My greentext story

>my greentext story

So I cant sleep. It’s 2AM and I have to get up for work at 5AM. For some reason I decided that I will tell a story about myself that not many know, I realised long ago not to question these things. Let it be clear that I am not a Christian or any sort of bible basher. This is one of the many reasons I am on the fence, the first reason actually, the day that got me thinking. All of this is pre-typed I will post and leave to the mercy of Sup Forums and /fit/


will bump with Maise untill i get a few comments

>be 6 or7 years ago. 16 or 17ish and have a gf just turned 18
>decide on a whim to go on a small holiday
>take a couple days off work, gf takes a couple days off studying
>we go to a small country town on the coast get a little unit etc.
>first couple days were great, walking along beach n shit
>find out theres a hiking trail about an hour from here
>Neither of us are really that fit. I was a scaffy she was a student
>the trail was rated easy, and had varying times depending on how far you wanted to go.
>the longest trail was for 7 hours
>we head out there and eventually find the start of it at about 11 ish
>have about 5lt of water and a bit of a picnic basket
> we stop for late lunch at about 2 ish
>discovered the varying times were just turn around and head back....
>we go further then stop so she can take a piss around the corner
> look at time.
>mfw its 5.00 we had come a little over half way (was signs everywhere)

>remembered there was a road heading to the end of the trail
>it turned out to be a cliff for fishing over seeing ocean.
>decide to keep going and finish the walk
>she is really struggling stopping at the bottom of hills n shit before walking up them
>she had finished all the water, ive had none.
>its dark now and the kangaroos are out.
>roos will fucking smash you to pieces if you piss em off or in their territory so we take a wide berth.
>her stops get longer she’s sitting down for 15 mins now
>I go ahead to see if I can find the road or a way to cut across to it
> I find the end of the trail
>see a set of lights driving away try to flag them but they don’t see me
>have no torch or anything so we can only see by the moonlight.
>I double back to get gf didn’t tell her about the car I just missed
> we finally get to the road at about 8ish she sits down I go up ahead
>fucking roos everywhere on the road.
>double back again to get gf
>she freaks so I carry her on my back till we get past most of em and stop at the top of a hill

>I call the cops its my first time calling them (we had no reception just the emergency channels)
>I told them I have no idea where I was only somewhere around x on a road
>phone line drops out cos shitty aus reception
>keep going with her on my back
>get a text Wtfi have no reception. Look and it says I shouldn’t call again prank calls get huge fines.
>fuckn rage, then my pride comes into play don’t call her back
>get my shit together, throw the gf on my back again and walk the rest of the way
>running purely on rage and adrenalin cos that bitch on the other end of the phone
>the gf was crying the whole time we were on the road
>she felt horrible for me having to carry her and drink all the water
>we get to the car and I put her down to unlock it
>she just collapses her legs cant support her own weight (she was about 50kg)
>I unlock the car carry her in and do her belt up.
>get back to holiday unit

> it was about midnight now
>she cant sleep cos her legs, she was in agony couldn’t stay still shaking etc
>she had chritian up bringing that I fucked up pre well for her
>the next thing I know I’m on the floor praying to god
> not for me (I was in pain too but idc) but for her
>I ask for to sleep and wake up better with no pain
>I go to sleep on the couch and fall asleep when she is not struggling so much
>about 10 mins or so
>in the morning I wake up to her walking around happy as ever making bacon and toasties for lunch
>ididntexpectthis.png
>we sit eat and talk about what happened
>she paraises me for getting her back to the car and into bed n shit
>I feel fucking horrible cos it was all my idea.
> I tell her that I prayed for her to be better when she woke up
>she knows I don’t do that shit and her smaile starts fucking glowing
>thanks me kisses me etc.
> then she asks why I prayed
>just told her there was nothing I could do to help her and thats what I did.

She never got any more leg cramps or shit from that night.
Fin.

Story: 1/10, no sex, would not read again.

The same thing happened to me and JESUS.

Except I got laid.

when you grow up a bit mate you'll realise not everything is about sex

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lame story op, too bad i won't get that time back

1/10 terrible girlfriend. Carried her this extraordinary distance on adrenaline 50kgs? When you're dehydrated? Sounds like this took about 13 hours. Random police call hangs up and they have 0 concern? That's not how that works at least in the US.
Back to the terrible girlfriend
If I pull over to get her breakfast at even a gas station when she says she's hungry
That's my dick sucked
You, this unfit tit carried her
And she makes pasties and has a smile?

There's just so much of this that's unreasonable

When you grow up m8 you'll realize a relationship without sex is a friendship.

you'll live mate. enjoy the rest of your life

>If I pull over to get her breakfast at even a gas station when she says she's hungry
what are you 12?
and there is sex, we were in a relationship i just didn't include it in the story cos i didn't write the story for the sex

post a pic of gf op

No, I'm not 12. My role in the relationship is one of a care taker. I don't need anything else all she has to offer is physical affection. In my opinion that's how relationships should work.

Considering she's so pathetic she drank allllll this water on this Australian hike. I'd say she's weak enough to fill the roll of a care recipient.

she pre much was towards the end. but in this situation your saying i shouldve just left her there?

fuck no

No dumbass. I'm saying if this situation was real, a normal good girlfriend would be so astoundingly greatfull and, aroused by the masculinity. Near death situations which if it's Australia isn't a stretch. Do that kind of thing to a girl. Especially at 18. I'm saying no I don't believe your average ass carried her back to a car dehydrated. I don't believe that's how the call worked if it did at all. I'm saying you're a liar

Jesus freaks are weird

its all true man. every country Aussie knows that mobile recption out here is shit. you head 20k out of town and theres nothing. 000 even dropped out (911)
>a normal good girlfriend would be so astoundingly greatfull and, aroused by the masculinity
i never said she wasn't just not the direction i wanted this thread so i left it out

and it was at night so it was only about 27 28 degrees

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With it being so well known calls dropped I imagine there'd be concern when someone calls from the middle of nowhere and it gets cutout. Like oh I don't know maybe they went on a hike with a dumb bitch gargling their supplies and are now stranded.

But average dehydrated Joe carried his girlfriend back to the car in 20 degree weather pushing 13 hours. Average persons supposed to have a gallon a day, this guy can carry 50kgs for miles stealing the energy from cactus plants as he passes by.

You are the kangaroo jack

> stealing the energy from cactus plants
kek i was on the coast mate no cactus plants

and yeas there is concern for no reception. there half trying to fix that. i live in SA the ENTIRE state was cut off from power for 4 hours. my town was running off of generators for a week.

and i'm obvioulsy some type of super human because this is what happened

>f this situation was real, a normal good girlfriend would be so astoundingly greatfull and, a

Are you fucking serious? A girl who was exhausted and in pain is NOT going to be thinking about sex... and sex was completely erroneous to this story. The fact that you'd even think to bring it up in this context is ridiculously stupid.

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