Hey /b I'm taking gross dares. I'll pick from whatever the first two dubs are

Hey /b I'm taking gross dares. I'll pick from whatever the first two dubs are.

Stab yourself in the throat with the tapered end of a frozen turd and die

Cram a mercury thermometer inside your urethra and smash it with a hammer

oh no... how about don't do the first thing, the mercury thermometer thing...

kys

Microwave an egg and open the door at the moment it explodes so you get a faceful of burning shrapnel

show TITS with Stamp

OP, I dare you to get AIDS in your asshole.

Find the most jacked cop you can and tell him you just farted on his mothers tits and she loved it

Eat a turd

Just be yourself.

winrar

call 911, yell allahu ackbar in the phone

record it

OP here I won't do it. Roll for something more original you fagords

roll

reroll

so fucking close

REROLL

Ruler in pooper

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT OFF BY ONE 4 TIMES

ROLL

rollan

...

Go to sleep

roll......

OP is a faggot

...

no. u

Piss in a bottle and throw it at a car

dubs have been rolled faggit, you owe him

Become a scat fetishist

I think it's pretty original, if you're not going to take the dare then fuck off and take your little faggot thread thread with you, what did you think people would post ? Go eat a hot dog out of stray dogs rectum, just in case I get dubs.

reroll

Rollin

Eat a chipotle burrito for breakfast lunch and dinner, do not shit until 8 pm the following night. At that point, shit into a blender. Take blender into kitchen, and place on counter. Previous to this you should have arranged any family photos and/or other cherished keepsakes and mementos that you may own in the kitchen. With the lid off, pulse the blender on high at least five times, for at least one second per pulse. Clean the kitchen with your tongue, completely without using your hands.

Give yourself 3 papercuts between your toes

uio.

Reroll

Kill yourself

Rolling for this

Fuck it

Roll

WINRAR!

Wasted dubs congrats fag

Go to bed

ayyuyy lmao

Autism confirmando

Op you beter deliver

Wear your mothers pannties on you face, take pic+ time stamp

Fk, reroll

Winrar!

Rol

hug yo momma