STAY LOW THERE'S FUCKIN SN-

>STAY LOW THERE'S FUCKIN SN-

Mfkr I know I revived this idea in that 'post cp' thread the oth-

Maybe if you got rid of that ol yee-hee ass haircu-

Where, i don't see h-

>KEEP MOVING! DONT LE-

...

That's not a sniper, its just a

cowards, i'm helping myself to the last of the bee-

>SHIT! CORPSMAN! COR-

Sniper threads are dumb. If you get shot how does the post get posted? Who does the recaptcha? I know your dead ass ain't gonna pick all the images of trees or street signs or whatever the fu-

Why won't you faggots finish your sentences?! .....see? What the fuck was all that abo-

Its obvious, you gotta suspend your disbelief a bit. If we didn't do this no rolling threads would exist either.

im moving. gimme some covering fi-

Would have been funnier if it was a PAL copy instead of NTSC.

Also get out of our sni-

>PIDGEON! SEND THE PI- GAAHH

> posts 'how to sniper thread' in response to obvious facetious post
> doesn't get sniped

Get the fuck out of here you newfa-

STOP! ITS SNIPER BAI-

I didn't peek over my cover to speak unlike you idio-

Oh fuck he's the sni-

This is now a candeljack thre

>GET IN YOUR HOLES! EVERYBODY TA-

CANDLEJACK's DOWN MEDI-

All the faggots in this thread that don't know what a hyphen is used for.

Hyphen the sign (-) used to join words to indicate that they have a combined meaning or that they are linked in the grammar of a sentence

DUBS GUY, BY THE POWER OF THESE DUBS PROTECT M-

I just saw Candlejack in th

Enemy Sniper has called for reinforcements! He's laid out more bai-

This is so fucking funny

Oh shit fuck now there are two sni-

Fuck your sniper place Candlewick assho

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ki-

Candlewick? It's candlejack dumb fuc

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Johnson survived! Everyone give him covering fir-

Fuuuuuuu-

Anyone know were i par-

Made me a have a chocolate dipped kek

Xaxa.
Het.

Deserved to be sniped fagg-

HAH feel sorry for you dumb ducks. everybody knows he only shots on goo-

But I'm still here because this is a candlejack thre

Candlejack just got hit a second time! Wheres that god damn medi-

Candlejack doesn't need a medi

Poor Candlejack's just a practice target for the sniper! Get the officer to order him bac-

You can't kill candlejack but can kill a snip

...

you don't get i-

What is the best way to evade a sniper, and why is i-

>Implying every shot is a kill shot and the person dies instantly.

What's my name bitch

Officer Comrade Candlejack Si-

ptthhhh~
Net medik dlya vas.

Officer candlejack were you aware of a foreign sniper in our ran-

движок.