HOLY FUCK Sup Forums!!! I have a 360 word essay due in 11 hours and I haven't started!!!
HOLY FUCK Sup Forums!!! I have a 360 word essay due in 11 hours and I haven't started!!!
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So you have to write 1 word every 2 minutes. I hope your keyboard can handle it.
How's high school?
350 words is nothing. What's the subject?
High school? Damn, my highschool essays were at least 1k words
this
Just write it on dick. You're already an expert at it and it's always on your mind.
11 hours? So you have time to write 22 of them then and quit whatever shitty school you're in and get a job.
Write an essay on how you forgot to write an essay.
> goto Twitter
> write three tweets
> 140*3=420
> BLAZE!!!
> submit essay
> "Good work, user. Extra Credit for you." says hot for teacher.
> ???
> PROFIT!!!
Sux to be you
get to writing you lazy fuck
>360 words
Nigga that's like ten minutes of typing
I have a 10 page essay due tomorrow you wimp
360 words is nothing you faggot
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Dude, anyone can crank out at least a 750 word essay in 2-3 hours. You'll be fine.
Thats just one paragraph of my thesis
>360 words
I envy you
What's the topic?
350 words i write while taking a shit
isn't that like a paragraph?
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LOL I'm pretty sure I've written posts on /b with more words. What's the subject OP?
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>360 word essay
you must be fucking retarded, I could do a 360 word essay in 20 minutes
you can literally write that in that time with your nutsack
10 minutes if I knew what I was writing
Honestly
could always cheat onlineessays.com
what is Sup Forums? you must be new here.
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what a betacuck you are i write 360 essays per day
360 words? I could shit 360 words in an hour. This board is 18+
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360 is nothing dumbass
i just turned in a 15 page business plan for finals last quarter....
I like you a lot mister
what kinda company
I could bang out at least 11 360 word essays in that time. Fucking underage amateur.
>360
Mother fucking underage detected
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