Wtf, user?

wtf, user?

why aren't you fapping to Sophie Turner?

Because she's a Virgo Rat and I'm a Gemini Tiger, which means we're not compatible

Not my type at all.

dicks have universal compatibility, user.

No nudes.

I simply can't fap to every girl in the world, I've tried and it's fucking impossible.

Gemini Dragon here. I'm like you except I'm better.

Us old folks tend to be more picky

But I am.

Already have this morning

You are like me except less territorial and more philosophical

I have fucked both the entire world and the country of america simultaneously.

I made a man cry when I did it.

Masturbating to the thought off having sex with a massive orgy blob made of all the world's women isn't that hard.

that's why your kind is dying off

>Masturbating to the thought off having sex with a massive orgy blob made of all the world's women isn't that hard.

your mind must be chaos...

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I am.

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I'm still reading that sentence

Because I gave a thing for women's feet (the clean well maintained ones) and I've never seen much of hers.

My real life name actually means "Arbiter of Divine Justice"

sounds about right, though I have serious plains to gain and control territory in the future.

It is already seared into my subconscious and reminds me of pic related

Beware of Dog people - they see your extravagant mannerisms as being dishonest

Rat and Monkey people are good for you because they are similar in their hustle to yourself

She still has her clothes on you losers.

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Thread

because there is nothing to fap too.

this.
nudes = im in.

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true facts monkey is my type

not sure about the other zodiac

probably Scorpio/Leo/Sagittarius

If you are a Monkey then Dragon and Rat are good for you

Tiger is not good unless both you and them have a common enemy

I'm a Tiger, and when I visited Thailand I went to a monkey temple

One of the little fuckers tried to steal my ice cream so I kicked it in the ass

It looked more surprised than hurt