Be me (17 years old)

>Be me (17 years old)

>Go out to watch a movie with friends

> Left an unrolled blunt on my table

> Come back home and parents are out and it's gone

> Parents are coming home in 30 minutes

How fucked am I Sup Forums?

Chut up.

It's just weed. You aren't edgy and you aren't cool.

How should I explain it to them though

"Dear mom and dad,

I smoke weed.

Love,

PS I post this shit on Sup Forums before I tell you guys."

I'm serious, I think i'll just say that my friends forced me to or something like that

Depending on how serious your parents are, they'll take it out on your friends, possibly calling their parents, is it worth it? Just say its a one time thing, wont happen again yadda yadda (continue fucking rippin it)

They're really serious about shit like this, asian parents and stuff like that.

What age are you 10 ? Grow some balls and take responsibility for your actions fag

My relationship with my parents will never be the same if I took responsibility

Just say you tried it and didn't like it

Or are you just worried thell instaboot your pussy ass when you turn 18?

maybe they just threw it out cause it was some skank weed and they just out buying u some good ass kush

MODS MODS

I hope that's the case but no, it's some car insurance thing since someone hit our car and ran.

we found the marijuanas

quickly!!! film your suicide before mods ban you for underage

tell them you confiscated it from a troubled kid at school cause u care about people and you D.A.R.E.D

At least you didn't leave a black hooker out like I did....

>asian parents

>not knee grows

+1

Just tell them it was that or heroin. At lest it's not heroin.

They're back, I told them that my friends told me to try it and that i'll never do something like that ever again and that i'll stop being their friend

what did your parents say?

They made my fucking ears bleed and gave me a lecture on why weed is the worst thing ever in the world while using broken english, and they're arguing rn downstairs for some reason

They're just squabbling over who gets to blaze the confiscated blunt.

Maybe they are going to thank you for it, faggot. Might be the best night they had together since you were born and they've been stuck dealing with your faggoty ass ever since.

>be 17
>be underage
>be b&

Tell them it makes you happy

If dubs, you tell them you've converted to rastafarianism

Holy shit three 77 dubs in a row what the actual fuck

Dubs talk OP

kek wills for him to convert I guess

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Satan trips confirmed

Op is kill by chinky rents

666 checked

Holy shit the 77s is this real life

Another 77 wtf is going on

Really wish I didn't have to watch some guy fuck a cantaloupe all night.

Thank you based chinkbluntz for granting us this thread of much gets

What's up with all the dubs here

Top kek

Too bad OP is grounded and they took his phone, he's missing out on these tasty dubzzz

This is now a get thread

Dubs and OP has to sneak into his parents room at night to try steal his joint back without getting caught

checked

Deny everything, if they press the issue tell them the Jews are trying to set you up

I want a 77 also :(

>Be asian parents
>Come home to empty house
>Find some dirt ass weed on table
>smoke the dirt weed
>fuck wife
>leave house to figure out punishment for the little faggot with dirt weed

Dubs and OP has to admit he's tried heroin and that weed was his gayway drug

>gayway drugs

Holy fuck this can't be real life

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This is deffo a get thread

WITNESSED

if dubs -- tell your parents that you've been smoking meth

checking

>checking a post that hasn't been made yet

checkem

Dubs and OP has to try sucking his dads dick as a way of saying sorry for the weed

OP's dad is reaming his asshole

nice digits

y'all pretty cool too ;)

Dubs confirmed

Checkem

Bro, life is just a long chain of parental disappointments. Get over it, grow some balls, and stand up for what you're into. They'll get over it.

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Get a life and stop smoking weed you filthy degenerate. At least wait until your soft spot hardens up underage b&

Lol

Dubbin' in a GET thread

>check me out niggers

get used to your parents yelling and shit
unless you really pull yourself together

Jah makes dubs