>there he is! He came out of his room! Quick ask him!
>Eww he's so weird. You ask him since his your brother!
>But he has a crush on you. If you ask him he'll do anything!
>Fine. But next time you ask him!
Hey user! We haven't seen you all day! Why are you always hiding in your room? You won't get a girlfriend that way haha. You could have some of these tacos if you want. Oh by the way, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?
they better run faster than my bullets
white people tacos, fuck that
why have a girlfriend when i can just drug my sisters slutty friends and rape there unconscious bodies
too real. please unpost
>>gasp
>>the females speak to me
And then I killed myself in front of them, traumatizing them forever.
hmmm , really good idea.
Wtf is this OP you Roodypoo ? Taco friday ?
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>sister is a retarded whore who stayed with a heroin addict who cheated on her
>can't stand my parents because they're trying to help her and get pissed when they do
>pissed at me for getting pissed at her waking me at 2am for a fucking laptop charger
Probably flip em off, tell em to fuck off; and then congratulate them on wonderful life choices.
she can't stand our parents I mean
Seeing as I live alone.
>freak out cause a bunch of people are in my apt
>get slightly turned on because they're attractive and my odds are pretty good that one is dtf
>realize they are all underage
>politely offer them something to drink then go back in my bedroom and browse Sup Forums hoping they'll leave
>once they leave sniff the spot where they say and jerk off to the still slightly warm seats
Alternatively
>tell them all to leave so I can play dark souls 3 naked and watch porn like I do whenever I'm home
"Whatever. Sure."
what do you do after you hand the cable over OP ? get an anxiety attack and pussy out ? Fuck outta here, get them drunk and play some card games with them, read their bodylanguage then slowly as them if they ever had some dirty thoughts together ( and trust me, they have) But i dno man. Its the perfect setup
Me: "Oh yeah no ask the weird guy that lives like a hermit in his room for a HDMI cable. No we will offer him tacos, im sure the weird hermit loves tacos. Tell you what friends of my clearly popular yet sad sister who will never get out of this hick town. Come back when you are better people and maybe ill get the HDMI cable. That or put your "highschool education" to work and suck me off because honestly you dont know what studying is."
Been in a spot like this with my stepsisters
What do I look like, best buy? Fuck off with your shit you shrieking fucking banche. The reason I've been in my room is that I can smell the nigger dick swelling in your Jean shorts. You make me sick.
>teleports behind them
Kek
fucking died lol
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Turn 360 and walk away
>H-hey n-no thanks. I'll give you one of my cables from my battlestation.
Btw Op
Who the fuck takes a photo in 800x533 ? prt scr from IG ?
Funniest shit I've read all day
god damn you op i want tacos now fuck.
fucking kek
this thread is too real, fuck you abandon
Keked & checked
The highest form of autism.
>be me
>family is dead
>live alone
>see this
>call the cops
>nobody was there
>get admitted to an insane asylum
>raped by a muscular dude with questionable citizenship
>lie in asylum bed
>cry and mutter "yes, it's in the drawer below the TV"
Nope. I need it for when I get all stoned and watch shit in HD.
>nervous laughs and accidentally farts
>heeyy wazzup
>i havent go outside cuz i have a really bad headache
>also yeah i have hdmi cable and some tequila do you want some ?
Fuck ... They have free wifi in arkham ?
You read my mind (:
da fuq
Robert's got a quick hand
I quickly realize there are women in my vicinity and I whip out my dick to spray my semen onto them.
>once they leave sniff the spot where they say and jerk off to the still slightly warm seats
this
I'll trade you my HDMI cable for one of those "PINK" tacos.......
>run away giggling
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