Hey Sup Forums I need help identifying this rock. It was found at the bottom of a hill in central illinois in the woods...

Hey Sup Forums I need help identifying this rock. It was found at the bottom of a hill in central illinois in the woods. It looks to be a nutting stone some sort of a grinding bowl. It was caked in dirt but when washed off shows this symbol and the word Unforgiven on it. What the hell is this? Any help would be great.

Back side

IPhone for scale

thats a rock my man

Its a nutting stone? Can i borrow it for..... scientific... purposes?

oh, that's just another one of those Peruvian "Unforgiven" rocks. wash it in hot water and the outer layer comes right off.

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Its called a summoners stone.
you throw it at someones head and it summons blood. trust me im a sircerer.

looks like a shitty Ægishjálmr.

cool kids think that you can do magic with them.

HA! the connection, pegans use a morter and pestle to grind up regents and shit for spells. AND the have spells that require burrieing things ritually.

The are pretty dumb, and none of it is based on anything more historical than 1968. my sister is one and they do stupid in the woods stuff all the time.

It looks like a stone that you use to check if things are level.

Why are you putting the nutting stone on your dick and not your nuts? Someone never learned how to play with nutting stones as a kid lol fag

Or even like a stone that you use so papers on your table don't fly away.

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you use the indent for your thumb for grip to hold the stone and smash it against ables head

What the fuck did Able ever do to you ya petty cunt?

brought me a shitty sacrifice bru

>being an ablesit

>It looks to be a nutting stone
>big gaping hole in it
Looks like you better nut, m8.

Chaos magick sigil

That's not what "nutting stone" means.
You're supposed to put one of your nuts in the indention and hit it with another rock.
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Shut up YHVH no one cares.

>nutting stone
>but don't nut
Whatever, fag.

Unless the nut happens to be just slightly too small or too big of course, then you're screwed.

this.

> Be from central Illinois
> Hanging out with bros
> Fuck man, there's nothing to do.
> OHFUCK.jpeg
> I found this rock
> Most god damn exciting thing to happen in central Illinois ever.
> Time for a fucking adventure
> Go home with rock bro
> All I have in my central Illinois room is another rock
> And White-Out
> Proceed to make a masterpiece that will be the envy of everyone in central Illinois
> After 45 minutes, my work is complete
> Write unforgiven because I'm an angsty teen from central Illinois
> Carve a hole in the back because fuck you I can
> Realize I'm bored again
> Throw rock out of my closed window
> Fuck central Illinois.

my name is chad and im from central illinois but i lol'ed at this. good work, kind gentlesir.

*tips trillby"

that is the rock General Custer used to kill Hitler in his bunker at Flanders.
It's a national heirloom get to the Smithsonian stat

I mean there was that one thing a lil bit back in Washington IL but eh.

that's a palm rock used for creating fires with sticks

can confirm was sent to wilderness school

>use a morter and pestle to grind up regents and shit

Excuse me? No filthy plebeian is going to be grinding up THIS Regent, I can assure you.