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i just fucked up hard
just had sex with gf and came inside her. not just precum.
everything. we were just too horny.
> What can we do?
she is on her fertile days btw
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i just fucked up hard
just had sex with gf and came inside her. not just precum.
everything. we were just too horny.
> What can we do?
she is on her fertile days btw
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get her to take the morning after pill, retard, and then enrol in a sex education class for you both to attend
what r u, 12?? just buy her a fucking pill
This.
Suck it out with a straw
Let her have the baby. And raise it into a good person.
And make many more babies meantime.
Morning after pill, then get your girlfreind on birth-control so you can creampie whenever you want, idiot.
do a barrel roll
Are you both white? If yes, then keep the baby.
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Op here
we are surely going to buy the pill.
is there anything else that also helps ?
> trips name my unwanted child
punch her in the stomach in a week, that will solve that problem
Tell her to take alot of vitamin c, it can cause a miscarriage
I was gonna say "jesus wants you to have the baby" but seeing that hand, and those trips...
Abort it now, before you make her a single mom.
^This which is also this
Dumbass, have fun paying for a kid because you couldn't control yourself.
Douche with Coca-Cola.
Get a kid. Have a normie life
>anything else
why?
what else would you wanna do?
thats obvioulsy not me
morning after pill if you're scared but... i came inside my girl tons of times during her fertile window and we were too poor/lazy to get a morning after and it ended up being fine.
This
Try the morning after punch.
I woulda guessed you weren't even OP, but figured "what the hey", and hit post.
Give her a Coca-Cola douche. Google it.
Buy plan b asap
I dont know
should I put a sock on my dick, put it back in and clean that shit ?
Tell her to increase the PH of he pussy, kills the sperms
>how?
Tell her to put a edible vitamin c inside her vagina.
Makes it more acidic, less pregnant
Inb4 your welcome
Source?
Extreme feminist guides/ancestral women's hygene tecniques.
Enjoy the kid.
This is solid advice, squirt a can of coke up there and have her jump up and down. As the bubbles from the carbonation pop, they disrupt and damage the sperm.
This makes sense, anyone else can confirm?
i have my gf jumping in the room. hope that shit comes out
You gonna soon be da proud owner of a fetus and a slut who ain't got 'nuff sense to take birth control!Take all your dreams and aspirations, shine em up real good and bury them right up your stupid pass cause you just had to raw dog!
Own up and raise the baby.
Only logical solution ITT.
Have someone else nut in her. Sperm attack and kill each other.
Live with the consequences, it will teach you to not act like a retard again
google "abortion" you dumb cuck
next time use her ass faggot
If singles, no baby
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kys
Will try next time.
eww
Don't do this ,it creates mustard gas
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Pick your poison freaking idiot.
Speaking like a retard, it's no wonder you're poor. You're going to be a hell of a lot more poor trying to take care of a kid
Destined to be gutter scum for your life
This has to be the most bullshit pseudoscience explanation I've ever heard. It totally has NOTHING to do with the fact that soda is extremely acidic, no not at all, it's because bubbles pop.
God you're a fucking idiot
It all makes sense you're a 12 year old nigger
Of course he doesn't want a child
My gf and I have done the coke trick a few times and it seems to work as effective birth control. You just have to sit her in the bathtub and put he puss up and gently sortof pour it in as best you can. Doesn't have to be much. Note: diet soda tends to sting a little.
Costs way less than pills and condoms and shit.
op please try soda thing and tell if it actually works