Stoned stories time. I smoke a bit but i dont really have any good stories. love reading about other peoples trips

stoned stories time. I smoke a bit but i dont really have any good stories. love reading about other peoples trips.

>greentext that shit

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One time when I was on high with my friend, we wanted to go buy cookies, we were a little abashed so he asked me about buy cookies. When shopdealer asked me what I want to but I thought about apples (I looked on cookies) and I said "these apples" she looked at me and said "what" and I said again "eemmm, these apples" I looked in her eyes and I didn't know what I said :D and then my friend realized me what I done ;_; I was little blushing but, nice story to keep in memory :D Cookies were wonderful. :D

I had a Weekend with Family just now and was high the whole time. Im still high.

one high i got so high that i felt good and started doing shit normal people do but people just told me i was fucking weird cause of the fact they knew i was high

>be me
>first experience with weed
>it's one brownie from a batch, my boyfriend had one too
>we both start tripping
>powerful fucking scrambled eggs brain kicks in
>at this point I'm trying to play CS but end up just shooting the wall and attacking teammates getting myself kicked, end up feeling weird and dizzy
>decide to sit on the bed and watch videos with bf
>we start peaking and slowly wears off over the next half hour
>suddenly get a massive panic attack and start projectile vomiting all over the clothes on my floor
>head is spinning, eyes are numb, whole body tingling, DPDR setting in
>literally feels like I'm dying because of the weed
>hours and hours pass of me intermittently puking and slipping in and out of a sitting sleep
>finally lay down and sleep four hours after I had the brownie

>still ill, dpdr'd for the whole next day

Turns out the brownie batch had four ounces in the butter. Never again.

...

> be me
> 14 years old, in high school
> ultra nerd, desperate for acceptance from the cool kids
> have one friend, who has more popularity than me (he probably had about 4 friends)
> gets invited to party with some of the cool kids
> tag along
> at party
> failiing at small talk, just ends in awkward staring
> after a while of failure realise im completely unwanted
> friend calls out from the garden
> "user, get over here"
> smell the weed drugs
> "have you smoked before user? its the good shit"
> smoke
>blackness.jp2
> can't understand what anyones saying
> dont really feel like moving
> "user? what do you think?
> have been asked question, haven't been listening, panic
> "errrmmm...."
> mind is empty
> focus so hard on answering question, end up peeing myself
> everyone laughs at me
> am so high i cant even understand the situation
> go home and sleep
> go to school on monday, realise I've managed to become even less popular
> new nickname: pee pants
> change schools
> still unpopularfag
> some chad from old school moves to new school, some months later and tells new classmates about pee pants
> can't escape my past
> doomed to failure forever
> this was 10 years ago now, can't help but feel the experience shaped the person i've become

So my friend and I have birthdays that are like a week apart, so we go really high and went out for a night drinking with some other friends.
We were hungry, so we went to a nearby 7/11, and they warned me that they normally kicked out drunk/high people. They asked me if I could handle being in public, and I said yeah, of course. I tried my very best to act normal while there, just looked for something to eat.
I heard one of the whispering to me, like "dude, look where you are"

I was behind the counter. I had actually opened and went past the swinging door and went behind the counter. Never got kicked out though, still got to buy my snacks.

greentext it you pricks

>be me
>inject marijuana
>feelsgoodman.jpg

kk

...

>smoked weed
>it was the 80s
>Ronald McDonald Reagan and Mr. T became irrationally angry
>Chased me down and kicked my ass, because 80s and War on Drugs
>Reagan says "prepare your anus"
>zips out his 12-inch cock
>fucks me hard in the ass
>whispers "Pot is bad for ya'
>Mr. T faps in a corner
>After several energy-filled thrusts, Mr. Reagan cums deep inside my ass
>instantly pulls out long, beautiful cock
>throws bag of weed at me
>says "Here, don't tell anyone"
>Ronnie pulls his pants up before I could stare at his cum-covered cock any longer
>runs off with Mr. T
>I'm sitting there, thinking "okay."
>Craves for both cock and weed constantly nowadays

Yea buddy, I've got one.

>be me
>7 years ago
>started smoking weed on a daily basis
>usually shitty weed, so my tolerance was very low
>friend of mine was leaving out to California for a week to visit family
>he comes back with dank weed that could green out a fucking elephant in one toke
>I take a giant hit from a 2 foot bong at said friends house
>immediately regretted it
>start flipping shit thinking I'm going to die
>I remember staring at an oscillating fan for what seemed like 2 hours
>decide to go home
>get on bike
>pedal home as fast as possible
>get home and go straight to bathroom
>read that cool showers could sober you up a bit
>do exact opposite
>fill a bath with water hotter than the surface of the sun
>sit in water
>3rd degree burns
>gtfo and go back to my moms bedroom
>tell her I'm high
>mfw I was so high I snitched myself out
>stayed high for 4 more hours
>went to school the next day
>pretended like my friend didn't see me flip my shit

>> can't help but feel the experience shaped the person i've become
In a positive or negative way ?

>be turning 22
>friend has birthday a week apart from mine
>get high as shit on wax
>other friends pick us up
>go to bar/restaurant with electronic gambling screen
>hit and turn $5 into $80 with a 4-of-a-kind
>hang out at their place and drink
>get hankering for a snack
>we head to 7/11
>they warn me they like to kick out high/drunk people
>say I can handle it
>go in shop, doing my own thing, looking for food
>hear one of them whisper
broyourebehindthecounter.ogg
>look around to find that I have gone past the swinging door behind the register counter
>never got kicked out
>still got to buy my shit
>mfw

Also, if you open this image in another tab, highlight the image, then click on the address bar, it will look like she's hotboxing

>be me
>16 years old, just started college
>convinced my friends to hit a bong instead of smoking a joint
>baring in mind we had only smoked for about a month
>went up to the local woods
>went deep into some shrub as not to be seen
>no one could clear the bong as our lungs were weak at the time
>friend proceeded to try and clear it
>friend spills bong over self as he proceeds to fall back into the prickle bush behind us
>we pull him up and his has thrones stuck in his back and on his arms
>we just started walking away from us not saying a word
>we sprint after him to see if hes okay
>we was breathing really heavily claiming he couldn't see he was crying
>he started to walking towards a really deep drop that would have killed him
>we had to hold him until he was "conscious again"
>that took at least 10 minuets

I always smoke with this friend and nothing like that has have happened again hes not the type of guy to put on a show or anything either. Anyone have a clue what happened? He didn't vomit either.

Lmao

>be me
>be small female
>13 years old at the time
>hit bong 8 times
>ohfuck.jpeg
>decide to go outside, first bad decision
>decide to text my friends
>looking around at trees, start to freak out
>incoherently texting my friends about how terrifying plants are
>call my friend
>start rambling about how i am afraid the trees will be like the ones from wizard of oz
>go inside
>look at mom
>"mom, i'm really high and i'm afraid."
>go to sleep
>wake up and look at texts
>//cringe//
>honestly looks like i typed all of these with a dick
>go to school
>friends told my history teacher
>bad reputation in middle school
>move away years later
>start dating drug dealer
>shit faced 4 life

>be me
>be 17
>walked into gas station with friend after smoking a few bowls
>laughed at a bag of Doritos for 20 minutes
>left not realizing i never bought the chips until several hours later
>a year later
>quit the dank life to stop disappointing family

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As a high person, this entertained me

>Be me
>16
>Second time smoking pot
>Friends have been smoking for years
>mate packs me a cone
>it's filled with keif
>sink it
>spend hours vomiting
>felt like I couldn't move
>next day smoke more

First of all,
>16
>college
>can't even pronouns
As for what happened, sounds like 'we' wasn't getting enough oxygen to his brain due to too big a hit and proceeded to be really high for 10 minutes.

i like your story

hope life works out for you

Thank

>Be me 15 years old
>Been smoking up for a while but not all that experienced
>Friend says hes got new shit
>I walk over and we light up
>I take biggest hit ever
>On bathroom floor not moving
>I am a cube
>Nothing is real anymore
>I am the floor
>Cubes are the floor
>I can't move
>I cum
>I piss twice
>I get naked and come out of bathroom to see friend and 3 other people
>Now called cummie at school
>Best trip of my life

Tits or gtfo

have mine in return

>be me, uhh 17 i think
>smoken weed for the first time
>in St. Andrews, Scotland
>me and a friend go behind a castle by the beach and toke up looking at clouds
>depart later, have to get the bus home
>crossing road on way to bus, actually is the wrong way lmao but i was baked
>suddenly hear beeping and shouting
>o fuck, i walked out in front of a car
>stop to apologise
>look around, theres no car
>now stood by myself baked in the middle of the road
>people on the pavement are watching
>turn around a few times more
>finish crossing the road
>put my hood up
>manage to get on bus home, play on swingset before going inside

Nice

Been a smoker for about six years now 26 from Brisbane, myself and my wife and a mate of mine went to nimbin a few months back if you don't know much about nimbin google the Cunt it's great they have a mardiegrass festavile it's like the only place in oz you're allowed to smoke I guess, like you're not but you are haha well we went there it wasn't a party time of the year but it's pretty off peak, but it's just awesome like Fucking 20mins of walking around saying hello to everyone in there stores or cloths shop some old hippe fella was like hey would u guys like some bud I was like sure 50? No worries bro, he goes to the back of the shop brings out this paper in a tightly folded square, all is well open it up and it's honestly the nicest weed Iv ever laid eyes on for a 50 it was honestly the size of a half oz, smelt like banana and honestly tasted very fruity, life goes on we sit at the pub out the back everyone's chilling kids running around behaving random people giving my 1 year son balloons and saying he is cute all that nice stuff YA know me and my wife are sippen beers and smoking a nice joint life is great. On our way home we get asked by a old lady if we wanted some cookies we are like yes please this can't get much better for a Sunday Fucking drive haha I eat mine missers couldn't really get into hers so I smash that too, all I can say is if you plan on driving after leaving that place you're trip will be honest twice as long back, I was doing 65 in a 100 zone most the time we'll telling my mate too any way because I was like dude you're going way to fast haha. That's my story brother. Definitely check it out one day beautiful place.

greentext that shit

i have a lot of stories to tell but by far this is the best one

>be me
>smoke weed with no name (literally the guy who gave me it didnt knew it)
>start laughing and coughing so hard
>my friend isnt stoned
>10 minutes later
>were both trippin
>we decide to leave the place because it was so cold and I thought I was in skyrim
>we both see a kid
>sofuckingscared.jpg
>start running
>we see him everywhere
>we sit and we both think we are in tokyo
>see kid again
>spend the next 4 hours trying to run from him

sorry if i dont spell good english im spanish

Couldn't be fucked sorry dude. Pulled a few while I was smashing that out

summertime, good music, try some shrooms, let them kick, smoke a few joints with your buds, always a good experience wether it's real funny or good conversations

>> be me
>> 14 years old, in high school
>> ultra nerd, desperate for acceptance from the cool kids
>> have one friend, who has more popularity than me (he probably had about 4 friends)
>> gets invited to party with some of the cool kids
>> tag along
>> at party
>> failiing at small talk, just ends in awkward staring
>> after a while of failure realise im completely unwanted
>> friend calls out from the garden
>> "user, get over here"
>> smell the weed drugs
>> "have you smoked before user? its the good shit"
>> smoke
>>blackness.jp2
>> can't understand what anyones saying
>> dont really feel like moving
>> "user? what do you think?
>> have been asked question, haven't been listening, panic
>> "errrmmm...."
>> mind is empty
>> focus so hard on answering question, end up peeing myself
>> everyone laughs at me
>> am so high i cant even understand the situation
>> go home and sleep
>> go to school on monday, realise I've managed to become even less popular
>> new nickname: pee pants
>> change schools
>> still unpopularfag
>> some chad from old school moves to new school, some months later and tells new classmates about pee pants
>> can't escape my past
>> doomed to failure forever
>> this was 10 years ago now, can't help but feel the experience shaped the person i've become
Answer the question nigger

>eating a whole spiced up brownie without knowing the potency
You've only got yourself to blame.

>be high as fuck
>get into car for some grub
>at micdarnulds drive-thru
I'll have a small cheeseburger, please

>A mate decided to undertake the harrowing task of dumping a bunch of weed into a first time batch of cookies (risky gamble, so many ways to waste the weed).
>He makes them successfully and a bunch of us all go over to his place to perform our culinary duties on these cookies.
>The cookies are hella strong, the whole crew pretty much goes full zombie in their own way.
>Most of us are enjoying it but about 30mins in I realise one dude is freaking out hard in the bathroom. >Look over to dude's best mate lying on the couch next to me and advise him of the situation.

>He rolls over, looks me dead in the eyes and says "shlermp" and rolls back.

Bathroom dude was on his own...

>be me
>be autistic
>be 13
>older bro is a normalfag, insanely popular
>probably feels bad for me
>him and his friend are smoking
>already smoked once but didn't feel shit
>brother thinks if i smoke weed i'll be cool
>take a few tokes from a bong in my back garden (parents were constantly out so never had to worry about being caught)
>feel normal for the first few minutes
>go back inside and look out window
>never been high so wonder what it'd be like to be high
>i start to wonder if i'm getting high
>then it hit me like a fucking car
>turns out it was some good weed
>remember thinking to myself blazed out of my mind for the very first moment i was high 'is this what its like to be high? oh wait shit, i am high'
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>start hallucinating and shit
>most psychedelic experience of my life
>when i get high nowadays i hope that somehow i smoke enough to get to the level i was at
>i never do
if my vision frame my frame was a Polaroid photograph, imagine that being starched and bent around
>my vision fucking warped into bullet time like in the matrix or wanted or someshit
>was looking at a ceiling fan
>thought i saw my dog on the ceiling
>peaked for 2 hours straight
>eventually came down
>never been as high as that since

>Got high with friends
>they put on Big Lez Show
>Spend rest of evening wanting to murder my friends for putting on such shit.

frame by frame, sorry guys its 2am here

>not liking the Big Lez Show
do you actually smoke weed user?

nigga tis true

Story behind this?

I smoked weed once and my mouth felt dry, I had some chocolate milk and felt a lot better.

>Smoke for the first time
>rewatch Trigun with friends
>Smoke, watch anime, love life for a few hours until friends have to leave
>I keep watching Trigun but start to have a tough time following the plot
>Finally come down enough to notice it switched to non subtitled Japanese like 3 episodes ago
>mfw I watched over an hour of anime intently in a language I don't understand

It's mind numbing shit. It was fine the first time but they pretty much stick it on every single time.

im laughing so hard help me

It gets old after a while I will give you that

I don't have a story, but I wanted to share that yesterday I made the strongest infused butter I've ever made and today I ate a quarter of the cake I made with it, I think there's about 1000mg of THC in what I ate.

That was around an hour ago, and I'm getting a body high already - I didn't eat a lot this morning so it's kicking in slightly faster.

I smoked a timebomb of fire gorilla glue number 4 one time, and I swear the world around me was in slow motion

i sometimes do weird shit on my pc when im high, then i come back to my pc later, still baked, and wonder what the fuck ive been doing, pic related

what the fuck is a
>timebomb of fire gorilla glue number 4
are you high?

She injected a whole marijuana

I'm not him, but a timebomb is loading a bowl, then sticking a joint/blunt in it and lighting said joint/blunt. It's a timebomb with a joint as a fuse.

>did that shit when I was a teenager

samefag

for what purpose would you do it that way instead of just smoking the blunt

Me and my group of friends were about to smoke up, trying to defend the lighter from the wind. We light up a bowl and I hit it a couple times, my friend who isn't experienced in weed much hits it like 2 times then comes around a couple more times and hits the bowl a total of 6 times. He then walks across the street and sits next to a tree and I follow and ask "You alright?" which he replies "How the fuck did I get here?" more of the same guy?

Well if you're 14 it's the coolest shit ever. Obviously I haven't done timebombs in years, I agree it's stupid.

i feel the need to share this with anyone who is high aswell at the moment, no need to listen if sober

youtube.com/watch?v=O-9jgNbeDG8

>be 15 years old me
>was stoned a view times
>smoked some weeds
>got high
>I am new here i don't know what to say
>420 blaze it fagit
>i am ur kind now?

you just made me peak

>be me
>first time trying weed
>takes massive bonghit
>lean back in couch and feel like im sinking down into the couch
>i am now a couch
>friend puts on some nice music
>can see the music visualized in front of me
>can hear every detail in the song
>try to explain to my friend how i feel
>i dont even feel like moving or opening my mouth to say anything
>lay there for about an hour until i realize i had only eaten breakfast that day
>get some kebab
>best kebab ever

Nothing spectacular. Just wanted to share
pic related: mfw i am couch

youtube.com/watch?v=hd2cfuexAXs&index=4&list=RD1pwCgBhvck8

I was watching the television and realized that it wasn't real and was all acting and I felt sad

>Nothing spectacular

I'm going to say that it must have been pretty spectacular for you.

guys help me. I used to enjoy my highs. Lately im getting so anxious, it feels like i cant think or act

>be me 20sumfin years ago
>be playing in band
>at practice space on July 4 with band
>drummer brings insane shit
>smoke
>play
>rinse and repeat
>wake up on floor
>get fireworks out of car
>bring them to practice room
>open window, shoot rockets out window
>smoke
>shoot
>rinse and repeat
>put lots of rockets together
>light
>fucktons of smoke in room from rockets
>finally clears
>look out window
>be cops right below
>fug fug fug fug fug
>full on we fugged fugue
>grab stash, grab rest of fireworks
>flush stash, dump fireworks
>building has card entry only - owner is on opposite coast and can't be reached

destroyed stash and fireworks in a high as fuck paranoid state

>get high every day from the age of 17, to 21
>cant remember jack shit
>used to have good memory
When will people stop praising this drug for its good and start looking at the bad?

your fault you abused it and couldn't toke up say once a month with some friends like a sane person.

Yes, Indeed it was.
But i guess its nothing special to you guys, since im kind of a rookie when it comes to weed.

>I am now a couch
kek
Though that sounds more like an LSD or shroom trip

That wasn't weed

what was it then

sometimes I get panicky from smoking weed and it really pisses me off. Last night I smoked a small amount and it was super pleasant then the familiar dread kicked in. This time though I refuses to panic. felt my heartbeat and realised it was not going to explode. Realised that brain fog is not permanent and being high does not last that long. Dread went away and I was willing myself to panic and it wouldn't come back. The rest of the high was euphoric really. Just ate food fapped listened to music and chained cigs, eventually passed out and woke up refreshed and my skin felt nice

"trips"

spice?

What's dpdr?

Forget about it and leave this this thread please.

First bad trip of my life. It was fucking amazing.

>be me, 15 or something
>parents gone, invite all the best friends at my house
>still young so start the party early
>have weed and hash
>first joint of hash, i'm the only one down to smoke it
>so i just smoke the whole thing alone
>start to feel really weird and disoriented
>remember i haven't eaten anything in the whole day
>ok well let's cook some pastas
>have difficulties walking
>friends are good friends, they see i'm struggling in my state so they help me
>all of the sudden a girl come running and screaming to me
>"user there's your grandmother at the door !"
>panic.jpg
>go at the door
>solve the problem, acting real sobber
>she even propose to bring some fucking cookies
>"bye grandma", close the door
>suddenly feels like i'm dropping in a rollercoaster
>i actually get on the ground
>the stress is hitting me with delay
>can't handle anything, loosing my mind by the seconds
>go in the toilets, to protect myself
>pass out on the toilets
>now i'm a fucking giraffe eating some leaves in a tree
>now i'm a planet, my name is jupiter, being a planet is fucking boring
>now i'm piloting the toilets room through space
>that part lasted a bit because it was amazing and i was in some kind of a race
>finish race
>open eyes
>wat ? Who am i and where am i ?
>i was expecting to be a giraffe but i just woke up facing toilets
>still feeling weird
>vomit almost nothing
>i feel fantastic and hungry now
>get out of the toilets
>i probably stayed a good 30 min in there
>see that my friends are very worried about me
>"user ! WE WERE WORRIED WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWERED ?"
>"sorry, i felt bad for a moment, didn't hear you"
>"you were locked up in there for almost 4 hours !"
>WaitWatDidYouJustSaid.gif
>night outside, it's like midnight
>sit down with friends and eat pasta while looking at some tv shows

What a weird fucking journey

>be me
>be 14
>in a large shed smoking, at a vacant house
>with friends, L, R, D and J
>L & R go to leave
>"yo we'll be right back"
>continue to burn until J decides to go home
>"i'll catch you guys at school"
>a few mins go by then D decides to go home
>was D and J's first time so they got paranoid for some reason
>all alone, "damn where is L and R?" I thought to myself
>hear a dude's voice
>"finally" i say as i look out of the shed
>see a trio of senior citizens enter the back yard
MFW.gif
>bunch of weed on a workbench
>slide it all on the floor
>nugs galore
>pick up the big ones and put them in my pocket
>lighter as well
>bowl in between boxers and skin
>thankfully there is a back door to the shed
>peek out front door to see where they are
>3 tangos, 12 o'clock, 10 meters
>back is faced to me
>on all fours out back door
>creep around corner
>possible hostiles have not moved
>look forward
>see some bushes then a dog house thwn another bush
>fucking rolling to each point of cover
>at last bush
>fence is about 5 feet away
>look at the people, "fuck it"
>get up, sprint and clear wooden fence, hands assisted
>sprint home

Old fag here. Grew up in rural area. Many years ago on Saturday night girlfriend home sick - can't find any of my friends to party with. Before cell phones (like i said - old fag). Bored as fuck. Decide to wash and clean out car. Find 2 forgotten about rolled doobs in glove box and couple three bucks in change. WTF party by myself. Buy couple quarts of beer. Leave town and drink beer and smoke joint. In the middle of bumfuck nowhere driving 20 MPH. Look in mirror see flashing red and blue lights. Fuck man 5-0. Sped up and turn at next crossroad. TFW they all turn behind me. Fuck, Speed up again and turn into first driveway I see. Suddenly surrounded by firetrucks and cop cars. Drunk stoned me drove to the exact spot where barn was on fire. Blocked in for like 45 minutes afraid to get out of car.

ahah straight up bro one of my first times smoking I thought I was in skyrim too

>be me 20
>at a party with alot of friends
>party is going good
>a bit drunk
>bro comes next to me
>says his friend outside are smoking weed
>ask if i wanna join
>whythefucknot.jpg
>go outside and hit it
>took like 4-5 real deep breaths
>nicotin kicks in (i never smoked b4 aswell)
>dizzy as fuck
>sit down for 5 mins
>okay im ready to party now
>friends are in there
>my mouth is dry as fuck
>got to find sth to drink
>meet my friend on the way who was high aswell
>he says something about the cool light effects
>look up and see one of this disco lights which change to a random color if the bass kicks
>start predicting the next color with my friend
>laughing like crazy if we get it right
>after a while i told him i need to drink something
>room is almost empty
>mfw i spent over 2 hours predicting colors of a fucking disco light and laughing my ass of
>10/10 would do again

whiterun is amazing right

>be me 16
>about 3 months ago
>lighting up some shit ass juice bottle pipe
>sinking some nice nugs (had to prove a point to myself) beta fag
>friend takes a couple and leaves for shower
>imma finish what i started
>couple more bowls and i feel like stoppin
>i looked down at my feet, and thats all it took
>i had unlocked the truth
>thinkin to myself how alien we are
>nothing real has ever happened in my life, its all fabricated
>we are some primal species catalogued by some unknown race
>our classification was something like xenoaphic or some shit
>thought id never come out of this high
>was major scared for like an hour
>convinced nothing was real and lifes a lie
>kinda changed me
>stopped doing pot after (story not related)
>tried coke the other day, thats about where the fun ends

Man my life is dreadful and weary by comparison.

og poster of the cube thing here
sorry for confusion it was indonesian synthetic called madness

>be me
>be 14
>going to friends house to smoke dank mugs
>it's 4 of us (G, F, H, & Me) and we pack bowls at a nearby park
>smoking a shit ton of wax
> look up at the night sky
>ayylmao.jpg
>Everyone notices I'm high as balls and laugh at me
>don't care because I landed on Mars
>F tries to show off cool smoking tricks
>chokes immediately and we all laugh
>see little airplane fly by
>we think it's the police so we sprint back home in weed paranoia
>F's parents are home but asleep
>sneak into kitchen trying to be quiet
>pretty sure we were loud as fuck tho
>I grab some bread and peanut goober
>idk what the funk peanut goober was until I saw it was a swirl of peanut butter and jelly
>decide to make goober sandwich
>being autistic and grab clever
>try to stick it in jar
>"guise! I can't stick it inside"
>fucking slice the plastic jar in half
>stare at it and laugh while eating goober sandwich
>go to room and TV is off
>we think we're watching Transformers
>we're actually just making sound effects ourselves
>slide off couch and plop on the floor and pass out
>F's parents had no clue we were stoned and brought home taco bell
>mfw

Depersonalisation/Derealisation

Ignore this fucking faggot

Gotta try that stuff then, any Dutchfag knows where to get it in A'dam?
Reason I said it wasn't weed was because the way you were described it sounded more like LSD. People who think you can "trip" on weed clearly never tripped before.

God I miss these. I should have saved more.

i really want to try lsd but just worried about randomized drug testing
-cummie

> be me
> 15
> friend who is woman wants me to come over
> realize it's a family Christmas party
> we go to her room and smoke 3 bowls
> come downstairs to crowded room
> sit on couch
> friends goes talk to family
> hands me mason jar of eggnog
>"merry christmas user"
> go to take a sip
> thought it was slower than molasses
> spills all over me
> friend stares at me
>"what?"
> realize what I've done
> rest of night consisted of family members asking
> "are you okay?"

If you get it from the deepweb, hansa martket for example, from one of the topsellers, you'll most likely receive good stuff

>at friends house
>parents are home
>dontworryitllbefine.jpg
>we blow smoke into a towel in his room
>havin fun, watching big lez
>dinner time
>ohyeah
>we'rehavingdinnerattablewithfam.org
>shitshitshit
>sat down
>smiled and agreed to everything his dad said
>laughed to hard at situation
>dinner tasted like his dad chopped up onions (uncooked) put em in tomato sauce and pissed it on raw ravioli
>yummy! Thanks for dinner
>his lil sister proceeds with random joke
>i kek myself too fucking much
>leave to detox in his room
>fuck that shit scary back in the day

I remember the first time i smoked some weed. I was like 15. So anyway we were at this surprise birthday party of a friend of ours and a friend pulled out some weed. We started smoking it very quickly and at the end I was simply high af. I threw up twice that night, and I also slept in the lucky birthday girl's bed. Lol

dont have any bitcoin/whatever currency and also a minor so like eh
-cummie