Driving down road

>driving down road
>see this truck following you
What do?

LET HIM PASS

Suck its dick.

>you try to let him pass but he smells your virginty and tries running you off road
What do?

I activate the caltrop dropper within my rear bumper. Then the oil slick for good measure. And why not? I head straight for the nearest body of water activating my submersible mode.

Ram it the fuck out the road

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

rape my sister

Decent

Jump it, and wrangle the beast to make it my very own, for I am the Alexander of the road and that mighty steed shall be my Bucephalus!

...

Yeah, I'm driving down the road, and there's a truck, I'm gonna flip him off.

suck the director's dick is the only correct answer, but only if you're under 15

Communicate with it through multi-track drifting.

>*adjust my rear view mirror*
>"heh..this kid's got guts"
>put on my seatbelt
>flash a grin
>"this is gonna be easy"
>*flip the Nitro switch*
>*car reaches light speed*
>*reach behind him after circling the earth*
>*do a flip through the roof of my car onto the windshield of the other one*
>**shwiiiinnng**
>"TAKE..."
>*pierce driver's heart with my double-edged blade*
>"THAT!"

KEK

heh, bring it kid

Attempt to mate

>mfw its heading towards me

>I watched this flick at the cinema
best decision of my life

Tell Large Marge to give the driver a good spook.

Drive faster, theres no chance in hell that POS could keep up

the only correct answer

Bitch better have a red-hot navigator.

Throw my underage sister out the car for a distraction.

I appreciate this meme

>Drive faster, theres no chance in hell that POS could keep up

Nothing can outrun the demon truck though. The bat demon modified it to travel impossibly fast.

Cry obviously.

>watching this for the first time
>parents gone, sitting in living room with older sister (Ally) and neighbor friend (Chloe)
>get to the scene where they run him over in the street
>they start backing up to hit him again
>25ft away in the kitchen the recipe box flies across the room
>was sitting on top of a cabinet 8ft above the ground for the last 14 years
>hits the refrigerator across from it, papers with recipes go flying all over the kitchen and into the living room
>the three of us silently get up and sprint out the front door, 3 blocks away to Chloe's house


>get back to the house several hours later after parents call
>they're pissed because we left the front door open, recipes all over the house
>antique recipe box shattered into splinters, huge dent in fridge

I have no explanation.

Given the visibility problems that goblin face entails, I really doubt that rig is street-legal.

its all suped up though

I pull a 360 real fast and go in the other direction.

Pls tell me you and chloe were eventually a thing

pull him over so i can teach him a lesson about tailgating

I need exact change only

>didn't end in a three some

Disappointing brah

This. The big ass truck will have some problems turning.
Just do some fast and furious shit and he'll get lost.

mfw

This movie is banned in Canada. I wonder why...

This here. It was a creepypasta brought to life

Couldnt beleive it wasn't fucking human

...

Im in Canada it aint banned nigga what are you talking about?

Oh yeah, I didn't mention that a week later I found $10 on in an old jacket