The Wicked Witch!
Let them know the wicked witch is dead!

just fucking leave

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winrar

Drop out of College before I get myself into a lifetime of debt.

turn on my phone location, fucking google maps is leading me in circles.

Unisex probably, retard.

>a full fucking circle
It's a full fucking rotation you spastic. l2semantics.

Kek

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

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LowQualityBait.jpg

Get fucked by a dragon

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>Get's maced and beaten instead
>Cops called
>Taken to court
>Raped in jail by man named Delilah

Is that The Wicked Stripper of the East.

Go next stall, do same.

run

Tard its from a greentext

Take shoes, find another stall.

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>Carry her to my studio apartment
>Let her sleep on my bed and dress her in my pj's
>When she wakes up in the morning take her a bowl of eggs and tell her she must eat them
>Tell her everything's gonna be alright.

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call 911 ?

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... Mfw you tricked me into thinking you were the other user