Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heresy
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (Juvia is exempted from this rule)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
akame claimed
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Hey, that's me.
(Akame)
It's pretty similar with Spanish here, lots of switching languages in the middle of conversations or when you forget a particular word. I sometimes screw up at work and tongue twist Japanese in here and there when speaking it quickly.
Playoff hockey is always badass, once football season ends and there's not much going on sportswise going into the summer, it's always worth watching. Of course, I go for the Stars since they're the hometown team.
(Haruhi)
Keep on talking then, conversation is nice. Got anything planned for the holidays?
Yuno Claim
Wish I had whiskey editon
I can't believe you think I would be mad at you
You're nothing but nice to me
Shinoa needs to do his job and ship some people jesus. Literally only 1 or 2 anons that have been shipped remain. All these newbies need to be shipped by Valentine's Day
Well guys i gotta go for now. I might be back on a little later. Bye everyone.
Well you'd have a good reason since I barely talked to you this weekend.
Thanks, cutie~
I plan to buy myself the Haruhi deluxe set
Hope to get invited somewhere
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[youknow]
Eh that's what I thought. Well, good luck with whatever's troubling you. Don't forget about us here.
[shi-ro]
I knew they did that but I couldn't really get into it either. That kind of series (AA) is pretty fun. I'll watch a few more of those.
[hanako]
I work in a hardware store, so I get to meet a lot of people who do this.
byebye
[shinoa]
now that's another story
I know a bit of spanish, but it's very limited.
The rivalries in hockey get incredible during playoffs.
I try not to
Hello there anons
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
kek
>Snek claim
Whiskey is good. Hello yuno
Hello person i cant remember but vaguely do
Hello akame
Also hello snek
-tali
still here
Yeah. Havent watched the others. Struck me as kinda meh, tbh.
It's a nice feeling though to come back and see you here
Bye thank you for the picture
Hey Tali
I claim Yui Hirasawa
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Tali go away
Worst vidya waifu
D.va is obviously superior in combat, looks, vidya skills, and intelligence
really need more of you, honestly
hello snek. I try to add a personal twist to the rules. makes it more fun doesn't it?
hi tali
I claim You
@Snek (Never-Heretic)?
Sorru hun, work has exhausted me to do anything nowadays, I'll try posting more
I'm having a few drinks tonight to wind down from the work week. I'll take a shot for you. Hope things calm down, this time of year is pretty stressful mentally and financially even when things are going good.
Nothing wrong with treating yourself to something nice, even if it's only once in a blue moon. If anything, the usual group of folks will probably be here in some form or fashion too. Now that I think of it, I still gotta do most of my gift shopping.
That's the nice thing about speaking a Romance language, there's things that you can pick up from what you already know. Works nicely with Italian and Portuguese if you know Spanish. Romanian on the other hand is pretty difficult. Doesn't keep me from enjoying the food though.
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+48660895736
Call me fams
>Tfw the pic is so cute i do t even recognize who you are at first.
Also hows ypur day been
>New aged trash
Hello as well
The personal twist was a little fun
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What if i just text you?
Hi Tali you sexy robot
hi there sexy feet
Sure it does,stay classy
dont know that u talking about
Its okay
Is this your number?
+48660895736
At least you get the idea whats going on, I'd get whiskey but I really dont feel like dealing with mom's people
Pretty shitty
Kek I'm calling you
She is organic. But thank you for the "sexy" you lovely creature.
Aww what happened?
Its not even my number kek
I got it from @theSlav on Telegram
Too much irl shit happening at once
Cerys is mai waifu
you will, not only try
How many languages do you know?
Anyway, how's the harem growing?
so what's good?
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Iktf, m8. That was my life right before this morning tbh. Anything you wanna vemt about?
Yep. In-laws, family, money, finding time to relax amidst the commotion, plus work. I usually take a chunk of time off leading up to or after the holiday to give myself a break. And you know how it is with relatives. Some are good, others, you tolerate. And then New Year's rolls around and there's more bills to be paid yet again.
Kek. Sometimes being vaguely memorable is a good thing. Up to anything interesting?
Can we ship ourselves?
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thanks for the lovely
My waifu and the rest is kinda of meh
>2016
>not having 5 fingers
What are you, gay?
L-lewd
No cause Shinoa is the shipmaster. Maybe if I found the pic.
Why do you want to be shipped with me?
Lets get thing started
Theres so many ships because the newbies just lewd. Its impossible to keep up.
Mine
Me and the wife have a date with a girl wednesday. Going to a hockey game then possible sexy at her place.
See above
>2016
>implying there is anything wrong with beimg gay
Wanna make out?
>its easy to give when its true. Plus ive seen you lewd.
Speak of the devil
>hgnnnn
Fine
This
Let the cancer begin
>tsun
hm close enough
No I just need whiskey
Times like this I begin to question God's existence, does my prayers fall on deaf ears or has he forsaken me? Might just stop beliving altogether
Whiskey is always good.
Have you tried scotch?
Does anybody have the Emi Ibarazaki MEGA link?
Its had all my EMMI pics on it ;-;
~~~~Emi Ibarazaki user
No, I'm not huge on alcohol
yeah.. that's how things are around here..
>hockey threesome date
teach me your ways
..alright then
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i know sexy not-robot,i know
There's just some beef between me and tsun, is all.
3 right now- English and Spanish are fluent, Japanese is intermediate, though I can read and write much easier than speak. Don't have anyone to practice with so I'm rusty as heck on that end.
I get extra pay at work for it since I'm usually tasked with doing presentations and outreach in Spanish for citizens and customers.
Just curious. Got no idea what the criteria would be. I guess it'd be Akame if you go by who I talk to the most.
Nice, nice. Sports and sex. Toss in some good food while you're at it.
Sometimes it's more about letting God serve as an inner theme of sorts versus asking for things. Respect, but don't rely on him. I guess that goes into the whole discussion about luck being preparation meeting opportunity. Of course, I don't mind discussing all that in detail either.
Person who posts Mai
Sensei a best.
Oi, I still have the trump card since there's an action you're unable to perform.
You should give it a shot if you like whiskey
Ummm be normal? Also get a girl while she is still under age so you can groom her into what you want. I started dating my wife when she was 15 and I was 20.
May as well i just got an extra 1000$ this week
Im on my phone so i dont have lewds atm.
>tali
They say everything happens for a reason, we've done no wrong towards anyone so why in sam hell is all this shit happening
When the chance comes I'll go for it
You don't have to do that, it's simpler to just call me Mai.
How are you, Akari?
>going to a hockey game then possibly sexy at her place
You act like you never had sex before
Drawers all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started fucking her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Fucking her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots he's dead, he's locked in my rape dungeon (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what and jerking it
To teach yoi a lesson to a greater pain later
Fucking disgusting
Made me spit Monster/Mountain Dew mix on my computer screen
Claiming favorite science and Dr. Pepper husbando.
Fuck that came out wrong.
>to teach you a lesson to avoid a greater pain later.
Why wpuld ypu mix monster and MD?
Why can't my parents accept that I love a cripple girl?
Emi claimed
I know. I did think about changing the file but he's the one who made it after all so
I decided I'd leave it like that.
yeah it's fun being more versatile because of languages. I think I'm one of the only few who can speak english somehow fluently at my job right now. I get called around when there's an english customer or if we have to deal with company representatives.
>being normal
I guess that's pretty problematic already.
Cirno claimu!
Hello, Mad Scientist! Sonovabitch!
Sameji is back, and i now owe the city more money
i approve of the mixing. stuff is good
How else am I going to make my drink I named Moonshine?
It also has Brisk in it.
I've had enough of today I'm going
Goodnight everyone
Hey, I saw you on the /r9k/ waifu thread!
You were bumping!
(Unless different Akarin poster)
Akari is best Yuri, though. Just thought I'd let you know.
Do it man. I'm frugal (but not cheap), and when unexpected surprises like that come along, I treat the wife with part of it before I stash away the rest or take care of those nagging important things like home/car stuff.
You hear that a lot, and when you're reeling back on your heels, it doesn't do much. If you're stunned and frustrated, hearing that will make you angry in some cases. While it's true that His ways are not ours, later on down the road, you sometimes have those epiphanies that make it all click together. Hindsight is always 20/20.
On a more secular level, the old military adage applies: Embrace the suck. Keep getting out of your comfort zone and you become a stronger man because of it. It makes you stronger, but you can use that strength and experience to help others too.
If you know multiple languages, you will always have job prospects. I actually interviewed with Interpol at one point, but that was before I settled down. I decided against it because it would have meant relocating to France, but I can always hang my hat on knowing that I would have passed muster there, along with getting the training to learn more languages if I decided I wanted to.
Not really m8. Im autistic AF. I have just figired out a way to use my autism in order to control my autism. Its a bit tricky but with some experimenting it's easy.
Whats the full recipe?
Because she doesn't exist
We got an insurance check which was expected but we also recieved a second check that we have no idea why we recieved it or who it's from. Took it to bank and it cleared tho so 450$ is 450$.
Sure as hell hope you're right, for now I got mankind's invention, nicotine and alcohol to put up with it
No matter, you know me better for Chelsea anyways
Night Haruhi
Its all I can really do tbh
cya
Yeah but her and Rin are the best at chicken fighting!
This too shall pass then things will get better. Life's all about them highs and lows.
>we just really focus on the lows.
>dating my wife when she was 15 and I was 20
MODS MODS MODS
PAEDOPHILE DETECTED!
goodnight haruhi
Interpol that's pretty sick. What kind of job?
What kind of experiments?
but it doesn't change anything how I see you
That's irrelevant
I think you showed me it before
Not penny
'Tis true, but used it I have not.
stronget.
check these digitz.
I claim Alice2.
*Hugs yuno*. Itll all make sense and get better soon.
Learn words before you throw them around ya dumb fuck.
Also her mom/dad knew the whole time. Now were 20/25
Trial and error. Find some strangers and use your autism to think "what would a normie do" then do it.
Kisses the shinoa suddenly
Also goodnight everyone i have to get up before 5 am tomorrow