Receive chihuahua

>receive chihuahua
>he proceeds to piss and shit on everything
>refuses baths
>regularly tries to bite anyone who approaches

what do Sup Forums?
dubs gets considered
trips decides
quads+ overrules

pic related
-OP

blast it with piss

take it out back and shoot it

or tie it up to a drone and make it disappear (WEBM RELATED)

ill drink some water and think about it

kek. i would do it if i had a drone or a working non-nerf gun

keep it or give it to someone who will really love it faggot

I want a drone so bad, i'd totally take a small cat or dog up to about 500 feet

no

already tried it. they gave him back

same. the dog only weighs about 5lbs. a nice drop from 500 feet would be pretty satisfying

Feed it 2 pounds of cheese.

Only feed it cheese for a month to see what happens.

Roll

Reroll

Rollll

OP make a big model rocket and send it into space for Sup Forums's Space Program pls

or buy a lot of helium balloons and send him back to god

Rolling

This

Rolling x

dubs.... pls 2 consider OP

Send to a adoption center

ignored and re ignored

what a waste of perfectly good cheese

now theres an idea! nice use of dubs

Yo quiero Taco Bell

stop samefagging you libtard cuck

just like hillary lost, you lost your bid to try and save Scrambles

Make a commercial and post on YouTube

>>receive chihuahua
>>he proceeds to piss and shit on everything
>>refuses baths
>>regularly tries to bite anyone who approaches

I'd 86 that piece of shit so fast that it wouldn't know what planet it was on.

Nasty little dogs like that need to go fend for themselves.

thank you friend

drop kick that fucker

Find a good candidate to take care of it

well the dog's ungrateful like most illegals and liberals.

it needs to be taught a lesson.

Suck it's dick and post it

I'm glad this is getting considered. On the one hand it's a dog... But on the other hand it's a chihuahua. They're shit dogs.

taco bell commercial or Sup Forums.a.s.e.d commercial?

id rather send it to davy jones locker

glad we are on the same page mates

ill pass. it reeks of piss and shit. i like my health

this

Please do not consider this.

this guy knows. This is probably the worst kind of dog. Should have gotten a big goofy dog or a loyal smart dog, instead of this bullshit

Please consider this.

you're a good man

Find a no-kill shelter and let them know that your home is a bad environment for this dog. There are people who will take in a problem dog, I just lost my best buddy and he was a dog like yours, he kept biting children. Don't keep a dog that doesn't fit with your life because it isn't good for you or the dog. And I don't care if I get quads or whatever this is still what you should do.

already considered. but maybe if you get trips/quads

he was a gift. if i could choose any breed it would probably be a husky or something

i did. then i considered my health. maybe if you get trips/quads

thank you user

stealing this. cheers mate

i have a person working on it. theyre getting shit for luck. not even cesar millan would take the fucker

Suck it

Op is a pretty cool guy. Rolling for space program

maybe when i see some repeated digits in succession at the end of your post id

thanks user maybe reroll

>OPbetamale
>allergic to dogs
>receive chihuahua
>okay.jpg
>he proceeds to piss and shit on everything
>okay.jpg
>refuses baths
>okay.jpg
>regularly tries to bite anyone who approaches
>okay.jpg

>mfwnopicbutyouknowwhatpicitis.okay.jpg

This is the last hurrah, Sup Forums space program GET kudasai! Quads + go Go GO!

Have it put to sleep

reroll

Finger it's butthole and licj your finfer clean bitch.

no dubs? no consideration

Suck the dogs dick until it cums.

how original

Chihuahuas are cute, but they are tough to train. Be consistent and firm, make the dog know that it is your house and your rules.

To reinforce dominance, it helps to bite the dogs neck (gently, you aren't trying to hurt the dog, just letting the dog know who is boss). If biting it is too much do a mock biting with your fingers. It will come around.

Suck its dick.

I'm going for trips here.

Please tie it up like a convicted Nazi war criminal, and execute it properly (with ceremony, last words/rites, read its sentence to it and then have gunmen fire ammo into it, until it's dead)

please record it and post it to you facebook, twitter and youtube.

space program.

Put it in a box and mail it to PETA headquarters.

Tie it to a tree in your backyard and kick it to death. Snapchat it. Quads GET

Use him as a role model.

You're obviously a huge pussy if people are giving you a chihuahua.

ITT

OP is too much of a beta pile of bubble gum to turn down an obviously shit tier gift.

>hey beta user want a gift?
>sure what is it?
>this ugly little rat dog with no sense of discipline
beta doesn't want dog, also doesn't want to "disappoint" by turning down "gift"
>accepts retarded rat dog
>comes to Sup Forums to cry about being a spinless cuck

lel. you're pathetic OP - but i'm pretty sure we both know that. as well as everyone else in this thread.

Wow, so close.
Rolling for space program or kicking dog to death.

reroll for space programs

considering order 66

wow i almost took this post seriously

sorry did you say something? i cant hear you on account of no dubs

fuck it im rolling too

Kill yourself while the dog watches. Preferably hanging yourself with his leash

>durr account no dubs durr

yeah. stay the same spineless joke you already are.

i love sad little pencil pushing pukes like you that take any "gift" anyone offers without ever asserting whether you actually want the gift or not. then you end up in resentment mode just like your obese faceless ass is right now. coming to Sup Forums for "advice".

maybe one day your balls will drop. maybe.

rerolling for deep space


(the rest of you look into Scrambles' eyes. tell me he's not yearning to be an astronaut... are you going to deny him that?)

what can i say? the rules of the thread are the rules of the thread. if you expect me to take anything you say seriously, then youre the spineless joke, attempting to heckle me from the other side of an illuminated screen. maybe at the time i wanted him, but my feelings have changed. hes not the same puppy that was given to me in a cardboard box lined with a dog pee pad. now please roll/suggest something or find another thread to troll

Send him back to God, OP. He's too pure for earth.

Space Program + video of his trip

ROLLAN TRIPS

rolling for Sup Forums.a.s.e.d. space program

pee on it and show it who is alpha

stick your finger in it's butt

Kicked to death Gotten and CHECKED

Lack of pic related

SPACE PROGRAM

Please consider this.

rolling

Space program, space program. Or deep sea program.

I have a do that is identical. Just lock him in a room and feed him routinely. You'll get used to the barking. It's been 15 years and the little shit hasn't calmed down any

thats what ive been doing since we got him back. decided it might be time for a change

space program please

set it on fire and poast vid

This

Until we get submersible drones the deep sea program is not a thing. That being said, however, I propose OP ties the dog to a heavy cinder block and chucks it into a body of water. For science.

Fuckin tie that pice of shit to 12 helium balloons and send him to space

make it an outside dog. leash + tied to huge rock.

turn it into a killer.

Wow, you're still here?

>nedm

rollan

Do it

i agree. for science of course

yawn

close but no trips

Beat the little fucker into submission. He's just a fucking ankle biter. Nothing more, dealt with plenty of Napoleonesque complex dogs. You gotta prove dominance over them.

the lack of trips and quads is appalling

let's get 'er done.

send him to GOD

Do you have a shovel?

Put on some work gloves, fill a bath, and hold the damn thing under until the bubbles stop.

Bond with him until the end.

Feed it chocolate. (or rat poison; whichever is cheaper)

oh dear.

KILL IT WITH SATAN TRIPS

God damn it

winrar

space program

gg op

sell it to a Chinese restaurant.

Rolling for space program