Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now claimed ^^

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Aww.

So did you kill any bad wererats?

Smells bad call of duty virgin ugly Mountain Dew fat

Chen is a bad person

Well I wouldn't want to shoot someone nice like you.
Ah! I haven't had Mountain Dew in years

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No, but we almost pissed off a werebear!
>I fireballed a camp o low level bandits
>Incinerated them all
>Fireball explosion caught forest on fire
>Set fire to an Ent
>We had 2 fight 2 Ents
>Immediately after, we encountered 2 cave trolls
>Used Suggestion to convince one of them to attack the other
>They fought till one died
>We then had to fight the remaining one
>Took it out decently fast
And this wasn't even the stupidest shit that happened tonight.

Mavis pls.

Nice feet.

I can't help it sometimes

Nice fireball. Crazy stuff happens when you want it, as long as the DM doesnt railroad you into single courses of action.

> Mountain Dew
What do you take me for, get that weak ass shit outta here. Dr Pepper all the way.

Thanks. I wouldn't want to shoot you either.

Yuno claimed

Yuno cute.
Also checked.

still here

>Got a puzzle ball out of the loot from the cave trolls
>Managed to open it
>I now got a luck fairy
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FUCKING HIT THINGS NOW!

Thanks, she is
Hanako a qt too

How? Chen's always nice to me.
Shoot me with what..?

Tomo.

She is a crazy cutie. but thats why we like her.

Fufu wouldn't you like to know.

Just finished Nazo no Kanojo X. She's a bit of a wierdo but I like it

The manga or the anime adaptation?

Is it your semen?

The anime adaptation, planning on reading the manga ASAP

You're not really built to hit things. You're built to get other people to hit them for you. Though I guess you could hybrid somewhat. Is he running you guys through quickly or are you just that unlucky?

Oh yea you know it. Yandere best dere
What's weird about her?

me

Claim

As far as I know the anime stopped where the manga started to drop in quality. But it's probably still worth the read.

Well, that wasn't what i was originally thinking, but now that you put it like that..

Close. Tsundere is best dere.

So what are you doing up this late?

well dont feel like sleeping and im playing a game

I took like, one damaging spell in each spell slot. I've been heavily relying on fireball though, since it takes a saving throw, rather than my rolling to hit. Most the time I have to roll to hit, I'm missing, or just BARELY hitting. In the 25 hours we've played, I have never rolled a crit.

I feel like tsundere is a bit over rated.

It's still alright but I'd rather have someone immedeatly love me than have to be treated like shit and then be loved

Well, she have scissors in her panties, and she share a bond of drool with her boyfriend. But she's a pretty genuine girl, I've rarely seen a relationship that realistic in an anime.

Yeah I'm aware, but I was sooo much hooked on her that I'm willing to read it anyway

Well maybe you need some dice. I have a set that seems to consistently roll high for inane shit and stuff that looks cool, but never give me what I need. You should run with burning hands. Lightning bolt is pretty fun too.

Himedere is best dere. Tsun is nice when done right, and I agree with you, I don't understand why so many people that don't like being abused like tsuns.

Good reason. also damn that pic is adorable.

I feel you, i think it's a little over saturated these days.

all tomo pics are adorable

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
>you dont get to say unless its dubs or more
>I wont add anything, sorry toothpaste guy
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

You're such a pervert.

Exactly, it just has to be done right.

roll for you to drink warm milk and go to bed

I do. We've been just using the online dice roller Roll20 uses. I'm sure actual dice would give me more reliable results though.

That sounds really uncomfortable
I might be misunderstanding what a bond of drool is. But that doesn't sound realistic
I'll give you one thing, she is cute
>Himedere
Are you joking? That's the bitchies personality in the world

The only time I liked tsun was in Steins;gate
So we can agree Yan is best
might as well roll

Roll

This is true.

Hey now, it was you that thought of that first.
And yes, i am.

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good taste you have

Roll

Time to kms

Reroll

Go go dubs

I smell like sex

Roll.

Unfortunately not, Tsun is still best.

The 7s elude you

Hanako, I have to go, I don't want to but I have to. goodnight.
chen a cute

Well she shares her drool with her boyfriend (well that's one of the fancy bits of the relationship) but except for a few points it's pretty realistic. She's not the kind of girl from your typical romance anime. She's sad when her BF hurts her, but she's not one to get on her knees and beg. She gets turned on by her BF, but she's not the one who'll jump on him just for sex. She's not submissive, dependent or a tsundere. She's one of kind in the realm of romance anime IMO. I know that I might not describe it with the good words, but it's pretty interesting to watch.

It's ok, i need to be going soon too. Goodnight.

Seems we have that in common.

Ugh, let's just agree bear costumes are best
Alright so what you're saying is she isn't a ultimatum of any personality. Just a moderate normal girl?

>That's the bitchies personality in the world
Exactly why I like it, but I'm not a conventional case.

Pretty much yes. And in an ocean of unrealistic girls, that was pretty refreshing.

well im going to go lie down. bye

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck are Waifus Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Can you explain why you like being treated like you're worth nothing?
Ah. That makes sense then. But I think for most, including me, it's some sort of escapism and unrealistic girls help with that
Lewd robot. Been a while since I've seen you

That we can agree on.

Alright goodnight.

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Well i'm gonna head to be now. Goodnight everyone.

Sweet dreams

Usually it would be the same for me, but she was so much similar to an ex (especially in her appearance) that I loved her instantly

Kuudere.

Can't really explain why, I just do. I like it when it feels like my partner is way superior to me, I enjoy pain and stacking frustration for a while until I can finally get it all released.
Heh, this is something I avoid talking about here for some reason.

yeah i know. I'm bad for disappearing.

I see, that makes a bit more sense.
If your ex looked like that I congratulate you sir, she was a qt
Feelings are hard to put into words that's for sure.
That's certainly a first hearing this, why do you want to avoid it?
If you want to answer that is up to you ofcourse
Would you say you need punishment?
How have you been?

Depends, what kind of punishment officer?
>where have you been
Life just sorta caught up to me and i lost interest in posting here.

How about a nice and totally harmless shower?
>>where have you been
Though that interests me as well, not what I asked
Glad you drop by once or twice though
How has life been then?

I don't really know. I'm a boring person and what else will I talk about with waifufags in private?

>Not what i asked
Well I'm a dumbass. I've been fine. Just tired as usual. What about you?

I don't know you well enough to call you interesting but I do know a lot of people like you enough for me to think you can not be boring.
And idk not that different than what you talk about here
Kek I forgive you, I remember your job being tough on you lately, still the case?
I am okay, probably gonna drop out soon enough.

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Thanks. I kinda miss her I think, but that's another story.. Well I'm actually impressed, first time posting on a waifu thread, you guys are pretty nice actually

Oh kek I didn't even realise it's your first time posting here
You fit right in, welcome though
To be honest you came on a good day, thread usually isn't this chill and lively this time of day

youtu.be/sgTf8I3wKyY

I don't even have that job anymore. I'm just living off what i saved up until i can move and get a better job. Glad to hear you're doing fine.

Oh fuck I think you actually told me that already
Sorry late reply something came up I need to go for a bit
Have a good day robot

Waifu is fucking dead

Reminder that if your waifu has pink or green hair her pubic hair ia the same color.

Only if it's her natural colour

That's fine. People forget. Cya

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Awake and gone

カラミチーマス

It didn't work.

bump

trump

-hugs-

Claimed.

Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Rather slow morning.
Fuck Dead Money.