G'morning b

G'morning b.
hope you slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I already killed myself yesterday XD

how did u do it?

Waiting for stud like him in the gifs to fuck my arse. No homo.

im too fucking lazy to even to do that.

thats homo.

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800

I've got a nice job that makes a lot of money. Wish I would have spent more time socializing and having hobbies but at least it's something

what hobbies r u interested in ?

I used to play a lot of guitar and drums. There are some things I would like to understand better for example physics. I'd like to figure out other stuff I would want to do so that I become a more interesting person. I just got in the habit of being lazy.

At the moment my only hobby is drinking

Sosse pls

Well I just had sex with my girlfriend and now I'm heading over to MMA practice. It's gonna be a fun day :)

I'm proud of you Sup Forumsro you sound like you have your life together. Best of luck!

then why the fuck are you on /b

I'm gonna watch el clásico, then go visit my parents, then order a pizza and play video games till 4 am

It's not. I just love the fel of manly sexy man on the top of my body.

Because I'm going to hang out with my friends and play some tabletop. They need a GM!

Today is my birthday

I'm only 12

Just got a new graphics card, ram, and an ssd. Only killing to be done is in the gaming world son.

Me too.

nice. what game will you play first ?
sounds like a good start of the day

Source?

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because im playing ff15. will probably kill myself once i platinum it

Not complaining, but is there an in-joke I'm missing where these threads always have a gif of porn as OP's pic?

because I'm a pussy and it hurts

nah OP just does that.
hurts where?
how?

Source please??

n/a

because friendships dont suddenly die

Because I still have to finish a fucking webshop. Bitch already payed, I'm not a nigger to just not finish the job I was paid for.

to hard

It would be kinda a dick move while my mum is still alive.

its good you care for ur mom.