Green text best sexperience thread

green text best sexperience thread

>>be me, 31
>>

I got an incest story

>high school
>cross country running after class
>go behind weight room with bf
>get finger in vag000
>feels weird
>touch p0n0s
>no idea what to do with it
>smells weird
>caught by coach with hand down bf's shorts
>pretends not to see, just says it's time to go home
>think I had sex
>smug with my sister about not being a virgin

What're you waiting for faggot?

tits or gtfo lol

quads speak
whats the wait?

The quads demand the story

>be me, around 10 or 11
>was a nervious kid, hard for me to do things out of the ordinary.
>during a vacation summer my family went to a camping trip, we went together to meet up with some relatives over there.
>Only two other kids around my age, my cousins, a boy and a girl.
>They teased me a lot, knowing I wouldn't fight back. I just wanted to play my game boy in peace, of course batteries didn't last long.
>They used to go to a nice shallow river away from the cabin, they wanted me to go with them a bunch of times but I told them off, but because I had nothing better to do I went with them
>They knew the area well and so they lead me through a path where no adults would go.
>When we got there I noticed it would be hard for any adults to see us, I got nervious because what if something happened and my mom wasn't there?
>still stayed around but felt unconfortable, I just wanted to go home.
>my cousins played in the shallow water and all I did was stand by the side.

cont?

Keep going you pole smoker

>Be me
>Be male
>Be nude in a hot tub with 4 other girls and 3 guys, all drinking
>Everyone is nude as that is how civilized people use hot tub.
>Talking about life
>Come out as bisexual
>About 5 mins later, feel foot on thigh, toes groping cock. Feels good.
>Assume it is slutty MILF. Exchange sexy glances with MILF.
>MILF gets out of hot tub.
>Foot is still there.
>Realize foot belongs to guy sitting directly across.
>Guy sitting directly across comes out as bi. No one else realizes his foot is currently in my groin.
>Get out to piss and refill drink. He follows. Grope each other's asses.
>Get back in hot tub.
>Start making out with other bisexual guy.
>Touch each other's cocks. Both get hard.
>Other people notice, start encouraging us to keep going.
>Orgy ensues
>Final count for the evening: sucked two cocks, jacked off a third. Fucked three mouths and two pussies.

>thanksgiving
>lots of relatives I hardly know
>watching football
>6 year cousin sitting on other end of couch, only other person in room
>starts kind of gently kicking at my crotch
>tell her to cut it out
>she giggles and keeps doing it
>starts rubbing her heel back and forth on my junk
>about to yell at her but suddenly feelsgoodman.jpg
>she loud-whispers "I know how to do this"
>wtf.jpg
>realize I'm getting a clothed footjob
>silently watch football while she gets both feet on my dick through the shorts and starts stroking like an expert
>start to jizz, along with a flood of emotions, confusion, fear and embarrassment
>jump up and go to the downstairs bathroom before my shorts are completely jizz soaked
>avoid human contact for rest of day
>masturbate furiously to memory for next week.

>They pretty much ignored me for a while, and I was relieved.
>eventually they began teasing me again, asking me to go play with them
>I really didn't want to, so I just rejected them.
>Finally they decided to grab me, the water wasn't as deep as I expected.
>I splashed around for a bit, started to get a bit fun.
>still, I wasn't feeling well, not a very outdoorsy kid, so I just found a rock out of the water and sat there while my cousins continued to play.
>They noticed that I was sitting away from them and began teasing me about how lame I was that I wouldn't go into the water.
>I can't remember what they said next, but it was definitely something about making me change my mind.
>My jaw dropped as I saw them both strip naked in front of me

>I was completely confused.
>They showed me their bodies
>My male cousin said they like to be naked around each other a lot
>They wanted me to strip too.
>I was both shoked and aroused, especially looking at my female cousin. Never seen a real girl's vagina before.
>I could only muster a no, but they decided to go after me anyway and pulled my shorts down.
>giggling at the sight of my penis.
>they noticed I got hard.

Dude...

Did you hook up with him after this was all over too?

...

>tinder date with tall blonde hottie in bumlbefuck Tennessee
>We go on a canoe trip down a river for a few hours
>about an hour into the canoeing we are behind the rest of the group
>make out
>park on the side of the river and she blows me
>insta-deepthroat (im 7.5 inches)
>come in her throat, continue canoeing
>have sex 2 more times, once in the middle of a rapid on this river
>blow in her
>later I learn she's not on birth control
>she also has chlamydia
Im still clean, no baby, I kept fucking her for a few months but she got crazy.

>I couldn't keep my eyes out of my female cousin's body
>They both commented on how much of a pervert I must be. but it was ok
>suddenly she got close to me giggling
>she kissed me
>this was too much for me, my dick got as hard as it could.
>my male cousin commented on how I was bigger than him
>she said it made her happy that I would get this hard.
>I was completely taken aback by their comments.
>they tell me that they like to do sex stuff with each other when no one is looking.
>I had never even masturbated at that point.
>to this day I suspect they were victims of some sort of abuse.
>whatever was going through my mind evaporated as soon as I felt her hand touching my dick

Keep it going user

Save the entire story.
Post it whenever another thread like this comes up.
Save yourself from the harassment.
Pic related.

Not at first. We started hooking up after we had sex again during a ritual orgy invoking Jupiter.

My 20s were awesome.

>she says she likes how big I am compared to her brother
>wha...?
>he laughs, says something about being able to fuck her good with my penis, then as if it was the most casual thing ever, she begins to stroke his dick too.
>I didn't know what was going on, part of me wanted to yell, but I was enthralled by the sight of two other people naked next to me, doing this kind of shit.
>they asked me if I had ever touched myself and if I had cummed before.
>I said no, she begins to stroke her bro's dick faster, showing me what it was, I think.
>her hand gets tired and he continues on his own.
>I can't remember whether he produced semen or not, but I was fixated on his dick and he seemed to enjoy what he was doing. I think thats why I consider myself kinda bisexual.
>He orgasms, says it feels real good.
>She begins to mover her hand on me.
>She then tells me that girls can do that too.
>wanted to show me.

And why exactly were you invoking Jupiter?

> been strung out on meth for over a year
> spend 60 bucks to get a crank whore
> 55 year old white bitch from tenessee
> bitch has a foul mouth and is chain smoking menthols
> bitch says I have to get her high also pay the 60
> we smoke all my shit
> the bitch starts talking shit
> I am not attracted to this ugly bitch
> she is skinny as fuck
> she is a dope fiend hooker
> she might be ugly as fuck,but I can't tell ( the meth )
> I can't get my dick hard because of all the dope we smoked
> I stuff my balls in her ass
> vain attempt at sex
> I have to re-coup my losses ( all that dope, and 60 !!! )
> I try to fuck her ass , using only my balls
> FUUUUCKKK !!!
> I gotta get something out of this !
> continue trying to produce friction with my balls stuffed into her ass
> she is chewing gum and smoking another menthol
> she grabs the t.v. remote and starts flipping thru channels
> a baby starts crying and I can hear it from some other room in this crack house
> can't squirt a load, dick won't get hard
> fuck it bitch you owe me 60 and you better smoke me out when you get some shit bitch !

She stands up and shows us how she touches herself.
>I'm transfixed on her pussy.
>her brother tells me I should touch her.
>I do it.
>I'm breathing heavily as I try to run my hand on her pussy, mostly exploring a vagina for the first time.
>tells me to do it like she did it to herself.
>I try to but because of the angle we where at, and because I didn't know what I was doing, I didn't do well.
>she says its ok
>her brother stands up, his dick is hard
>gets close to her and begins to rub her pussy with his dick
>they're standing up in front of me, rubbing their genitals together.
>not really fucking, just playing with each other at an awkard pose.

IIRC, Jupiter was in an auspicious aspect with several other planets.

I was not the one that designed the ritual. I was just invited to help out.

Free sex, can't say no to that

>They start breathing heavily
>I don't recall if she came but she smiled big, and planted a cute kiss on her brother's lips.
>she looked at me and saw how hard and hypnotised I was.
>suddenly she starts kneeling down
>kissing his belly she gets to his dick
>she begins to sloppily blowing him
>I almost came from the sight alone
>still masturbate to the images in my head.

Nice

Best one I can remember, I was a massive slut when I was younger

>Be 19
>Set up mmf 3 way with couple in their 30s
>at first we start out with me fucking her raw while she blows him
>they had mentioned they were bi
>tell the guy to fuck me while I fuck her
>not even close to cumming yet
>he blows his load in me, was a massive load and his dick really throbbed more than most do, felt amazing, made me cum inside her instantly
>wasn't supposed to cum inside her
>they didn't mind because it was great for them too

Never saw them again after, they were a little spooked when they first saw my bedroom, was a complete home gym back then, nothing but a bed and workout equipment

Jelly.

I've had sex with women, and I've had sex with men. But I have not yet been fucked by a man while fucking a woman. Trying to make this happen at some point.

that's it?

Should try to find a married couple for it, not just two friends or randoms, that was the only reason I was ok with letting him bareback, which is infinitely better than with a condom

>visiting parents for yearly family reunion
>have 14 year old sister
>she brings her 15 year old friend to the reunion barbecue at a public park
>sister has some kind of meltdown, gets in a screaming match with mom and then goes to sulk in the car
>end up sitting next to the friend, can tell she feels super awkward
>eat burgers and bullshit with the girl about random stuff to try to be nice
>hours later, time to pack up and leave
>sister being enormous cunt, now mad at her friend for whatever reason
>doesn't want to be in the car with her
>get asked to drop the friend off at home
>yea whatever
>45 minute drive, continue talking about random bullshit
>suddenly she asks if I have a wife
>lolno, she'd only cheat on me, I drive a truck and am never home
>no girlfriend?
>nope
>says something about she wouldn't cheat on me
>wat
>nothing
>drop her off, go back to parents' house
cont...

...

any /adv/ here?

>Dating the best I've gotten thus far
>tight body, tight pussy, basically my ideal type

buuut...porn dependency has fucked up my ability to get it up.

Plus I always overthink. In the past with a couple tries I usually got into the swing of things, especially when I quit porn for the week.

but this time has me freaked out, it's been a week and my libido is still low af, any advice? Plus the fact that chick is the best I've done so far has me overthinking it even more than usual.

>Pron has ruined me
>What shall I do?

Fucking autist, quit watching porn and fapping for a bit. If you're a weaking and can't, try a support group for porn addicts.

I did, usually a week does it for me. Do I just need to go even longer?

No shit Sherlock.

Either that or you've developed some aheodinia and need some professional/medical help.

Stop fapping all together dude. Any time your horny, fuck her

uh ohhh shiii guess I'll have to totally lay off the pron permanently.

st0p f0r g00d

more

yeah looks like I have to go permanent cold turkey. meaning I should probably gtfo Sup Forums for a while...

ayyy continue

got pegged by gf

You're doing it for her. Remember that

more of girl? I think I have one pic lemme find it. My ex was average body, then I dated another average girl, then i fucked a chick with fat tits for the first time, then a skinny chick with no ass but big tits.

buuuut finally I'm dating my ideal type which is perky tits and nice round ass, and thin. hold up.


thanks for the /adv/ anons, lemme post one pic since I'll be off pron for a while.

>couple months later
>staying at parents' again just because
>sister's friend sleeping over on a saturday night
>1am, jerkin' it to jap bitches
>using headphones so I can listen to them squeal like hogs being slaughtered aww yeah
>suddenly get nervous, look over my shoulder
>door is cracked open
>it most definitely wasn't before
>ohfug
>wish this fucking house had locks on the doors, feels too fucking familiar sneaking in a fap in the room I grew up in
>get up and go out to get a cup of water
>house is dead silent
>sister's friend sleeping on the pullout bed in the living room, seems to be asleep
>get my drink and go back in the hall
>close my door from the outside
>sneak back down the hall
>hear rustling, a little squeaking of springs, some quiet grunts and some distinct schlicking
>at least it wasn't my mom watching me fap
cont...

Gonna go cold turkey then, but this her. idk, she might look average to some of you but for me, she's golden, I'm probably on 5 or I wouldn't be on Sup Forums.

So for my scale, she's cute.

You got a guudun user. God speed

thx user. best for me so far, but that's making me self-conscious as fuck...and the more I think of it the more I can't get it up. Honestly if I can't be a beast next time I'm probably done for, and I wouldn't blame her.

I wouldn't waste my time if I were in her shoes...

no pron anymore.

everytime you wanna fap, think of her disappointed face when you can't get one up. that should be motivation.

also, you'll be a lot more horny.

I agree your over thinking it. However your missing something larger me thinks. She's with you. She likes you. She might love you. I highly doubt she's grading your sexual performance like an Olympic judge. Women are far more emotional and connection dependant during sex. Especially in relationships. So take some heart that, regardless of being a faggot, she chooses to have your penis violate her holy of holy's. And as long as that's true then whatever it is your doing works. So just continue to love her, don't cheat or be a dick, and one day she might just let you put it where she poops

good strategy, thx user, I hope I haven't completely fucked myself up with too much pron...

Hopefully things go back to natural after a couple weeks, like quitting smoking.

Moar?

And then...?

Sup Forumsro, I've been like that to a T, and you described it perfectly, she's understanding af.

Which is great...but at the same time only made me feel worse, because I was like fuck...

She's being so understanding which made me feel worse that I couldn't deliver in return for her being chill.

Plus I was sort of a dick to her yesterday and made her act weird for past couple days. And not a dick in the attractive alpha-male sort of way. a dick in the unattractive jealousy way, so I may have already fucked shit up.

Even more pressure to not fuck up sex again.

What'd he delete?

Well...your (I assume) still young. Now's the time to take risks and chances on stuff. Cause shit and so easy when you've got bad knees, gray hair, and a dick that legit don't work no more

>me 26
>her 20

Young, but waaaaaay too young to already be having ED issues, which is why I'm freaked the fuck out.

I was single for a good few months so I had been mad fappin it since I had no reason not to, I didn't expect to be dating any time soon. But this girl sort of fell into my life.

Isn't this the plot for "The Dreamers".

Nah, it ain't ED. Your just out of your "fuck everything with a hole" phase of hormones. Don't sweat it. Since your still replying, try this next sexy time if there is one. It's cheesy, but try it anyway. Set up a romantic night. Dinner, dim lights. Flowers, candles, etc. After dinner, give her a good long body massage. If she'll let you, eat her our during it. Get a strong sensual thing going. If your anything like me, pleasing your woman will make you feel good and strong, which will in turn make you want to fuck her silly. I
Give it a try

Yeah, I actually am like you. We netflixed and chilled, then we had typical warm-up foreplay and I ate her out.

Usually if I jerk it while eating a girl out it gets me going, but it wasn't. so she tried blowing me.

Then the movie we had on said a stupid line and I started cracking up, and the moment totally passed.

So it was a convenient excuse buuuut, truth is I used it as an excuse.

Like I said I only did a week of no faps, so I think I just really should go complete cold turkey and hope for the best. And also not start with a condom.

I put one on early, because I anticipated getting hard, but then losing it in between fiddling with one, so I put it on early.

Next time I shouldn't use one until last min.

Thanks user

> hanging out with my twin bro
> he touches my lil boner
> I touch his
> I try something, go upside down and suck him
> tasteok.mpg
> suddenly feel cold and a hand on my head
> wtf.jpg
> taste of cock suddenly changes to taste of pussy.
> shititsmom.avi
> feel pulled down
> they cut my umbilical cord
> born with a boner
> twin bro dies, he came out feet first
> mfw.jpg
> I get all the love
> had first taste of cock and pussy before being born

kek

God speed faggot

thx Sup Forumsro

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