>dubs are thruth
>singles are lies
Dubs are thruth
My life will get better after my 20s if I follow rigoroslouy my life changing plan
OP is not a fag
Atta boy. Do it son. I'm 21 trust yourself and hustle
Hitler totally had an affair with Stalin.
Hitler did nothing wrong
I will be rich
Lucky motherfucker gimme some a dat shit!
In the future i will mug you
R34 Do your thing
Dubs are lies.
I'm a faggot
This is a lie.
Hillary will win the recount and become president.
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.
op is a beautiful human being
The entire rest of my life I'll be on Sup Forums instead of on a girl.
Lol trying to fuck up my future and fail miserably, you'll never get laid Bud
I AM GAY
2017 will be a better year
im gay
You three are scum
shitposting is good
I'm going to da better place.
and i have paranoia
Tits or GTFO
this is dubs
...
Trump is a space alium
okay, i only have one shoot at this...
I, WILL have a great girlfriend who loves me
She will love me
Donald Trump will be the best president the USA has ever had.
i will NOT get tons of money later and girls
i'll do.
kill my self
next day
Hitler was wrong
She ain't coming back and that's okay by me
everyone but me in this thread will die in 1 week
right,, they die the next time they go to sleep
mmmm.... they die in between 1 year and 10 years
i should stay here?
dub=yes
single=no
niggers be stealin our white women
Nobody will get dubs & my thread will be only populated by shitposters
I dress like Cher and tuck my micropenis inside me and pretend to be having sex with Sonny Bono.
that girl at work will have sex with me next year, and it will be great
Rollin for dildos.
I will fuck her instead of you
The US will annex Canada
i will get the ability to grant my own wishes right now
i get lucky next day, and find an abounded bag full of unmarked bank notes and no one will ever come looking for it, and i get rich.
THE FUCK WHY NOBODY GOT DUBS BUT ME ?!
they'll never find the body
Canada will annex Alaska.
I'm gay
People will only care about me after I'm gone.
Shrek killed kennedy
Kek, dont worry they will
Electing a meme as president was a mistake.
Says hir I git a rerol
OP is a huge faggot, and next day he goes to school/work everyone will think he is a giant faggot, even teachers will laugh on him, and tear his clothes off, and laugh on his small dick, and girls will spit on him until he is totally covered in spit,, then the day proceeds on
with everyone still thinking he is a faggot forever and ever
if he dont have a job/school, if he goes shopping, etc the same thing happens.
wow thanks, I don't know what to believe now
Shit op is screwed
Half-life 3 will only be released around 2036 and nobody will care
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i am a nigger
I will never have a girlfriend conventionally recognized as attractive.
that was a lie, and instead, Half-Life 3 will be released in 2017 but not many ppl while care by now, only fans,,, eventually not fan ppl buy it too, but it wont be such a big deal as half-life 2 was
also the guy who said it will be released in 2036 will only be able to get it by then
You will never have a girlfriend at all.
they die at some point in the next millenia
half-life 3 will be released in 2017 and it will be a success, but half-life 4 will suck and it will be only released in 2036. They will also make a movie and it will also suck.
i will get a blowjob as a Christmas present from the black haired girl im thinking about now.
I'm a lucky person
so since it was a lie, he will get a girlfriend who is very hot and cute and all,, but she will leave him for me, and stay with me forever
and he becomes a faggot afterwards
If this really happens I will finally believe in meme magic
WELP. IT'S TIME, BOYS
NOOOOOOO THAT WILL HAPOEN TO YOU ASSHOLE
ok , he dont become a faggot
these are not dubs
WHAT THE FUCK
god dammit, I'm starting to think that kek is real... somebody please take a screenshot of this in case it really happens
i get a blowjob from that milf...weekly
Jesus has spoken
...
Pizzagate is made-up
i will get enough money to live super comfortably and get a nice loving girlfriend
and every girl on the world will like me
I fukt ur mum
Good for you but also you will due in a year
My little girl will be more successful than me
no she wont, instead,, you become successful yourself, and by that you doom your daughter to be forever unsuccessful
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My mom slaps me with her shit wrapped in the outer skin of a horse penis every day at 4 pm
Woe, how did all start I'm curious now
I paid respects on user's "hopes and dreams" graves
I'm the president
no, I am
I'm a legend
Well it all startet last summer when at 4pm... i left my keys in the car.
My mom was furious she had to go from the toilet to the front door of the house to open it for me.
As revenge she threw her shit wrapped in the outer skin of moxxi's(our horse) penis at me and i passed out
Since then its been a ritual for us to meet everyday at the front door so she can slap me with her shit
I'M THE PRESIDENT
Get the fuck outta the White House.