Why dont they make bulletproof vests out of diamonds if they are hardest metal?

Why dont they make bulletproof vests out of diamonds if they are hardest metal?

1. diamonds are minerals not metal
2. it would be too heavy
3. i know this is bait but hell im takin it

diamond is not metal idiot it is diamond

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You didn't take it though, you broke the joke

Faggot.

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Because it would be too heavy. One gram of diamonds weighs something like 15 grams.

Wut

Because it's to heavy. One gram of diamond weighs like 15 gram

to moch monee

It would only be a matter of time before someone started making bullets out of diamonds.
>checkmate

kek

These guys get it

its carbon fucktard.

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Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

Here's why not...go get your mothers wedding rings...take out the biggest diamond in the set...should be the hardest.....lay it on something hard and then tap it with a hammer...less impact than a bullet....let us know the results.

Classic.

Price.

kek

in what way is this a funny thing?

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kek it's only too heavy -

This is smart. Also, the guy with the gun wouldn't even know you were wearing a bulletproof vest because diamonds are clear.

Hard but brittle, you can break diamond apart with a hammer and chisel.

Kek

Why we call it diamond then?

This

This

Diamond is too hard.
If bullet hit diamond, it would cause a nuclear fusion reaction, and a black hole will form.

Earth will assplode.

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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

The joke that ive seen a zillion times already. Make a new fucking joke.

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A bullet would shatter diamond. You need something to absorb the impact.

Because diamonds don't provide any sort of camouflage, you fucking inbred mongoloid.

Its so hard it instantly shatters you retard you need something to take the impact

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So 15 grams weighs like 225 grams?

If you post a meme reply on this imageboard again, you are done. This is your final warning. Do not let it happen.

This is correct. Diamonds are hard as fuck, but they are also as brittle as fuck. Do you know how they used to cut diamonds? They'd just tap the fucker with a knife. Do that at the right angle and a piece will just slide off.

top fucking kek

carbon is made out of diamond you nigger

trips, but ???

go back to minecraft

yes, also checked

> \b\ is not dead

Holy shit that got me good. Thanks user.

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