>Be me (17 years old)
>Go out to watch a movie with friends
> Left an unrolled blunt on my table
> Come back home and parents are out and it's gone
> Parents are coming home in 30 minutes
How fucked am I Sup Forums?
>Be me (17 years old)
>Go out to watch a movie with friends
> Left an unrolled blunt on my table
> Come back home and parents are out and it's gone
> Parents are coming home in 30 minutes
How fucked am I Sup Forums?
Chut up.
It's just weed. You aren't edgy and you aren't cool.
How should I explain it to them though
"Dear mom and dad,
I smoke weed.
Love,
PS I post this shit on Sup Forums before I tell you guys."
I'm serious, I think i'll just say that my friends forced me to or something like that
Depending on how serious your parents are, they'll take it out on your friends, possibly calling their parents, is it worth it? Just say its a one time thing, wont happen again yadda yadda (continue fucking rippin it)
They're really serious about shit like this, asian parents and stuff like that.
What age are you 10 ? Grow some balls and take responsibility for your actions fag
My relationship with my parents will never be the same if I took responsibility
Just say you tried it and didn't like it
Or are you just worried thell instaboot your pussy ass when you turn 18?
maybe they just threw it out cause it was some skank weed and they just out buying u some good ass kush
MODS MODS
I hope that's the case but no, it's some car insurance thing since someone hit our car and ran.
we found the marijuanas
quickly!!! film your suicide before mods ban you for underage
tell them you confiscated it from a troubled kid at school cause u care about people and you D.A.R.E.D
At least you didn't leave a black hooker out like I did....
>asian parents
>not knee grows
+1
Just tell them it was that or heroin. At lest it's not heroin.
They're back, I told them that my friends told me to try it and that i'll never do something like that ever again and that i'll stop being their friend
what did your parents say?
They made my fucking ears bleed and gave me a lecture on why weed is the worst thing ever in the world while using broken english, and they're arguing rn downstairs for some reason
They're just squabbling over who gets to blaze the confiscated blunt.
Maybe they are going to thank you for it, faggot. Might be the best night they had together since you were born and they've been stuck dealing with your faggoty ass ever since.
>be 17
>be underage
>be b&
Tell them it makes you happy
If dubs, you tell them you've converted to rastafarianism
Holy shit three 77 dubs in a row what the actual fuck
Dubs talk OP
kek wills for him to convert I guess
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Satan trips confirmed
Op is kill by chinky rents
666 checked
Holy shit the 77s is this real life
Another 77 wtf is going on
Really wish I didn't have to watch some guy fuck a cantaloupe all night.
Thank you based chinkbluntz for granting us this thread of much gets
What's up with all the dubs here
Top kek
Too bad OP is grounded and they took his phone, he's missing out on these tasty dubzzz
This is now a get thread
Dubs and OP has to sneak into his parents room at night to try steal his joint back without getting caught
checked
Deny everything, if they press the issue tell them the Jews are trying to set you up
I want a 77 also :(
>Be asian parents
>Come home to empty house
>Find some dirt ass weed on table
>smoke the dirt weed
>fuck wife
>leave house to figure out punishment for the little faggot with dirt weed
Dubs and OP has to admit he's tried heroin and that weed was his gayway drug
>gayway drugs
Holy fuck this can't be real life
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This is deffo a get thread
WITNESSED
if dubs -- tell your parents that you've been smoking meth
checking
>checking a post that hasn't been made yet
checkem
Dubs and OP has to try sucking his dads dick as a way of saying sorry for the weed
OP's dad is reaming his asshole
nice digits
y'all pretty cool too ;)
Dubs confirmed
Checkem
Bro, life is just a long chain of parental disappointments. Get over it, grow some balls, and stand up for what you're into. They'll get over it.
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Get a life and stop smoking weed you filthy degenerate. At least wait until your soft spot hardens up underage b&
Lol
Dubbin' in a GET thread
>check me out niggers
get used to your parents yelling and shit
unless you really pull yourself together
Jah makes dubs