"I love the way you spoil me user, but *BURP* don't think you've given me enough food today...

"I love the way you spoil me user, but *BURP* don't think you've given me enough food today. I adore the fact you care so *URP* much, but I'm running out of clothes that fit! My pants keep tearing and when I perform, people won't stop staring at my tummy! Also I'm *BRAP* way more gassy now, it's ridiculous!"

Seek professional help.

Marty, I'm Scared

post more please

Why did this give me a boner? Wtf?

*Sultry Voice* Why wouldn't it user?

lmao these are fucking ridiculous

do you faggots actually get turned on by a chick burping and farting? haha what the fuck

Annie burping, farting and gaining weight is not something that normaly gets my gonads going

*Breaths Heavily* That's what I thought too, **sighs* at first.

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dubs

you will learn to love it

You're right that was a cringey post, but what can I say OP has me inspired.

God I wish mobile had green text.

why would i? why would anyone?

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Because it's a part of you that you won't be able to change, and you can either choose to love it or eternally hate a part of yourself.

So i am doomed to be turned on by the tought of Annie farting? wel shit

How dare you expose me to this autism

>tfw you will never spoil Annie with your cooking, stuffing her stomach full
>tfw you will never reap the fruit of her cooking through smelling her sleep farts
Why even live senpai?

Another girl that would look good as a gassy fatty

All girls would look better as gassy fattys desu

you're what's wrong with this board