Ask a Russian anything

Ask a Russian anything.
inb4 Are you drunk?

No.

Is it true that stalin killed more than 30 million people?

Yes.

It's very confusing to be honest.

Over 70% of them were innocent, but he did make the USSR economy incredibly advanced for the duration of 1930-1950 and then it went to shit.

tldr : Yes he did.

Seems nobody has questions...

Why vodka?

Do you guys have decent beer?

can i have one of your women?

i have a job and make decent money, and could provide her with a better life.

thanks mate.

No, sadly, all our beer is imported, we don't make any.

Vodka to be honest is more Polish, we brought it in from there, but now, it's a cheap alternative. People are poor, they can't buy quality material, only the ones living in the city.

No. The only thing that's decent here is samagonka (самагонка) and it still tastes like shit

Depends, we hate niggers and most arabs but we're 100% fine with Caucasians.

You're russian too, tovarish?

Da. I'm in the United States though

where are you from in russia specifically?

what is life like in your city/ town/ farm?

and seriously though, i want to marry a russian girl. can i just go to russia and find one?

they are beautiful.

how often do you see darkies with russian women?

r u drunk

Are most Russians stern with a great since of humor? Feel like most Russians I meet have those traits. Which is good thing

I'm from Lower Moscow.

Life is depressing. This isn't a joke.
Constant state of fear.

Just look for a Russian girl in America or Europe.

True Russians dislike foreigners when it comes to relations.
Practically never. We hate darks. I am sorry if I offended you, but we're raised to consider them non-equal to us.

Yes, it's very true.

We don't like to act like dumbasses, but when we do, it's hilarious. We love guests, especially foreigners, but only as guests/friends. Nothing more, nothing else. The only exception to this would be members of the good 'ol Union.

>Constant state of fear.

Fear of what exactly?

and remember
no russian

Mafia, government, other people, with the exception of family and a group of people, that we know. A thing about Russians, is that we don't use mainstream companies much. If we need a cab, we won't use an application like Uber, we'll just call our local cabbie, or someone we know. If we need a sink fixed, we won't just go to the newspaper and look for a plumber. We only trust those we know well.

Why aren't you drunk?

Can't spend the money on alcohol.

How strong and influential is the Communist Party these days?
The Communist Party is opposition to Putin's government?
What is your opinion about the song Moskau from the German group Dschinghis Khan?

Nice OP my respect for Russian people will live on

Does the Mafia have a big influence in parts of Russia? And what about the govt do you fear?

A thing I've got to tell you all before answering further questions, is I've got the immense privilege of moving to Canada.

I spent about 6 months in Moscow back in 07. Had a lot of fun.

Anyways, what are your views on Putin and what are your views on Trump?

shit, that is fear.

i used uber alll the time and literally feel pretty safe walking home at 2 in the morning.

i feel bad for anyone who doesnt enjoy this kind of comfort, and wish there was something i could do for them, but sadly, i am just a man in a big nasty fucking world.

hugs russian user. hugs from an american bro.

Welcome, I'm in Toronto

I am a Communist.

I don't hate Capitalism, or any of that Western movie bullshit about having an AK 47.

The supporters of the Communist Party in all the post-Soviet states have spiked in the past few years thanks to Putin.

He is a horrid man.
He cares only for himself.


Moskau is actually a pretty nice song.

We don't treat stereotypes as something offensive, we know how to laugh at ourselves when needed.

Thank you, may God bless you.

привет чувак

я из флорида, сша. а, ты?

что ты делаешь?

What do you think about the whole crimea thing. Also what countries do you feel belong to the Slavic culture group.

How do you guys feel about Canadians?

>Constant state of fear
Говори за себя. Олсо, заводи трактор, хуле ты. Я вот завёл, теперь счастлив.

Mafia = Government.

It's so corrupt, you never know if one day you'll have men show up at your doorstep, beat the shit out of you, or worse.
Owning a business is 10 times worse, because you have to pay the mafia in exchange for safety.

well are you?

Putin = Selfish cunt
Trump = Well, he doesn't hate us, so er.. Better for us than Hillary? Although, he is one funny man.

лол

trump shill detected.

How communist are you?

America's bitch.

All of them still do. It's a shame we have wars with each other. It's only the governments that hate. We all love each other, and have respect.

Blin, ti v kakoy oblasti?
V podmoskovye, v moem rayone polnoe dermo. Pyat suecidov za mesyatz bil. 4 nasiliiya

Thank you brother,

Amerikanskiy komputer, ya iz podmoskovya. Ya na 4chane, heh. No v zhizne, prosto paren.

We welcome you.

The foreign media takes a lot of trouble to paint president Putin in a bad light. As far as I know the president is very popular in Russia because he is a strong leader who puts Russia first and has no tolerance for corruption.

What examples would you use to show people abroad the kind of person president Putin really is?

Why did Russia rig the US election for Trump

OP here, we think Canada's a bit too dependent on America, but overall it's better.

Then keep living in poverty Commy

I regret the Soviet Union's collapse, but I'm not into politics.

Wasn't me. Some other faggot.

Good question

He's a Soviet, I bet you like communism you fuckin pussy

Kek, 2016 and still believing in the dictatorship of the proletariat.

Statement withdrawn then, we welcome you

Would you honor our old alliance and take Berlin with US again?

>Most nationalist Russian leader since 1917
>HURR HES A SOVIET

ok kid.

...

hi FSO

no, too many Russians are vatnik and watch state tv all day and blame America for their problems

how much is the government paying you to lie? 2 billion rubles and a fancy apartment?

Look at the modern culture.

You have feminist cunts protesting against basic laws of nature.

"Peace and tolerance".

Nobody gives a shit about people's feelings.

It's the people's productivity, intelligence, and mental capacity that matters.

Nothing else.

When people GLORIFY feeling above MORALS and VALUES.

General opinion of Russians about the Trump presidency?

Lives in States,
Still Supports Russia.
How much edge pussy?

I wouldn't say I hate America, I just dislike the modern culture.

America 1950-2000 was gold-tier.

I just don't get why you take so many refugees in, when they're clearly uncivilized.

>who puts Russia first and has no tolerance for corruption.
>picrelated
It's exactly the opposite, m8

Пиздуй в Сибирь, у тебя какой-то треш даже для рашки. Сам я съебал уже, сейчас во Вьетнаме.

I don't get why Americans hate Russians. We don't hate you, why do you hate us?

Russians are nothing more than whitewashed shitskins and deserves nothing less than a nuclear purge.

Amerikanskiy komputer, ya iz podmoskovya. Ya na 4chane, heh. No v zhizne, prosto paren.

:( that sucks

как ты иметь ВК?

Why do Russians fucking stink?

Listen, I worked as a Cashier for three years at a Home Depot where I got a lot of customers chattering to each other in Russian, and nearly every single one of them had a similar, horrid fucking smell. Like what a plugged garbage disposal smells like. It even got to the point where I could close my eyes and determine that a customer was Russian because I was assaulted by this rotten sewage smell. It was near 100% accuracy. I mean fuck, it was even worse than the goddamn Hindus. Do Russians just practice bad hygiene or what?

>no tolerance for corruption.

Because the foundational belief of modern American society is that deep down we are all equal and we should all be given an equal chance. So we keep focusing on the worst of society and the world because we think if we just give them a fair shake, they'll turn out to be happy and productive people.

Basically our society is naive.

Why aren't you drunk?

We have a bunch of Regan ear hawks eho still hate russia and a whole generation raided by them. The new generation is a lot better though most college age people want to go back to a non interventionist policy.

besides all the memes, is it actually cool living in Russia or is it really shitty?

eh im American and I like Russians but I dont like Putin or vatniks

ive been learning russian for a year or so now

i also dont want a russian bride...

these anons are just salty

trust me when i say 90% of americans dont even think about Russia and genuinely dont even dislike or like russia

russia is irrelevant in the usa

I'm not Russian, however I am fascinated by their history, so I am learning Russian. Is it worth it as an Amerifag to learn Russian?

its only worth it if you want to learn the language and the history and culture

you cant go around and start spouting western ideas off at russians and expect them to agree with it because Russia is very complex

understand the russian people and if you like that and can deal with it, youll be fine

How do you feel about "BRICS"?

Russians have a pretty cool sense of justice it seems
Once in Paris a group of Russians at the metro heated up a dude scamming people and returned their money

Are you drunk now?

da, ispolzuu online klaviaturu,

Let me guess. You support hillary?

>Shitskins

That feeling when we hate degeneracy, the fucking octosexual demimale shit you people have made normal, and you call us degenerate?

AHNUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

Yes. But only if you learn to understand our people. We like foreigners, but only if they respect our culture as well.

If you go around doing stereotypical shit, like swearing non-stop you will be seen as a jackass.

Chiki briki palchik vikin.

why dont you use your Ease of Access option and install the Russian keyboard and language pack under Keyboard?

No one supports Hillary anymore familam, the election is over

Now we all get to cheer for the TV game show host and his make believe wall

Shitty if outside a mainstream city like Moscow or St. Piterburg.

what does cyka blyat even mean?

How do you handle the cold?

You know what I hate?

Nothing.

Hate is the abscense of love.

Learn.

Dispense knowledge.

Computer would probably crash. 2005ish Acer Aspire with semi-broken hard-drive. Every time I try to defrag it crashes. My keys lag 1.5 seconds.

Good point, but you didn't debunk the shit I was talking about earlier. Why consider us so degenerate, when your women and children encourage degeneracy to be accepted in society?

why do you hate vatniks?

>If you go around doing stereotypical shit, like swearing non-stop you will be seen as a jackass.
о, сука бляд

Why did you put a TL;DR for 3 sentences?

It's gibberish

CYka- Bitch
BLyat - DAmn/fuck/shit.

So, "bitch shit".

If you want proper insults, ask.

Got any strong feelings for the Rodina?

Did you get any political education about the USSR (i.e., "Socialism in One Country", Marxist-Leninism vs Stalinism vs Maoism)?

How do you feel about Zhirinovsky?

cheeki breeki let me get this smirnoff vodka and drink all in one shot.
cyka blyat idi nahui CSGO Is best game in world
i kill capitalist scum with my AK 47 everyday and sacrifice virgins to putin.

Some people are lazy.

>поскорее попавляйся, чувак

probs cause ppl here are lazy af

>and sacrifice virgins to putin.
>mfw that was eerily truthful