Dubs are thruth

>dubs are thruth
>singles are lies

My life will get better after my 20s if I follow rigoroslouy my life changing plan

OP is not a fag

Atta boy. Do it son. I'm 21 trust yourself and hustle

Hitler totally had an affair with Stalin.

Hitler did nothing wrong

I will be rich

Lucky motherfucker gimme some a dat shit!
In the future i will mug you

R34 Do your thing

Dubs are lies.

I'm a faggot

This is a lie.

Hillary will win the recount and become president.

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.

op is a beautiful human being

The entire rest of my life I'll be on Sup Forums instead of on a girl.

Lol trying to fuck up my future and fail miserably, you'll never get laid Bud

I AM GAY

2017 will be a better year

im gay

You three are scum

shitposting is good

I'm going to da better place.
and i have paranoia

Tits or GTFO

this is dubs

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Trump is a space alium

okay, i only have one shoot at this...

I, WILL have a great girlfriend who loves me

She will love me

Donald Trump will be the best president the USA has ever had.

i will NOT get tons of money later and girls

i'll do.
kill my self
next day

Hitler was wrong

She ain't coming back and that's okay by me

everyone but me in this thread will die in 1 week

right,, they die the next time they go to sleep

mmmm.... they die in between 1 year and 10 years

i should stay here?

dub=yes
single=no

niggers be stealin our white women

Nobody will get dubs & my thread will be only populated by shitposters

I dress like Cher and tuck my micropenis inside me and pretend to be having sex with Sonny Bono.

that girl at work will have sex with me next year, and it will be great

Rollin for dildos.

I will fuck her instead of you

The US will annex Canada

i will get the ability to grant my own wishes right now

i get lucky next day, and find an abounded bag full of unmarked bank notes and no one will ever come looking for it, and i get rich.

THE FUCK WHY NOBODY GOT DUBS BUT ME ?!

they'll never find the body

Canada will annex Alaska.

I'm gay

People will only care about me after I'm gone.

Shrek killed kennedy

Kek, dont worry they will

Electing a meme as president was a mistake.

Says hir I git a rerol

OP is a huge faggot, and next day he goes to school/work everyone will think he is a giant faggot, even teachers will laugh on him, and tear his clothes off, and laugh on his small dick, and girls will spit on him until he is totally covered in spit,, then the day proceeds on

with everyone still thinking he is a faggot forever and ever

if he dont have a job/school, if he goes shopping, etc the same thing happens.

wow thanks, I don't know what to believe now

Shit op is screwed

Half-life 3 will only be released around 2036 and nobody will care

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i am a nigger

I will never have a girlfriend conventionally recognized as attractive.

that was a lie, and instead, Half-Life 3 will be released in 2017 but not many ppl while care by now, only fans,,, eventually not fan ppl buy it too, but it wont be such a big deal as half-life 2 was

also the guy who said it will be released in 2036 will only be able to get it by then

You will never have a girlfriend at all.

they die at some point in the next millenia

half-life 3 will be released in 2017 and it will be a success, but half-life 4 will suck and it will be only released in 2036. They will also make a movie and it will also suck.

i will get a blowjob as a Christmas present from the black haired girl im thinking about now.

I'm a lucky person

so since it was a lie, he will get a girlfriend who is very hot and cute and all,, but she will leave him for me, and stay with me forever

and he becomes a faggot afterwards

If this really happens I will finally believe in meme magic

WELP. IT'S TIME, BOYS

NOOOOOOO THAT WILL HAPOEN TO YOU ASSHOLE

ok , he dont become a faggot

these are not dubs

WHAT THE FUCK

god dammit, I'm starting to think that kek is real... somebody please take a screenshot of this in case it really happens

i get a blowjob from that milf...weekly

Jesus has spoken

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Pizzagate is made-up

i will get enough money to live super comfortably and get a nice loving girlfriend

and every girl on the world will like me

I fukt ur mum

Good for you but also you will due in a year

My little girl will be more successful than me

no she wont, instead,, you become successful yourself, and by that you doom your daughter to be forever unsuccessful

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My mom slaps me with her shit wrapped in the outer skin of a horse penis every day at 4 pm

Woe, how did all start I'm curious now

I paid respects on user's "hopes and dreams" graves

I'm the president

no, I am

I'm a legend

Well it all startet last summer when at 4pm... i left my keys in the car.
My mom was furious she had to go from the toilet to the front door of the house to open it for me.
As revenge she threw her shit wrapped in the outer skin of moxxi's(our horse) penis at me and i passed out
Since then its been a ritual for us to meet everyday at the front door so she can slap me with her shit

I'M THE PRESIDENT

Get the fuck outta the White House.