>be me
>fapping to anime in my bedroom
>mom comes in
>punches me in the penis
>hear my dickbone snap
>she laughs while I roll on the floor ejaculating blood
>mom bends down
>rips my penis off at the root
>sticks it up my anus
>bites my testicles off
>cooks them in a rich tomato sauce
>meatballs for dinner
Be me
Joshua Wood
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Bentley Wood
thats rad
Jaxon Rogers
ahahahahahah, fuck you .... funny as fuck !!! ahahhahahahah
Leo Gutierrez
...
Bentley Robinson
Pics or didn't happen
Michael Perez
ice crysiodion
>muh house invest
>u fukn up my house?? U FKN UP MU HOUSE?!?!?!?
Joseph Richardson
disturbing
Jacob Powell
random ≠ funny
Jason Mitchell
Hello fellow TriHard
Tyler Jackson
This isn't even funny
Brandon Rodriguez
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Joseph Jones
Hes always moaning about his house invest sitting there high on adderall calling them "coffeine pills" on stream, like no ones getting it that hes on meth/speed
>gief me ur shekkels
>obv jew
Carson Murphy
>meatballs for dinner
Liam Cook
Joshua Powell
>cooking dinner for my son
>only have tomatoes at home
>say "fuck it, this little basementdweller will eat anything"
>hear obscene anime sound from basement
>clearly it's user beating his meat again
>idea pops up
>go into his room and punch him in his dick
>laugh about the pun I'll make when dinner's ready
>rip his penis oof at the root
>stick it up his anus to remember him why daddy left
>bite testicles off and cook them in the tomato sauce
>call her for dinner
Josiah Allen
What are their names and special abilities?
Caleb King
scuffed nigga
Lincoln Baker
Is that fucking black heart you fucking double nigger?
Colton Jenkins
Ice cx
Lincoln Mitchell
>1st from left is the Battlefield 1 cover guy
Hunter Wilson
one on the right is prematurely pete. He always makes for high casualities for shooting too early.