You are locked in a cage fight with this guy

You are locked in a cage fight with this guy.
How fucked are you?

Fucked because I'm a fat, white pussyfaggot. Hyup.

Good thread, OP, you fucking cunt.

Not fucked at all, I would destroy that self obsessed nigger

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Depends.

Against a guy that large I'd try two things.

1. Kick to the balls.
2. Kick out the knee.

If I did not land either of these shots I'm fucked.

Id bite his windpipe open and open myself and bleed my diabetic blood into him

Dr. Dre is fat now.

6'4 265 lbs black belt in bjj id choke him out

Add headbutt. But yeah, wouldn't look good if none of that worked.

im probably good, im a black belt in krav maga and all that dude does is probably body build all day

he's 7'1 and 435lbs btw

Throw a TV in one corner to distract him then pummel his ass

Id go right for his eyes

I'm 14'3 and 750 lbs. I would fuck him over easily.

Oh totally fucked most likely. Will obviously not fight fair at all. Try to get the fight to the ground if I cannot land a kick to his balls and scratch his eyes.

I'll stick to leg attacks. I have no doubt I can keep him down, The question is how easy would he be to get down. Many times with pectorals like that, you can see a punch coming a mile away. I would hope that's the case.

I'm 8'3 and 530lbs of all muscle. Couldn't touch me.

not at all.
aesthetics=/=strength.
from the looks of it, he has neglected his triceps and obliques, so most of his punches wont carry near as much force.

>yfw you could be a 5 foot blob neckbeard and btfu this guy

Try biting his veins, neck, eyes. You are fighting an ape after all, to kill a beast you need to become one

Kek

Lol nigga you do not even have bones. You are fucked.

This just push my thumbs in his eye sockets and shake his head back and forth till i reach the brain

I would be done for.

Do the ways of my trained jew juitsue.
Heh, its nothing personal kid

You're cool

Sure you are

you think trips would lie?
enjoy hell, scum

>My face when I'm KKK leader and in cage fight with that black man.

You dare not believe in the trips of truth. You motherfucker, that's it. Gtfo out of this website before I cute you

i'd be fucked

Please go be autistic somewhere else

so many reallisitc answers.

to be honest this nigger must a be a cool guy to
hang with.

pretty fucked. I have kinda thin skin and he probably has aids. Wouldn't want to punch him.

at this stage i welcome death

Throw chocken wings on ground. Give him a few good kicks in the back of his head whilst he's going for the chocken. Easy win.

Lol, chicken*.

Not fucked at all, come at me nigger.

lube ass change name to Sally forget about ur past do not think of near future
nahhh ill stab da mother fucking nigga 27 times and pee on him afterwards

why did you cover up the face of your friend

>mfw i find out i am actually the frontman of Lionheart

top bantz m8

I try...

Since he is a nigger he is easy to outsmart so I would probably end up making up some cunning plan to fool him and then completely annihilate him

you`ve succeded
now bend over and send me a pic of your poop shoot

by challanging him to yu gi oh?

KEK
E
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Nah m8, you didn't say no homo. What the fuck do i look like to you?

m8
do it now
or else...

Come at me bro, COME AT ME.

LOOK AT THESE GUNS

something like that, we would first sign a contract that the one who lost should have to kill himself

or I'd just kick him in the nuts, gauge his eyes and utilize every unethical form of hand-to-hand combat

Fucking kek

Not as fucked as his uneven hairline.

I think I win in any scenario.

those nips are to die for
id love to burry my dick between them so deep that whoever pulls it out would be crowned king arthur

not fucked at all, i'd just get naked. best way to get out of any fight. now if he happens to be into chubby white dudes, i'm fucked

square cubed law much

K E K E K E K E K E

What is it with the insane amount of omegas that would rather get fucked in the ass by a nigger than fucking fight, jesus christ.

>TFW HE MAKES YOU SQUEEL LIKE A PIG