My wife's sister is flirting with me, i mean, everytime we're in the same room she don't miss the opportunity to touch me everywhere, acting like it's a normal way to interact, but she does it only with me. In summer she wear shorts and she's always half naked near me. How can i make her do the first step? It's a very dangerous game for me, i'm merried, she's single.
P.S. She has great boobs and beautyful legs and feet, also a nice face and a round butt, she's skinny and hot as fuck. I need advice to let me fuck every hole the Lord gave her.
Levi Foster
dont be a retard
Brayden Cox
Ask your wife if you can fuck her sister.
Liam Richardson
I know it's wrong but i'm a man, i cannot act like she's not doing it...
Leo Perez
I'm looking for serious advices...
Liam Phillips
this. your wife will absolutely find out if you fuck her sister. your wife probably put her sister up to to it to see if you are loyal.
David Baker
This Communication is key in a marriage. If she fine with it, awesome. If not, you haven't done anything wrong.
David Taylor
It's a trap retard.
Are you fucking 12?
Luis Lewis
No, she'd start acting this way after she known i've cheated on her sister
Christian Kelly
Let her know it somehow. Next time she touches you ask why she is doing it in a confused way, and after her reaction, say somewhat confused "I kinda like it"
If you make a move she'll losw interest. Make it look like she's slowly breaking you down. The more you look like you're trying to resist and failing, the weater her panties will get
Carson Reed
No she's not, last summer i saw her pussy trought the very very short pants she weared when i was there
Anthony Martinez
This culd be a way...She's becaming everytime much fearless, last time she put her hand on my lap...
Angel Gonzalez
trap dont be that retarded
Brody Moore
go ahead and fuck her. your gonna get divorced and lose all your shit. and everyone that knows you will think you're a scum bag for fucking your wife's sister
Elijah Price
SAUCE
Eli Phillips
post her feet
Chase Wright
Had thE same thing going in a few years back. Never banged her cause I figured it would come out at a family get-togather or something. As far as doing it, just make contact. Like put your hand on her thigh and rub it, moving up. She'll know you're for real then.
Andrew Smith
If i only has a pic...
you're right, but she wants my cock
Isaiah Davis
Can't agree more. You need to at least let your wife know that something is going on. The time to bring this up is NOT after her sister makes an accusation against you.
Do not tell her that you want to fuck her sister though, if she brings it up jokingly then make your move, but don't open up with wanting to fuck her.
Nolan Anderson
i already done it, but in a casual way, just in case, she didn't react at all, there was plenty of family members and my wife too was there...too risky
Jackson Bell
You're a catch, aren't you?
Ethan Myers
its a fucking trap. she is 100% gonna tell her sister whooping your ass
David Ortiz
Get your wife tipsy. Tell her that her sis keeps hitting on you. Jokingly suggest fucking her, or a threesome, to get it out of her system. See where it goes from there.
I've found my wife to be more open to discussing this kind of stuff when she's half in the bag, but when sober she's stone cold. Eventually, I'll get her to eat some pussy while I fuck her ass.
Luis Green
You are a fucking child leave middle school fgt
Kevin Jones
Do you really think it's a trap?
Nathan Hernandez
Just go for it, it's easy to get away with if you know what you're doing. She's probably just doing it because of the taboo, but be sure she doesn't have another motive to do it. You don't want to live in regret knowing you've missed a golden oppurtunity. Also post feet
Hunter Collins
I discussed to make a ffm with my wife and she told me mmmm
Jace Roberts
pretty sure sisters mostly have a strong bond and are you willing to risk it? if you fuck her and it stays between her and you: all fine if you fuck her and it doesnt stay between her and you: you are screwed if its a bait: you are screwed too i would not risk a marriage
Juan Smith
Post a pic of her
Alexander Edwards
This thread is fucking garbage. OP, you're a retard. Your wife is going to find out and I'm going to laugh when she does.
Parker Jackson
I don't have any pic, but her feet are 100% like pic related and she's always barefeet and keep playing spreading fingers and caressing them in front of me
Jeremiah Hernandez
good luck cuck
Jonathan Edwards
You mean, i have a 1 on 3 to not fail
Carson Evans
Thank you anal
Benjamin Lee
basicly but if you consider the chances that its a trap, your chances a far lower
Hudson Perez
This is the correct answer. Get your wife semi-drunk, tell her that her sister wants to fuck you, judge her reaction, and depending on that either quickly change the subject or jokingly suggest a threesome.
Mason Hughes
My wife isn't going to allow this shit, or to fuck me and her sister.
Jackson Green
I had one this week and we kinda have a crush for the girl now... confusing as fuck but I didn't feel like that since highschool
Ethan Moore
Someone has a brain here
Jeremiah Sanchez
Where can we find a girl to play with?
Austin Wood
You're lucky. My wife's little sister is not only hot as fuck and just turned 18, but my wife finds her hot too AND said I'd be allowed to fuck her if I could make it happen.
Unfortunately she hasn't shown any interest in me and just wants to fuck guys her own age.
I'd much prefer good masturbation fantasies to helpless creeping.
Ian Reyes
I'm 31 my wife 26 and her sister 28
Gavin Walker
I'm 26, wife 26, sister 18. Although my wife and I met in high school at 14 and started having sex at 16, so it doesn't feel weird to me to think about having sex with an 18 year old because I'm both well aware of the hormonal influence at that age and it's older than my wife and I were when we started.
Hudson Reyes
Just walk around with a boner and pretend like you care that she saw it. See where it goes from there.
Dominic Garcia
If you are 26 and she's 18 i don't see a problem here, you're not a creep
Colton Butler
Maybe when we're alone
Levi Ross
don fuck up everything you have
Gavin Davis
Thanks, we need good advices too
Robert Gray
If you're going into it with that attitude, just give up and tell her sis to buzz off. You're a pussy.
Easton Diaz
The creep part isn't the age difference, it's the fact that she hasn't made the SLIGHTEST sign of interest in me and I'm constantly wanting to see her naked. If she so much as sat close to me on the couch I might be able to justify it, but she tends to keep a good distance.
Matthew Wright
Would it be correct to assume that your wife is the opposite of the sister? I mean, why did you marry the unhot one? Also you need to find out why her sister is so into you. Are you really handsome, sexy, rich, etc? Do you live in a town that has a shortage of men? Is she the type that tries to take anything her sister has, including men? Unless you know why she's acting that way, it's not safe to proceed. You need to figure out the rules of the game before you play it, because you don't get re-rolls in real life.
Carter Thompson
Your wife will leave you eventually or you will get bored with her. So just fuck her sister while you have the chance. You will never get the oportunity to fuck a 18 y old again. Just do it
Daniel Torres
Then why did you post in Sup Forums (a.k.a Comedy Central) instead of /adv/ ?
Hudson Russell
Get her tipsy and see what happens. I'm the user who suggested this to OP. My wife is super conservative when sober, but she gets all touchy-feely and flirty when drunk. She might be the same.
Alexander Cook
Get a couple profile on tinder. Use real pictures of you, but nothing sexual, with faces cropped out. I used one of us in disney.
And something that I copied from other profile that greaty increased our matches: "If we wanted just sex, we'd hire a ______" (fill that gap with whatever is the cutest nickname for a hooker in your language.
This will attract more girls that are bi curious and probably never had an experience like that, instead of the average nympho slut you'd expect
Adrian Morgan
Maybe in 3 years. The sister is just 18, and no matter how much people don't care about underage drinking when they're underage, I could actually go to jail for getting her drunk.
Adrian Nguyen
That doesn't make any sense. He's planning on cucking his wife, not being a cuck to his wife, idiot!
Christian Reyes
Leave your wife, run away with the sister
Win/win
Lucas Nguyen
Your wife has to be the one to give her sister hints. She's closer to her and if it goes wrong somehow, she'll be the one to blame and might get a pass since she's family, which you aren't. Her sister is unlikely to tell your wife proposed that too because that'd be way more awkward to tell anyone than saying "my sister's husband wants to fuck me"
Blake Bailey
- my wife is hot too, they seems like twins, but her sister is slutty af
-i'm very good looking and confident, also she spoke with the girl i cheated her sister with and 100% sure they told about how i'm in bed
-no, she's not that type
Charles Long
You know they're sisters? You think your wife magically fully trusts you now and doesn't set up: (what user says)
Cameron Evans
Wait, your wife's sister knows you cheated her and either: -haven't told your wife -have told and your wife was ok with it ????
Dude go to that bitch room with a condom on your rock hard dick and fuck her brains out right now
Jaxson Martinez
-haven't told my wife
Jaxson Torres
Then just keep fucking your wife and pretend it's the sister, that's the safe option. Or you could bring out your wife's inner sluttiness. If she's not that into you, you must be doing something wrong. Make her feel sexy and she'll be sexy. Maybe it's just that the sister doesn't know you fuck like Mr Roboto, so that's why she's interested, or maybe your wife overdid it in trying to make her jealous when she was lying about your incredible sexual prowess, and so the sister thinks she's going to get amazing sex from you. Women are fucking weird. Anyway, if you want to play the field, you need to play it far from your home stadium.
Jack Turner
>Lord you capitalized "L"? you're a simple and pathetic bitch
if god exists, he'll ship you to the torture chambers
Isaac Parker
She'll bang you
Thanks for sharing OP, now go. Fulfill your destiny. Report back when the profecy is whole.
Blake Rodriguez
Additional advice on making her feel sexy, but her a hot dress or lingerie or something, then compliment her using seductive words, fuck her and make her your slut
Jonathan Howard
Now, now, young man. There's no need for that.
Luis Jones
wait till summer and shes half nude and wear some shorts with the snake hanging a bit out for her to see.
Hudson Lewis
Buy her a vibrator, blackmail her for the batteries
William Ward
>OP likes trannys >misunderstands the meaning of trap
Julian Scott
We're on Sup Forums son...
Brandon Bell
How big is your dick? For strategic purposes
Henry Adams
19 cm for 15 cm circumference, why?
Jose Anderson
Jesus fucking christ... i don't know which is more tragic.... the fact that you know the answer to the question, or the fact that you provided it when asked.
Gabriel Collins
I guess every man know how big is his cock, if not i'm sorry for your sad sad puberty my friend
Isaac Williams
Umm do you know inches, or should I do my own calculations?
Brody Harris
/thread
Elijah Nelson
You, my friend, are blessed
Luis Bailey
I think only insecure people measure their dicks. The best way to measure the size of your dick is in decibels, not centimetres or inches. As in how many decibels she makes when you're inside her. If you have to measure, it shows you're uncertain about yourself and also that you attach too much importance to something you can't change instead of looking into what you can change and becoming a better nigger.
Joseph Rodriguez
I don't know inches, just google it, but why is important? She never saw my cock
Kayden Carter
Ok, whatever float your boat
Connor Lee
holy shit you have a monster dick
Henry Kelly
*Tips fedora*
Benjamin Miller
are cm not inches
Joseph Wilson
But the whole "walk around with a boner thing" (to let on the sister) is valid, if you had a small dick, your boner might not be noticeable enough
Jaxon Stewart
Dont be a fucking spastic mate
Asher Thompson
Still a 7.5 in dick with a little less than. 2in diameter
Brandon Adams
Dude, just jerk off twice a week, otherwise you are going to get fucked in all the holes god gave you.
Daniel Cruz
I fuck at least one time a day with my wife, i work from home, so we fuck whenever we want
Julian Roberts
You're an idiot for rocking the boat. You've got a good thing going, and you want to risk it just because some slut is giving you the come on? Like there's no other sluts in the world? Plus you're being greedy. But if you have to do it, at least drive to the next town over. Even Homer Simpson was smart enough to do that. Retard.