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Glam faggots fuck off

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First for black metal qties

there are no glam metal faggots, only glam metal Übermenschen

You have 20 seconds to write a completely original metal verse lyric go

Memes

JESUS ÜBER ALLES
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I've got the urge to go look for buried treasure right now arrghh Jim lad

UHUHUHU
HUHUHUH
UUUUUUUUGHghg
HUUUUUUUHG

>people think glam metal is good

...

This is not what I want you to hear right now,
but our time is running out.
So far removed from what you need to know.
Words too hard to handle;
our time is running out.
We're by glamposters encircled

glam does not belong in this genral, if you want to talk about hard rock, start a separate thread

aint got no jewelry still im shining hard
aint got no bodyguard walkin solo though the mall
bitches they see me and be like there he go

WE ARE THE (________)

Kek
Do you think Stanne listens to glam

for the power of the eternal steel of the might of the astral knights
shut up you stupid finnish otter

nice stale facebook meme, glamfags truley are cancer

GLAM GLAM GLAM GLAM GLAM
GLAM FOREEEEVAAAAARR
FOREEEVAAAR GLAM
TONIGHT!!

His hands are sweaty
Knees weak, lamps ready
There is blood is on sweater already
Euro's spaghetti

entering financally risky buisness deals with satan
for i am a rock'n roll stock broker

who are the kings of metalcore norma jean or every time I die

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t. extreme metal nu-male

Satan thou art who thou be-eth
Youeth arth thine owneth shiningeth star
Destroyeth thine holyiest christ in thou hearteth
Drinketh the blood of blacketh raven wings

>non old english plebs will say this is not entaligentith

sorry, i don't listen to scenecore

UGH

*bass solo*

SATAN

>for the power of the eternal steel of the might of the astral knights
that one probably exists

What are some opinions that are only held by nu-males? I'll get us started

>Iron Maiden's first 2 albums aren't utter shit
>Far Away from the Sun is better than Storm of the Light's Bane
>South of Heaven isn't Slayer's best album
>Glam is a subgenre of metal

What else?

Probably.

That reminds me

>Stanne going over the bands he likes in some promo video for Atoma
>Picks out a Mercyful Fate album and a Merciless album
>One of the songs on Atoma is called Merciless Fate

truly a breathtaking creative process

ids a bears :DDDD nod odder dummie :DDDD

I even enjoy BMTH more. They have way better chugs.

your favourite band is shit

SPACE dun dun duh
SPACE dun dun dun
SPACE dun dun dun
ALIENS ARE FUCKIN REAL!
SPACE dun dun dun
SPACE dun dun dun
SPACE dun dun dun

>glam metal isn't metal
>black sabbath is metal
>extreme metal isn't nu-male
those are the nu-male opinions

Anyone has the noontide album cover in decent quality?

THE ALIENS THE ALIENS ARE HERE!

scenes been dead for 7 years now, get out of the past user
your taste in music sucks then

Are any of these bands worth seeing this year?

Kataklysm
Kreator
Morbid Angel
Pentagram
Saxon

SAXON YES

No, my taste doesn't suck. It has a sense of diversity which yours doesn't and that makes you a fucking pleb.

Lebanon confirmed for nu-male

>Kataklysm
shitty band that attracts redneck retards that want a power trip
>Kreator
no
>Morbid Angel
no
>Pentagram
absolute meme joke band that isn't even comically bad
>Saxon
Ehh, dad metal but ok.

link thread

pentagram before bobby dies

can you people even name 5 good riffs?

just F I V E and they have to be good

SAXON! The best heavy metal band in the multiverse!
>nu-males will disagree with me

What do you guys think of the claim that this is the first metal song ever made?

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>skip to 0:34

Vektor - Charging the Void

first nu male metal sure

>the beattles
that's the first nu-male song ever made then

Immortal - Tyrants or One by One
Bolt Thrower - Entrenched
Kalmah - They Will Return
Dissection - Black Dragon
Amon Amarth - Guardians of Asgaard

this is the best song of megadeth
prove me wrong
protip: you can't
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Was that the same video where he said one of his favorite albums was Music for the Masses

>asked to name riffs
>names songs

Is this proto thrash
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>The main riff from each song

fucking memers when will they leave

Power and Glory - Saxon
2 Minutes to Midnight - Iron Maiden
La Espada Sagrada - Riff
Stand Up And Shout - Dio
Welcome to Hell - Venom

obviously it's not dead if those bands still find a market for their music

yea these were pretty good

but i bet you can't show me one good unriff

more like proto-speed

Scorpions and Drought - Deathspell Omega intro

Life is hard
And so am I
Gonna get Satan
To suck me dry
Ohhh baby, yeah.

so what would be the accompanying riff here?

and how would the vocalist say it?

i was thinking maybe like lemmy

My favorite
I was thinking Lemmy-like too

>>partially the reason I love the deathspell omega trilogy so much

>2017
>I pretend to understand DSO meme still alive and well

Best Melvins album

That nigger looks like he is swimming in some ABRASIVE SWIRLING MUCK (tm)

I'm broken
Symphony of destruction
Reign in blood
Aesthetics of hate
ObZen

that's an indian you retard

Doesn't look like no redskin to me

wwhere can i discuss the music of sunn ?

INDIAN from INDIA, that's a dravidian you iliterate fuck

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

translation for non sunn hipsters:Not here

i think i saw a noise general around maybe check it out

but why not discuss it here anyway since you're already here

what do you like about it?

>when i uncover a treasure trove of glam and light metal

Anything in Rust in peace except for Dawn patrol and maybe Take no prisoners is better than this

I am going to see them live the 17th. I like drone music and I like metal so what is not to like?

has anyone here seen them live? what should i do? i hope they have dec merch

Post sinister riffs.

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seeing them too, shall be lit

Please recomend me some glam. Do you lads have like an essential chart or something like that?

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What music do people who call others nu-males listen to?

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Glam

Post keyboard riffs

nu^2-male core

Arrange these meme bands on a nu male scale:

Alcest
Batushka
Burzum
Diapsiquir
Megadeth
W****n
G***t
Iron Maiden
Death
Antaeus
Deafheaven
Summoning
At The Gates
Napalm Death
Kreator
Sabaton
Ulver
Revenge
Radiohead

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you won't find any more sinister riffs after this one

>W****n
>G***t
What

Is that who machine head were singing about then?

mfw south of heaven riff

Did Venom invent all of metal?

From less numale to most numale
Kreator < Burzum < Napalm Death < Death < Sabaton < Megadeth < Iron Maiden < The rest

Watain and Ghost, I think

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>0:18

Rotting Ways to Misery is another good one off this album.

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how it watain nu male

Why is that Batushka album just a bunch of riffs from Waters of Ain spread over 8 songs?

lalala
look at we go
lalala
look at we go

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what the fuck?

it just got worse

I got this too but in Sup Forums instead of here

Uhh
Yeah
Get (here we go here we go)
TEXAS
THRASHED
HOO-AH
TIME FOR YOU TO WALK ON HOME
OUT OF TEXAS