I haven't cum in 23 days...

I haven't cum in 23 days. Im 24 and its the longest I've ever been without cumming or even watching porn in about 10 years. It's definitely fucked with my mood a bit and made me more goal orientated.

Can't wait to fucking cum though. My dick is going to go nuclear.

Is that pic you?

We have a winner for the gayest post and the biggest faggot ever asking if the pic is OP.

Are you upset? Are you upset about your deep repressed urges for gay sex?

Yes. Dat muh dick.

Post a pic of you and open your soul on fetlife.com

I promise it's gonna change your life history.

Would you let a cute twink suck it off?

What about two twinks same time? If he hasn't cum in 23 days there will be more than enough cum for both of us

Tell me the secrets of fetlife...

No faggot

Fetlife is filled with more people with addiction and personality disorders than an intensive outpatient program. I was in the BDSM scene for 4 years (2010-2014) and it was fucking amazing at first before turning into a total shit show later on.

Multiple people saying they didn't consent at play parties, people calling red (safe word that means to stop) and their doms not stopping, couples crying and fighting.

Oh yea, STD's are a big risk. I never caught any by a miracle, but it's a hotbed for all sorts of horrific shit.

9/10

The typical fetlife female user. You'll get laid but not with anything hotter than this.

>couples crying and fighting
Elaborate. This sounds like it could be entertaining.

There are some super hot women and men in the fetlife scene, I fucked several people who were easily 8 or 9 out of 10's.

Borderline Personality Disorder and other things like Narcissism and depression seemed to plague many people in the scene. This caused huge amounts of jealousy and people would get into fights over stupid shit.

>I fucked several people who were easily 8 or 9 out of 10's.
jacking off at a webcam show doesn't count champ

Lol ok man, why the fuck would I lie about this on a chinese cartoon message board?

Why wouldn't you? Maybe you have no friends and this is your only outlet?

Holy shit nigga you got me

Seriously tho, I'm not lying about anything with fetlife and you can only imagine the insanely hot insane people I fucked on the regular while in the scene.

I was going to tell some great stories, but this loser got me out of the mood :p

See ya freakshows later

Haha yeah you're clearly a real alpha getting all butthurt at some random stranger busting your balls.

any greentext stories from fetlife?