Hey Sup Forums, my boyfriend isnt paying much attention to me and we havent had sex in a while. wat do?

hey Sup Forums, my boyfriend isnt paying much attention to me and we havent had sex in a while. wat do?

Tell him you want sex.
>I'm a girl btw

lol so am i, do you want a fucking cookie? tits or gtfo.

Fuck me instead

ill shove you egg head inside my pussy

Femanon here, you first.

Apex orgasm

Tell him, "I feel like you haven't paid attention to me much and we haven't had sex in a while."

Women make everything so complicated I swear.

>implying i have not tried to talk about this with him

Tits or gtfo

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Do the vagina dance in front of him bro

Masturbate while he's around.

Shave your feminine penis

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ive tried everything i know. we spend a lot of time together, take showers together and sleep in the bed together, but sex just isnt happening, and i feel like his mind is somewhere else

that could work

In the time between these two pictures the man gained at least two hats and hung them, and finished what appears to be a bottle of whiskey or other alcohol and placed it amidst his junk on his file cabinet. We could all learn from this man

3 possibilities:
1) you're disgusting and he doesn't tell you
2) he's umcomfortable with sexual stuff because he was fiddled by his uncle when he was 9 or some shit - play it fucking cool and seduce him - it's not rocket science.
3) he got a low sexual drive
either way, tits?

its sad that you took the time to notice that and post a reply.

Dump his ass and find sex. In that order. Don't be a cunt.

ill post tits when i am given a solution to each of these 3 possibilities

Is that you, Ariel?

wake him up with head.

find another boyfriend, he probably has.

not even close bud

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What if the pictures are reversed and he actually lost the hats?

in the shower or something grab his dick. Just start grabbing his dick everywhere. If he doesnt get it just tell him u want to have sex. If hes not doing it maybe he needs something more extreme. also he may be cheating on you.

Dump him and date me. I'm not that bad.

Are you sure?

spike his drink with Viagra and rape him

my name starts with M. pretty damn sure.

do you have kik?

lose weight fatty

Nah, you're Ariel.

That'll do it.

Well obviously you cry on Sup Forums without posting tits to get attention instead. Stupid whore.

You can't say you're a female, demand others to show tits when your faggot ass has not. If any thing, you prob became a whale, he doesn't want to fuck you any more.

>ive tried everything i know.

There's the one option, and that's the last one.

stop being a faggot
also fuck off to instead of trying to farm pathetic Sup Forumseta (Yous), you attention whoring slut
Either that or post your tits so we can see how much of a landwhale you are to properly judge and agree why your bf no longer finds your fat ass attractive

OP here: also, he knows all my fetishes and i always ask him what his are and he doesnt give me a clear answer. from what ive been able to decipher its knee socks. how can i find out more? already searched browser history.

I am in this situation now but I am the boyfriend. If it is anything like what I am in, I am not attracted to her anymore and just waiting until she gives up and can move on.

Nah. You don't want to date me though. I'm just some dick on Sup Forums. I'm sure you'll either succeed in grabbing his dick, or finding another regular type dude whwre you live who will fulfill your needs.

>attention whoring slut
>has not posted tits
>fatass
>still wants tits

try harder fag

ill send you a picture of any body part you want.

Tits please

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>he knows your fetishes
>he doesn't want to have sex with you
what the fuck are you into?

feet

> a solution to each of these 3 possibilities
>loose weight and optionally find out about his kinks or lack of kinks
>say to him "i want to fuck you" and rub his dick, then insert, keep humping till he cums
>sudoku

on kik
im 19 fuck off

bdsm, submission, spanking slapping choking etc, basically being dominated in everyway

The plot thickens

just rub your ass against him in bed. Always worked on me.

Grow wider hips

Get on your knees, pull down his pants, and start sucking like no tomorrow. He'll be all over you after that.
Make it at a random place/time.

Don't have kik. 19 yo girls are basically children though. I wouldn't date anyone under 20. You should go find a nice boy at the bowling alley or something.

It's sad that you care. Man, wasting time on a board meant for wasting time, what has the world come to?