I'm a Dutch-American with a question for Dutchfags

I'm a Dutch-American with a question for Dutchfags

> Would I be accepted in the Netherlands as a Dutchmen?
> Or will I always be seen as an American?

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Hi call me my names Timothy I am a nice American. Please don't troll me ;-)

To be honest I think people will see you as a American, even if yoy manage to learn the language because you will have an accent. You will be accepted tho because youre from a western country.

If you integrate into our society you can be whatever you want to be.

Do you own a koran?

If you do then just hang yourself and save us the trouble.

Are you black?

Same answer.

fucking kek

>If you aint moroccan you are always welcome

kys yank

Pretty much this, in fact go to Amsterdam or something. They worship Americans there

>implying turks and niggers are welcome

>They worship Americans there

Why?

Because they are fucking retarded.

Don't come to Amstelveen. Piece of shit American.

When you say "Dutch-American" do you mean like your ancestors were Dutch or as in one of your parents is a Dutch citizen?

Got it, the Dutch relate to retards. OK.

Two dubs in a row...impressive

do you speak dutch? and have a dutch last name?
or are you just an american cunt with identity issues?

No, just people from Amsterdam do. Most people from here cant stand the place though

My grandparents on both sides of my family are Dutch, my parents are both 1st generation Americans

Amsterdam it is then. Its the only safe place for you.

Hier een Nederlandse community discord server: discord.gg/v47jM4V Hou het een klein beetje netjes want er zit van jong tot oud op (12/25 jaar)

I speak a little Dutch, my parents wanted me Americanized(even though they named me Johannes) and never taught me Dutch. My last name is Elzinga (Ellis Island name for Elsinger)

I ask every American this question when they tell me "Oh, I'm German too!"

"OK, how so?"

"My great great great great great Grandpa came from there!"

"OK...and what's your last name again?"

"Wilson"

"My neighbor's grandparents came from Turkey. He was born here, knows our culture and tongue. He's more German than you, fuck wit"

You are welcome lmao. Nog the best place to ask for a opinion. 99% of these faggs live at home and dont leave their rooms.

Elzinga is toch behoorlijk Nederlands, pisvlek

>Ellis Island name
U sure? Pretty sure that could be a genuine last name, -ga names are pretty common

Why would you even think about that ?

Some of You Americans are Alright, Don’t go to Europe next year.

My Dad just told me once that it was changed when my grandparents came from Holland. I never really looked into it

And your first name being Johannes, isn't that part of the formal-informal name giving in the US. I bet you go through life as John but your family knows you as Johannes/Jan

Both probably but it doesn't matter cause you're not a dark colored person

If you go to The Netherlands, and you suddenly find yourself in a riot.
One where they are hanging shitskins on lamposts and stuff, and they suddenly turn towards you don't forget to say:

>Kut buitenlanders

Then give the thumbs up and smile.

Make sure you get this right, if you show any hint of an accent they'll hang you next to Omboco Muroeboe and Ahmed Mohadimistian.

also when they ask 'meer of minder', be sure to say minder minder minder...

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>Do you own a koran?
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>If you do then just hang yourself and save us the trouble.
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>Are you black?
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>Same answer.
Black is fine. If Dutch is not your motherlanguage, you'll be seen as someone with a foreign background, probably no problem. Why are you Dutch? Have a Dutch passport?

>Black is fine

Nigger detected, black is never fine.

>Soooooon

And you wonder if you'll be seen as Dutch? No way, it's only in America that people talk like I'm Irish, I'm Dutch blabla when they have some roots somewhere few generations back

I personally don't accept you

You need your translator checked

Deze guy denkt nog dat racisme stoer is, dwaas

oof, double trips. of which one is heavenly.

Sorry OP, you're out!

Lol no

Is geen racisme, gewoon pure haat.

Ik heb geen enkel probleem met negers in negertjesland, of geitenneukers in de woestijn.
Zolang ze maar niet hier zijn.

Uhu echt goed doordacht

>we gaan ze halen
Koek