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cara

dormer

one pretzel dog (500ish calories)
one cheeseburger with chips and a fritz orange (1000ish calories)
one liter whole milk (660 calories)
one banana (105 calories)
one chocolate milk (420 calories)
one serving of noodles with chicken in peanut sauce (900 calories)
four tuc crackers with jam (120 i guess?)

so that's about 3705 calories for the day lads

how did you do?

STOMACH?
SHOULDERS?

shockingly terrible tits

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gf

Easy there fatty save some for the starving children

recipe for peanut sauce?

oh my are boy brings it home xDDDDD XDD
based fucking caralad what would we do without you?

Gimmick idea: Come up with a new word for wanking and use it exclusively for the next 3 days

>work in 11 hours

theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/feb/19/australia-new-normal-47c-climate-change

>47C

fuck moving to australia.

gf sent me this

good post

autism

>one litre whole milk (660 calories)
>one chocolate milk (420 calories)
RUNTUS MAXIMUS

I really want a Muslim gf

but yeah, don't know any

Why an entire litre of milk? And then a chocolate milk?

combine peanut butter, shoyu sauce, brown sugar, salt and a bit of water to thin it out

can't remember exact amounts but start with a tbsp of nut butter, soy and sugar and see where that goes

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Fuck sake lads, got to go on a team-building trip to WALES on Tuesday.

It's going to be wet, cold and just utterly shit.

>ahh yes let me build a boat out of some barrels hmmmm not quite enough let me fall backwards into your arms ahh yes that's got it

Can you be my friend please

Thanks

Just shaved my cock and balls

bit sore

getting better at sex all the time lads. am actually at the point where i feel completely comfortable and confident with it

my best position seems to be doggy style. i stay 100% rock solid as long as i want. something about staring into a girls butt as you fuck her that just makes me extra horny. anyone else?

think i genuinely have PSTD after watching threads
my post-apocalypse mad max fantasy is dead

youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4

How many people are going?
Any qts?

got a little bag of these cocksuckers at walgreens today, just for me

im so bad x

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oh here he comes, the little batty boy sidekick
i'd smack you in the nose right now but it's covered in caralads shit you dirty bastard

thanks. i shall add chilli sauce to that too i reckon.

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really love milk

same thing happend to me with war of the worlds

>no lime juice, chillies or coriander
savage

>team-building trip
>to WALES
Jesus fucking Christ mate.

fuck off normo

*the landlord stands behind the bar, drying a freshly-washed pitcher with a Coors logo emblazoned on the side*
*your number is called over the speaker system and you approach with your ticket in hand*
*the landlord raises his voice so you can hear him over the World Series game currently playing on the plasma screens dotted around the bar*

>What can I get you, pal?

About 18 of us, there will be qt's

It's a 2 hour drive we're all going on a minibus.

Thats just too much milk

>sidekick

wat, you sound like a sperg what did you expect lad

kinda funny really

Lol Wales

I get it

oh shit yeah i forgot, a bit of 'cha goes well in there too

my office just does alcohol-related things for team building desu

Are team building trips common for call centre staff?

well there we go lad. i should be a chef.

>ticket in hand
wat

hmm
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239352/Muslim-parents-sent-school-headteacher-death-threats.html

GOMAD faggot

THAAAATS NUMBERWANG

howdy dude, can I get fordy-eight wings for table 128? aaand those come with the two free pitchers right?

>there is no concept of team building at my work place

Your local doesn't have a ticketing system? Does it even have contactless payment haha what part of the North are you from exactly?

watching history of numberwang rn

>your number is called
That's not how pubs work

stay out of my country, jamal

>those fucking tripod walking sounds

is this the developing gimmick where we pretend pubs have things like table reservations and ticketing systems?

the panic got me

It is fascinating

twitter.com/sensanders/status/833371824071151616
why is he so fucking stupid

fuck off you sad twat

>-a, -я, -o nouns: just remove the last vowel sound. Extends to -ия and -иe nouns (which become -ий). A vowel is inserted if a consonant cluster forms at the end. We will address a few common cases of fleeting vowels later in the course

>hard consonant: typical “masculine” nouns ending in hard non-sibilant consonants get the ending -oв. Those in “-й” get -eв, and so do nouns in “-ц” when the ending is unstressed (which won't help you much).

>soft consonant: feminine and masculine nouns ending in -ь or hushes (Ж, Ш, Щ, Ч) will get -eй as the ending. Neuter nouns ending in -e also use this pattern.

Wtf

i'm probably the biggest runt in here, a few facts about me:
- I smoke 5 cigs a day
- I don't drink or take drugs because i'm a huge lightweight
- I do literally no exercise
- Haven't had sex for a couple years
- 5'8, no facial or body hair

reckon anyone here can out-runt me?

gasping for air

>mfw fedora as fuck but love Jesus (the man) and the message he spread and genuinely want to spread it without the need for being religious or believing in an afterlife

he is right though

Who else /top o' the table/ here?

>badmouthing the pope
think they hang you for that in potatoland lad, be careful

Forest of Dean?

Redpill me on Plymouth - is it a shit hole?

brown reggaeton shithole gf

I WANT A MUSLIM GF REEEE

FOY

hmm yes american
youtube.com/watch?v=iz-vgDOjAck

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i only have two friends left that i can depend on and i think they're going to abandon me
i deserve it anyway

>team-building trip

abnormie nightmare

I'm a virgin.

dad went to glasgow with his mate for the celtic game yesterday because muh irish heritage
t. villalad

reminder that non-whites want all of us whites dead

Are you that fool who was on about moving to Dub?

what? what's so weird about this?

ah yes people should be thrown in jail if they refuse to pay for the problems of others

unironically (but actually a little ironically) see a psychologist once a week

you're right
so kill yourself milky

never smoked
don't drink or do drugs
khv

For some elaborate reason you're at a club in Russia with a few of your mates when all of a sudden this man walks toward you saying you touched his gf and he's going to beat the shit out of you, what do you do?

Not true

t. pakistani

Quite like the fat people hate threads on /fit/

I bet some of you are porky

i'm the least touchy feely person ever. normals are always touching me on the shoulder or arm, patting each other on the back, etc, i NEVER touch people like that, too scared

That's what he told you but they really went to get a happy ending from the local Chinese masage parlor in Brum

What's a good political ideology/life philosophy that will let me be a massively self-centered cunt without consequences?

yeah haha
might not do it anymore

Not true, they'd receive no benefits if we all died.

going to try and transfer unis
as none of you CUNTS gave me any input, i'll just try it anyway

it's honestly concerning how so many of them have such a burning hatred of white people

pretty depressing, honestly.

>trump references swedish incident that didn't happen
>causes viewers to search for swedish terror incidents in general
>his extremist fans take the opportunity dig up everything they know about swedish terror and riots
>what liberals thought off as stupidity ends up red pilling the mainstream public

BRILLIANT

Yell мoлoдeц, Пeтpoвич you activated my trap card