Kobold Adventure thread! First option to reach three votes wins

Kobold Adventure thread! First option to reach three votes wins.

You are a kobold. You are small, flexible, nimble and rather stealthy when you want to be. On the other hand you are naïve, not very strong, kind of a pushover and generally not very good in a fight.

The world is mostly predominated with humans, who see you as a lesser species. Kobolds officially have no rights, so the sight of one of your kind getting raped, beaten or even killed in broad daylight is unfortunately for you not so uncommon.

Luckily, you have managed to avoid the worst, by making your home in the outstretched woods surrounding the human capital. Many beasts lurk here, including dragons and feral animals of all kinds. There are even some rumors of a hulking mass of tentacles skulking through the darkness, violating whoever it gets in its grip.

On top of the feral dangers, there are various bands of bandits which have made these woods their home. They pry on unsuspecting victims, to rob them from their riches, their purity, their life or perhaps even all three.

You are:
A) Male
B) Female

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B
also
>Kobolds officially have no rights
just do what MLK did, we are basically niggers at this point

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1x B

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Going for B

Voting requirement lowered to 2.

You are female. You’re not quite as strong as the males of your kind, but you make up for it by being even lighter, even more nimble and just a little bit more flexible. Enemies you face might be more concerned with fucking something as small and cute as yourself rather than trying to hurt you. This may be a good thing, yet if you don’t watch out you might end up a cum-filled lizard before long.

Thanks to your isolation, you have managed to avoid abuse thus far. As a result, you are still a virgin. You have never had sex, and you hope things will stay this way unless you finally find the kobold of your dreams.

You are wearing a small chest wrap which covers up your rather flat bosom quite nicely. Down below, a simple loincloth provides you with some decency. The piece of clothing has seen better days, and your rather active lifestyle has left it somewhat ragged.

You are severely out of breath after running for what seemed like an eternity, fleeing from a bunch of humans and their guard dogs after successfully stealing a small coin pouch from their unguarded camp. You think you've lost them, for now at least.

You are in the middle of the woods, which you call home. You are on the road towards the human capital of Varanar, to which you suspect the humans may have been travelling. The wooden hut you live in is not far from here, although it might be a prime target for your pursuers to investigate, if they're still looking for you, that is.

You:
A) Go home
B) Head towards the capital
C) Catch your breath for a minute
D) Go off the beaten path and into the woods
E) Check inventory (combinable)

A

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D & E

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D

1x A
1x D
1x E

D+E

You gather your wits, and decide to step off the road, and into the woods. You're still being hunted, after all. You don't want to get caught by a bunch of sadistic humans. Who knows what they'll do to you.

You take a sharp right, and bolt in between the trees. Whilst not sprinting as you were before, you keep a jogging pace to stay ahead of whoever may be following you. It isn't long before you come to a halt yet again, more exhausted than ever. Worse yet: you have no clue where you are now. You continue to wander for just a little bit, before coming to a small clearing.

The sun is slowly starting to go down. You hear bees buzzing in one of the large trees surrounding the clearing.

You:
A) Set up camp in the clearing
B) Keep wandering through the woods
C) Climb up a tree to get a bearing of where you are
D) Climb up a tree and attempt to get some honey

D-E

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B
also, inventory?

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D won before E got two votes. There'll be another opportunity later on.

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1x B

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C,

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1x B
1x C

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C

You decide to climb up a tree to get your bearings. While the climb proves to be a bit more difficult than you'd hoped for, your sharp claws bury into the trunk quite nicely, allowing your weary body to scale the giant ancient of the forest with relative ease.

From high up in the tree, you can see miles away. You notice a mountain a little bit further into the forest. You can see the human capital of Varadar off in the distance, beyond the river. You'd be able to see your shack, if it wasn't surrounded by trees.

Suddenly, you hear the barking of dogs. The humans that were chasing you appear in the clearing below.

"Trail ends here. Can't be far."

The humans and their pets begin to search their surroundings, unaware of your presence.

Night is starting to fall.

You:
A) Hide in the tree
B) Climb back down and surrender
C) Hurl a branch at the humans
D) Hurl the beehive at the humans
E) Throw the pouch of gold you stole at the humans

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I chose to break the 4th wall and kill OP

A
And can I know if I have anything besides my clothes and my money?

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1x A

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A

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You decide to try to hide in the tree. The humans search all around the clearing, but they can't seem to find you. The dogs ravenously bark at the tree you are hiding in, but their masters scold them for it, instructing the beasts to look for you instead of being noisy pests.

It isn't long before night falls. The surroundings go pitch black, lit only by dim moonlight. The humans light torches.

"Eh, we'll go back in the morning. Set up camp. Jonathan, take first watch."

There seem to be five of them, and three dogs. Four go to sleep. One, clad in leather armor, wielding a crossbow, stays awake.

You:
A) Attempt to sneak away
B) Attempt to seduce the sentry
C) Throw the beehive into the human camp
D) Throw a branch at the guarding human
E) Sleep in the tree
F) Attack the sentry from above
G) Check inventory (combinable)

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D

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B

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1x B