Share your secrets!

Share your secrets!

I'm a nigger.

I secretly want my ex gf to have a Facebook exposed collage ... But I'm too scared to do it

you're the one who has to do it.

I know haha hence why I'm scared .. She's been doxed once already

I deleted my ex's nudes off a non smartphone, and regret it daily. One of her boobs, one of her riding me in a skirt while twisting her nipple, one of her on her knees with her tongue and tits out.

So sad. Any way to get them back?

>>i write a lost of bullshit posts on /b.
>>all fiction to help my fellow anons get off,
>>present it all as real

I have a GF and she is my best friend. we both watch porn and we are really cool about it. I used to like this girl back in high school and now I dont like her like that obviously but I love to go online and look at her pictures cause she likes to post a lot of bikini pics. Idk i just really like to see her in really sexy outfits. I actually tried to get her nudes online on anonymous websites recently. of course I love my girl. But idk if what Im doing is ok or not.

I like to smear a little bit of cum on birthday gifts i give to friends.

I want to ask this girl out but I'm fearful of the answer. Also, any potential relationship would be a burden as it is reasonably long distance.

I have broadcasted several times on chaturbate doing a slave show. Edging, cbt, anal, denial, spit... I also have been banned several times.

At least share a photo please?

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>be 15 looking at porn
>major boner achieved
>no one home fuck yes!
>talking dirty and fapping
>oh fuck YESS
>mom kicks open door
>she is wearing Doc Martens
>jump out of chair
>do three backlips
>cum in mid air!
>stick the landing
>cum lands on face
>bow deeply
>mom moonwalks out of room
>falls down steps
>has life insurance
>PROFIT!

I posted this the other day, it is copy pasta, but it MY copy pasta. It seemed to open up a lot of conversation, so I'm posting it again.

I can't say no to pussy, in fact I spend that majority of my time thinking about how to get it. The problem is I'm a family man. I constantly conspire to entice my wifes friends into a liaison, or the moms of my sons friends. I secretly video my in-laws when they come over, and have slept with a few. Not only that but I'm always trying to get my wife to sink to my level and be as slutty as she can be. I encourage her dress slutty when we go out, and often try to get her drunk so she'll be more inclined to do whatever I fancy. I've gone so far as to drug her a time or two, and have nearly gone through with convincing a guy on craigslist to come over and double up on her, without her knowledge or consent. On my side of the family, I've slept with several blood cousins, and desperately want to sleep with my half sister. Sex rules my mind and my life. I've cheated, coerced, blackmailed, and many other terrible things so that I can experience the perversions I enjoy, and there really isn't much I consider taboo.

We must have her nudes.

Kik
Joebummer46 to see

>be me 12 dutchfag
>have been masturbating since i was 10
>sperm never shot out
>be randomly fapping to some stuff
>my nut feels different
>feel down my pants and it is wet
>i am disgusted so i puke
>mom suddenly comes home
>sees me with my pants down with a cum stain puking
>decided to live with my dad for two months

I understand how you feel. But the cousins of mine were sober. I've gotten head from my gfs drunk cousing. She is in her teens.

Im a hebe/ephebo. Teens are infinitely hotter than old used up pussy with flabby bodies.

I stole a small chocolate bar when I was 5

I start "We all have secrets" thread every day to read insteresting stories and then pretend that happened to me irl with other people because I´m a boring person.

On here please?

I'm afraid you can search her

No interest in searching her. I just want to see her nude.

Someone else might haha

The first time I slept with a direct relative, one of my cousins, we were both kind of drunk. But the times I've messed around with the others, or on my wifes side of the family, have usually been sober. Or they started out with alcohol as the crutch to loosen inhibitions, but later were done sober once it started.
One of my wife's aunts confronted me at a wedding and, in front of her sisters (my wifes other aunts), basically challenged me to fuck her better than her husband.

If android and you haven't had a lot of activity look for software called android recovery. Requires USB cable, pc and time to scan. Might get lucky. If so post here.

Dear Rip-off Merchant,
I am very about the
They are goldfish!!!!!! Why would I pay $50 for
a goldfish!!!!! You must think I am a COMPLETE IDIOT.
Wait until I get you to court, then you will stop laughing and
you will lose so much money that your lousy pet shop will go bust.
If I don't get my money back TOMORROW I will demonstrate
outside your store with my friends from the fish lover's society.
You won't get many customers then, will you???

yes but you have a fantasy about her having a facebook exposed thing why not just go for it? If it happens it happens. Likely you'll just make some dudes days with her nudes.

Fine let's see what happens

Thank you! You just made this dirty old man's day!

what could possibly go wrong?

>BTW, your sister/gf's cousin is also your cousin.

Great!

Good

more please.

Im actually cheating on my wife now; after 8 years of saying Im cheating on her, I finally did it.

>greentext please

The others I have might be traceable

>be me, married 8 years
>say I'm gonna cheat, throw it in her face
>but I don't

>found guy with huge BBC on craislist
>now I'm his whore
>literally - he turned me out
>suck cock and take it up the ass with strangers and he gets all the money

>finally really cheating on my wife

the end

>still not gay, I have a wife.

Also nigger
sup Sup Forumsrother

I'm in love with my friends sister but she's only 14 ... Idk what to do

condoms.

Molested my cousin, won't greentext it but will answer any questions

im attracted more to straight guys than gay guys

I don't believe you

What ages?

8

never. aids doesnt' kill any more.

didn't you get the memo?

You're only 12, so just wait a few years.

So when are you turning yourself into the police?

You what??

I gave a male friend a handjob and french kisses this weekend while 2 girls were sucking my dick.

Was pretty cool.

are you gril or faggot?

was cousin gril or faggot?

Way older

When my friends are sleeping I love to shove my ass against their cocks and grind against them

Anyone wanna see her pic ?

eyyyyy what up niggas. 3.

Fukin kekd

Hell yeah

>Married 8 years
>She's been falsely accusing me of cheating without real solid evidence after 1st year
>Never gave her any reason, she's probably having this "Women's intuition" thing she probs read from a mag
>Have been a straight A husband /father
>Wake up- Work- Go Home- Sleep
>Have been winging it since then
>Finally snapped this year and said fuck it
>Fucked 2 different escorts, fucked a college friend who had the hots for me, closing a deal with a MILF I work with

how to seek help from Sup Forums? pic related.
its my idol

#
>are you gril or faggot?
>was cousin gril or faggot?
I'm a dude, cousin was a girl

#
>So when are you turning yourself into the police?
Never if all goes well

#
>What ages?
Started when she was seven I think, continued for about a year and a half at family meetups. I also groped her 12 year old sister a few times in a swimming pool lmao

what could possibly go wrong?

yep. less clothes is better

>I also groped her 12 year old sister a few times in a swimming pool lmao
that 'lmao' just made your reply a hell of a lot creepier

...

should share them any ways. She is so damn cute.

>Step on daugters hamster by accident.
>Feed it to the dog.
>Blame dog.

He molested his 7 year old cousin and the "lmao" made it creepy?

that chin tho

>Have gf
>Be happy
>When she sleeping fuck her ass
>She doesnt know
>be happy

I'd fuck er.

Got any more?

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That shit actually made me laugh

I rate this 5/7

I'm 21 y/o and I still suck my right thumb before falling asleep.

Quite the little hottie. I'd make her swallow after I fuck her tight teen ass

I am just genuinely a piece of shit.

hahaha

I agree

Ok maybe this one

Condoms with all the cousins, with the exception of a few times. Some of them were younger, some of them were my age at the time. None ever got pregnant. The aunts were pretty much not breedable, so no worries there.

I actually have come close to sealing the deal with my half sister. She's really not terribly attractive, but I've wanted to fuck her since she hit puberty.

You called for blackup? I am here.

The girl I am into has agreed to try and do something over break.

But I am so anxious. Probably would be best to put it in back of my head, and maybe check in after finals and on her birthday aswell?


Well I guess its more of a soft yes than anything else? "We can always give it a shot!"

Femanon here, 26. A couple years ago my bf and I went to a student party where I met this really hot guy who was obviously hitting on me. We drank and danced and made small talk with the other guests and had a really good time. My boyfriend had to leave early because he was going on a trip that evening, but he told me to stay and not worry about him. The hot guy kept coming back to chat with me and offer me drinks, and after a couple hours I was drunk like hell, like everyone else. The people started to leave or went to their bedrooms to sleep/fuck until we were the last two standing, sitting on the couch and talking nonsense. There was silence for a moment and he looked me in the eye. Without saying a word we started to make out. One thing lead to another and I ended almost naked laying face down on the kitchen table getting my ass pounded by him.

Then he took me to his bedroom, but when he turned the lights on there was another girl sleeping naked in his bed. She woke up and looked at us confused. She was his on-and-off casual sex partner. She had sneaked in his room to surprise him, but she fell asleep after waiting for too long. We were both pretty embarrassed, and I was about to leave them there, but he he began to joke and introduced us. He said that there was no reason to leave anybody out of the fun if we didn't mind experimenting a bit. At the end, he talked us into doing a threesome, which turned out to be the best sex in my life.

The three of us spent the rest of the weekend without leaving the apartment, having sex, talking, listening to music and drinking.

never had gay sex but I love helping cammers cum on random video chat sites.... I've watched over sixty guys cum cus of me posing for them :p

I'm straight guys I swear....

Thanks!

man, its not cool. I think you know that.

im currently wearing nothing but a diaper and a babyish tshirt.

Np

i fuck my friend´s girlfriend

he still trustme

just ask and drink from the firehose

timestamp please.

How did you keep it secret till now?

I fucked a stranger last night. My bf of 5 years does not know. It was my first time cheating. He was almost 30 and I'm 19

Are you from the previous thread?

You're the real MVP

Did anyone message her ?

>be me
>14
>has motoroller/scooter
>did a drive-by on a food stand with friend
>he steals 2 cucumbers an a cabbage
>worth

fucking kek

Yes

no. im a guy and i dont post pics to Sup Forums. if you wanna assume im lying its k.