Help me Sup Forums

Help me Sup Forums

Was fapping to porn, like usual, and when I came, this shot out of y dick. The fuck is going on? I am literally shaking right now.

That's make up. Try harder

Did you drink makeup?

totally real.

You have cancer

Is that melted chocolate shake? Guess it's gotta go back where it came from

dunno check the bottle on the counter behind your hand and it should let you know though

Whoa, you came fake tan? AWESOME!
bottle that shit up and sell it dude

ITs MAKE UP......

GTFO

So you spilled you gfs makeup and decided to throw bait. Weak attempt. And the "literally" shaking was WAY to obvious. Gotta take a more subtle approach, also, who cums into an open hand?

Must be awesome, shooting foundation out of your cock, all the women wants a cumshot.

You are the chosen one

thats makeup, if thats what you cum bottle and sell it

The bottle is literally behind your hand

time for the old thunderbucket

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Eat it you faggot

>try harder

That's makeup. asshole

Pretty lame bro, it's makeup. Awful troll.

looks like paint