Wont someone rate my noodle

wont someone rate my noodle

Why does it look like the Nike swoosh you sick bastard

bitch

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I rate 8/10

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Both a 7, whether or not this is the same person (Also continuing the just no pants trend I guess)

7/10

Whoops

7.5/10, love the bull balls, show them off more

7/10

6/10

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Nice nuts

i want to ride your noodle

I love you want those dragged all over my face.

Fuck, those too.

id suck them dry

What do you think

Total alpha cock

haha they are full

Like?

If I had a girlfriend I'd want you to empty them in her. And I'd lick your taint while you do.

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R8

What's my score? Would femanon approve?

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here u go, choke on that

pointy

another one.
Score out of 10?

Is this a bad or good thing?

More than. I'd spend all day with my nose in your taint.

its like a torpedo, easy to consume

average/10

it's ok

You tease. I'd even let you have my first born daughter.

Like?

what in the fuck

yes. also plz squeeze them shut

>girlfriend thought I had a big dick
>later says she has been looking at it and says it's actually small
>says it's thick, but that's about it, like a thick choad
>I wear a strapon with a dick that has 8.5" length and my girth
>it's how we have sex and she lets me jerk off next to her when she is done

My noodle

right ...

6/10

Harder

6

Rate em

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5/10
would suck for sure tho

5

How big are you?

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7x6 for ur pleasure

bump

8/10 for dat bush, show more

well it surely needs some riding

8 inches long and thick, please rate me

8

How's this?

I'm an artist

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You misspelled autist