God Tier Comedians

God Tier Comedians

1. Amy Schumer
2. Wanda Sykes
3. Russell Brand
4. Trevor Noah
5. Rosie O'Donnell
6. Ricky Gervais
7. Jimmy Dore
8. Bill Maher
9. Robin Williams
10. George Carling

Are you FUCKED? Where's Louis CK? Or Jim Jeffries?

I'd remove every one of those female comedians as well. Women aren't funny.

Not even good bait.

Women are funny. Get over it.

>stop liking comedians I don't get

Whatevs little manchild.

>George Carling

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yeah lets toss out Ricky Gervaise nothing funny about him

>trevor noah
>rosie o donell
>amy schumer
This has to be bait. If its not, I'll find your address and curbstomp you, leaving your mangled face with a copy of all the seasons of sienfeld.

This is a shit list, made only for trolling.

The only guy on there that can be funny with any frequently is Gervais and he's still very fucking far from god tier. George Carlin and Schumer DO have a few good bits, but it's in a sea of otherwise mediocre material.

I'm with this African American right here, Jim Jefferies might be the funniest comedian of modern times, though I don't agree with his liberal leaning political rants.

And even OP's lefty-leaning political comedians should certainly contain Jim Jefferies and John Oliver, you know, the lefty comedians that actually ARE funny rather than that shit you posted.

These are ad hominem attacks, you are saying they arent funny just because of who they are.

1 amy shumer
10 george carlin
yeah ... GTFO

>John Oliver
I gotta remember to find a spot for him next time around. Good call.

Oh look this thread again

>Carling
wut?

no man. gervais is not funny at all.... i would rather nail my dick to a board while listening to justin beiber than endure anything Ricky Gervais has ever done

pretty good list

can I call you Sup Forumsro? Is that your preferred pronoun?

Sorry for calling the list pretty

To be fair, I've never heard Gervais's standup but I liked the British Office, Extras, and that show about the midget.

So I don't know how his writing is for standup comedy but for tv shows, he's pretty funny IMO.

100%

This actually made me kek

Your a white male!

Right guys?

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Absolutely, I am. What's your point?

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i couldn't make it through the first episode of the british Office. made it through the first season of the US Office but i still cant stand Steve Carell. Gervais is just awkward to listen to speak and its not the accent,

Is this the first class seating arrangement for the Canadian air Trump evacuation plan that all these shit heads were talking about doing if he became President.

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"Daddy I don't wanna watch you have diarrhea" - Louis CK

That generalisation there is worse than racism.

Exactly. He's one of the best.

Obvious bait thread

1. Louis CK
2. Amy Schumer
3. John Oliver
4. Bill Maher
5. Russell Brand
6. Wanda Sykes
7. Trevor Noah
8. Jimmy Dore
9. Rosie O'Donnell
10. George Cartlin

No love for Norm MacDonald?

>Made only for Trolling
longest reply in thread... knew it was happening and still got fucking trolled around the block

Wow OP great list. I lose my fucking mind everytime amy says MY VAGINA

My vagiiiiina

>wake up
>be liberal
>my candidate lost election
>log on Sup Forums
>unsarcastically post favorite comedians
>they all suck, or are dead
>can't understand why people don't like me

>10. George Cartlin
>Cartlin
FFS

Agreed, George Carlin is shit, he barely does humor, he simply states facts while doing faces and exaggerating everything.

Shitty bait thread.

Real comedians:

Andy Dick, Pauly shore, Adam Sandler, Tracy Morgan, Lisa Lampanelli, Kathy Griffin, Jeff Dunham, Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, Will Ferrel, Sarah Silverman, Russel Peters

Nobody mentions Dice Clay or Mencia?

trevor noah is good.
also you're probably a scrawny little faggot. ill come crucify you to you kitchen wall with knives

>gets offended by comedy because it doesnt agree with his ridiculously stupid fucking beleifs
wut

his stand up when he was fat is good man.. you have fucking shit taste.

No, he's not. Just an absolute shit tier comedian. Watch the Daily Show, shit is weak.

Loud mouth not-funny Jersey Tard and a joke thief. Amazing

what the fuck?

like most comedians?

i watch every episode of the daily show, legit. and its fucking funny.
you just hate him because you dont agree with what hes saying. even though your ideas are fucking trash as fuck

Real comedians from now on

My personal list

George carlin
Bill hicks
Sam kineson
Robin Williams
Dave cheppelle
Louis ck
Richard Pryor
Lisa lampinelli

I'm sure I'm forgetting lots but those are my top pics.

1.bill hicks
2.bill hicks
3.bill hicks
4.bill hicks
5.BILL MOTHERFUCKING HICKS

Your fucking mum is trash m8

>Having no idea what my ideas are. Retard Here

Jon Stewart was funny as fuck. Killed it every night. Noah is struggling to get a few laughs.

But I get the vibe you must be some SJW BLM whiteknight cuck fag if you love his message too.

obvious bait is obvious.

Show me something funny said by a woman

Godlike

wowee OP that was good

Plus Op is a faggot for making this troll thread so many times.

Only quality post so far in this thread.

good one

The Ricky Gervais show (radio show/podcast/TV show) are all hilarious, but not because of Gervais alone. Mostly because of Karl. An Idiot Abroad is great too

Dane cook

IN no particular order
>Jim Jefferies
>Neil Hamburger (anti comedy at it's finest)
>Zach Galifianakis (early, he's lost his charm)
>Bill Hicks
>Jon Stewart (don't agree with his politics but he's very funny, daily show was epic with him as the anchor)
>John Oliver (same thing as above, don't agree with his politics, but the motherfucker IS hilarious). He's the rightful successor to the daily show, not Trever Noah who couldn't be funny if his life depended on it.
>Daniel Tosh - early
>Lampanelli - can be really funny if she's ripping on people, it's sort of her shtick, she's funnier making fun of people than doing her routine.

The real question is, WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF DUNHAM?

Yep, he belongs on the shit list also, thanks for adding.

>Lampanelli
urr hurr black cocks urr hurr

>Shitty bait thread
>Jeff Dunham

>This.

Jeff Ross better keep a spot on the roast for her. Only time she says anything remotely funny.

Also checked

Not a single motherfucker here mentions Bill Burr? I'm disappointed.

Noah is shit and makes the show boring af to watch

Jessica Williams should have got the position over that no name.

I guess Im the only fag who likes Patton Oswalt

>Jessica Williams
brings up the only person worse than trevor noah on the show.

What about the woman on last man on earth?

Refer to . I mean... That's Bill Burr, you know?

Love,

mom

thats a chipmink not a woman

Amy Schumer is a no-talent cunt with a filthy mouth, thats basically what she is, she uses her filthy talk as a lame substitute for comedy

lol, true

No Christopher Titus?

If all the comedians you like do that, then i'm sorry to break it to you but you are retarded.

Loved the TV show, mostly for Stacy Keach.

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PATHETIC CUNT. GEORGE CARLING SHOULD BE FUCKING 2ND ON THAT LIST

What are some of your favorite comedians user?

Doug stanhope?
kyle kinane?
Bill Burr?
Mitch Headburg?

You're a fucking pleb!

"I can catch a dick whenever I want."- Amy Schumer

Somebody tell this pig that it has been the case since the beginning of time. She is so pathetic.

where's burr?

0/10

"Pretty"?

Those microaggressions have no place here!

You have violated my safe space, you violent thought criminal!

TRIGGER WARNING!

And smart

Bill Burr
Louis CK
Bill Hicks
Dave Chappell
Tom Segura, Jim Jefferies, Todd Barry

>Special mention: George Carlin

The last spot was hard to choose. I've probably laughed the most to Todd Barry though.

I also wanted a special mention for Carlin. He had some good bits, but he's more like a speaker than a comedian. Regardless I enjoy his work.

Anyway I know OP is trolling, but I figured I'd throw in an actual list.