Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Sameji claim'd

Those sorts of angles are the best, really gives you perspective on how things look directly on the field, but it also conveys the speed really well too.

On another note, I was hoping VT would put up some token resistance, but I guess it's like squashing a dying cockroach.

> Lily in last place
Now i know you're trolling.
Hanako > Lily > Emi > Shizune > Rin
Or Lily > Hanako > Emi > Rin > Shizune
Those are the only Acceptable orders,

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I want to FUCK HER

Faggots

I didn't realize it was take your waifu to the zoo day

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still here

OwO.

I want her to cuddle me like a mom cuddles a child

Quote from Lily's route.

Claim

Why do you say 'Faggots' every thread but you post incest every thread?

or well a normal mom not my mom. I should say I want her to hold me like she is my new mommy kek. yes that sounds better yes

clmd

Just fishing for (You)s

i should probably play it again it was a long time

i just have lost my heart to this girl

What's this..?
>truly glorious thighs

Shinoa claimed ',:)

I hate myself for forgetting about thread

Don't worry I hate you as well

I hate you too >:(

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>You will never hold hands with Rin

why did you take me off your friends list on disc?alice will you talk too me aswell?

whatever works for you i guess
i dont want them

lol what a fag
Lil smug? More like
Lil not even smug

Thanks, I need it

Footsies can be fun and cute.

Kek

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You're not a doctor I trust!

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Tsun.

Nice meme, everyone loves me
say no to drugs kids

Shiro

Can I have drugs?

sachi don't mind chen he is literally the most disgusting poster on here. the sick fag watches cuck porn and likes throwing rocks at dogs

Fucking manchildren kys.

Well it's not like I'm trying very hard.

I'm just reeeaaally bored today.

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Yo.

Harambe..

well shit lily can never see the sunset with you

Up to much?

Fuck you then :^)

No thank you

I never did what do you mean?

You need a good fap. Lemme send you some collar pics

We all do

Just doing some horrible photoshop edits
You?
bb I love you

(You)'s are a human right.

Same here. It's hard to believe it came out almost 5 years ago.

Story time, /waifu/
>be me
>neighbour's hosting a block party
>they're black
>standing there drinking a sprite.
>waiting for my burger
>they brought me it
>the burger was burnt really bad
>even the lettuce was burnt
>say out loud
>"this burger is burnt so black it stole my bike"
>everybody turns to me
>they start laughing
>now i'm known as the funny guy
>tfw I didn't get murdered when i said it

HOW UGLY YOU GUYS? UGLIER THAN MOST UGIEST LOSER IN MY SCHOOL I BET

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Sex Maniac

>going outside or too a party
normalfag please leave

yeah thats a bit weird. heard they were making a second one not sure if its real though

So i don't get any drugs? I see how it is.

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Indeed

>fap
>collar pics
Fuck you, I need those :^(

Did they call you their nigga?

Being bored. Watching football but may switch to watching YouTube soon.

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oh I dont see you on my list

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Psycho faggot kys

Alright virgins I've decided I'm not longer going to call you autistic because I was just around an autistic person and it's very unsettling and made me feel guilty. The shit posting will continue and the insults, just no autism references

well I mean my therapist says im not psycho

Fair enough.

Why isn't football entertaining you?
Haven't talked to you a bit, how is life n such?

Nice made up story kid.

Moral fag.

Good to know that social justice is your Achilles Heel.

What a fucking autistic faggot.

What do you want to talk about?
>Burnt lettuce
Wait the fuck up a minute
>You will never play with those enormous titties
Noose time I suppose

I lub u 2 bb

Digi-sword

When was the last time you fapped? You sound a bit frustrated :^)

I see you on my list. You have a santa hat right?

Someday we will have the technology

it would be awesome if they did.

So we meet again.

I guess i'll have to find some on my own then.

>lub
>no real love
I see how it is

yeah

Esdeath should kill himself. He's a psychopath. He's literally serial killer material. I doubt he didn't kill his parents already. For fucks sake he's the most cringiest user ever to exist. Seriously, edgedeath. Commit suicide, you'll help us all out. Seriously. Did you fucking see the comment on that video about giantess Nami. He's cringier than the mexican guy with the Jewish princess who claims he's from the murder capitol of the world when he's actually trailer trash and should commit suicide. Maybe Edgedeath and phoneposterfag do it together.
He doesn't want to get murdered

Snyg

Why do I always pull groups of retards for dungeons

it will be fine if they dont. besides it may not be as good

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It has been since I left home :^(

I hope so, because she is
>TH I C C
Fuck you
OH FUG
I guess I'm black now

i guess i can start playing now if you like. although im not much better probably

No wait I'm sorry! I love you!

Bingo. Last thing i sent was a workout sheet right?

Need

Too bad. So sad :(

You got that right.

Oy vey
Here comes the Edgedeath Defense Force

sweet jesus well I mean my therapist says im pretty normal

Smuggaroni

>that pic
FUCK
OFF

QOTT: What's your dream car?

Cadillac escalade

Just buy them out with your shekels.

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you're a fucking nigger, smuggler

>Koenigsegg One:1

youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc

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