Hey /b I'm taking gross dares. I'll pick from whatever the first two dubs are.
Hey /b I'm taking gross dares. I'll pick from whatever the first two dubs are
Stab yourself in the throat with the tapered end of a frozen turd and die
Cram a mercury thermometer inside your urethra and smash it with a hammer
oh no... how about don't do the first thing, the mercury thermometer thing...
kys
Microwave an egg and open the door at the moment it explodes so you get a faceful of burning shrapnel
show TITS with Stamp
OP, I dare you to get AIDS in your asshole.
Find the most jacked cop you can and tell him you just farted on his mothers tits and she loved it
Eat a turd
Just be yourself.
winrar
call 911, yell allahu ackbar in the phone
record it
OP here I won't do it. Roll for something more original you fagords
roll
reroll
so fucking close
REROLL
Ruler in pooper
FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT OFF BY ONE 4 TIMES
ROLL
rollan
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Go to sleep
roll......
OP is a faggot
...
no. u
Piss in a bottle and throw it at a car
dubs have been rolled faggit, you owe him
Become a scat fetishist
I think it's pretty original, if you're not going to take the dare then fuck off and take your little faggot thread thread with you, what did you think people would post ? Go eat a hot dog out of stray dogs rectum, just in case I get dubs.
reroll
Rollin
Eat a chipotle burrito for breakfast lunch and dinner, do not shit until 8 pm the following night. At that point, shit into a blender. Take blender into kitchen, and place on counter. Previous to this you should have arranged any family photos and/or other cherished keepsakes and mementos that you may own in the kitchen. With the lid off, pulse the blender on high at least five times, for at least one second per pulse. Clean the kitchen with your tongue, completely without using your hands.
Give yourself 3 papercuts between your toes
uio.
Reroll
Kill yourself
Rolling for this
Fuck it
Roll
WINRAR!
Wasted dubs congrats fag
Go to bed
ayyuyy lmao
Autism confirmando
Op you beter deliver
Wear your mothers pannties on you face, take pic+ time stamp
Fk, reroll
Winrar!
Rol
hug yo momma