Next 2 days are off

>next 2 days are off
>got weed
>got magic duels
>got shpongle playing in the background
What a time to be alive.

>calling in sick
>gonna get KFC for lunch like a fat fuck
>am a wizard so all day is magic
>got hermans hermits playing in the background
What a time to be alive

Are you really a wizard?

Would I lie to you?

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I don't know, you might.

>next 2 days are work and uni
>slightly sick
>don't have appetite
>out of antidepressants
I'd roll over in my grave right now if I was dead.

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I never lie
Everything I type is objective truth

RIP para

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You're into this pic, aren't you furfag degenerates?

You still listen to fucking shpongle? This is why we're not friends anymore.

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Lol trouble in furfag paradise

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I don't habeeb.

That's not very fun.

why not?

You're objectively awful

You wound me.

Because you listen to shit shpongle. Also you're an entitled asshole and all my girl friends thought you were creepy. I drove by you a couple years ago after we stopped hanging out, you were on your cell and were on the side of the road with your shitty car broken. I kept driving.

oh? sounds like a rough time

No, your awfulness ruins you. I merely commentate like a sad, fat prick sitting at home watching sport as he roars advice at the best athletes in the world, beer balanced on his spherical belly

You put yourself in your own shitty situation, you can't blame where you are on anybody else. I have no sympathy for you Travis.

I'd smoke you

Wow, something you wanna talk about?

I'll be sure to relay the message.

what does that even mean?

Have you tried weed?

No, I am just being my usual spiteful self. You're not awful

I was slightly scared for a while there.

You should be
My friendship is worth it's weight in gold

So what's the happs?

Not much. Still down and out with the spine thing
Worked the last two nights though

How about you?

Had a strange, slightly awful and slightly glorious weekend.

Did you do LSD and wind up naked in a field or something?

whoops

Not quite, went out drinking with my brother for the first time in forever. He tried to be a good brother, but he was smashed as fuck through the entire night.

Well that's alright
Do you get along with your family?

Not all of it. I feel pretty alien with most of them.

Muthafuckin Toys with muthafuckin Robbin Fuckin Williams.

Robin Williams was pretty anti-merch, at least when it came to Disney

He was upset by their use of the Genie

Well it's nice your brother is making an effort. Good on him

you what

Yes, I appreciate his gesture.

Toys is a movie.

Oh right, that's the one about the toy company being ruined by the ceo or something right?

See
Robin Williams plays the son of a toy company owner that dies and leaves the company to his military uncle to watch until Robin matures enough to be responsible. The uncle starts making war weapons with the factory.

It's been many a year since I saw that film

Or even heard it mentioned

Its on Netflix right now.

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Aus netflix eats dick, and I don't really watch tv or movies any more