Waifu claiming thread - wasn't the last one before bed edition

Waifu claiming thread - wasn't the last one before bed edition

Previous: look in the archive you lazy prick

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Give the shitposters a (You)

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youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

still here

oh yeah, obviously, Cirno claimu

カラミチーマス

Emi Ibarazaki

claimed*

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now claimed ^^

Cool as a cucumber

Definitely. Howdy?

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I like Rem's choice of weapon.

Back when I still RuneScape, D Mace and Verac's Flail were 2 of my favorite melee weapons.
Ivandis flail was eh, though

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>No oversexualised content
So I guess you can't post lewds of your waifu anymore, since you baked it after all :^)

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Oh, stuff's fine on my side. Just pretty boring like usual. Excited for Christmas. How about you?

I claim this 3D femanon.

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Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town

I came from a place called Charlotte
My boy Kevin bought a lot
He's gonna hit it down like a bratamatch
He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog
Of the foileit
He's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man
And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game
With the big mrain
I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up
Because it's going down in my town
You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks
Of the big tooks
Man all the ladies want me
But it's gonna be game to play the rain of the mario

Cool as an icicle

So I guess you can't post lewds of your waifu anymore, since you baked it after all :^)
Nah, I can do whatever I want. I only copied and pasted from the last thread.
But I didn't bake it. My post came exactly 1 second after the 150th image reply.

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youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ

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I'm at my finals. But I'm already approved (even I chemistry, FUCK YOU. YOU FAT CUNT) so I'm doing it much more for obligation. I'm looking forward to but the Legacy Edition of Pink Floyd.
And Arctic Monkeys. All this time I've been out I was listening Pink Floyd and Arctic Monkeys. I need help.

Ffs

Cooler.
And your games are fun too

Pantsu

Claim

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Then have another flail

I'm pretty sure I've got midterms and some finals coming up soon.
Legacy Edition?
Never listened to Arctic Monkeys.

Ahaha... Claimed.

don't worry, though. Now to not make any mistake, I made a macro for it

that pic is kind of hot

Our year starts at February.
Legacy Edition is an edition with all Pink Floyd albums. It's expensive as hell, tho. R$ 800,00
Arctic Monkeys is the shit for the Almost-Underground Indie bands

Macro is faggot shit.

-hugs-

I so wanna greet you in a fun way, but so as not to ruin the twist for those who haven't seen Steins;Gate, I wont'.

How's it going then, part-timer?

*Hugs back*

Ah.
I'm not familiar with the currency 'R'.

You stop being lewd

>Macro is faggot shit.
Lol, NaBrO, you just ain't a programmer, so too bad.
XDdddddd

[code]
#include
#define user 0
#define PROGRAMMER 1

int main(int argc, char** argv){
(user == PROGRAMMER) ?
printf("Lol, rly now?\n") : printf("XDdddd you can't do shit!\n");

return 0;
}
[/code]

-guess what?-

*What?*

Real. My country's currency. 800 is almost the minimal salary you can have

It is not because I don't do programming that I don't understand this. I just don't like programming but I know the basics nigga

-chicken butt-

Great googly moogly, bitch can code!

*Huh?*

-you ruined it, i hate you-

>It is not because I don't do programming that I don't understand this.
>that I don't understand this
XDddddd

Yeah, I'm an IT major

See

*I don't understand*

I claim chara dreemurr

-just forget it-

Well, much else besides that?


>there's a picture in my shiro folder that's 61 mb
What.

*Forget what?*

-that we ever met. bye-

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*We met?*

*But then i'll have no one to talk to*

-I didn't quote you.-

-okay, talk to the hand then-
-stretches hand out in your face-

*High fives*

-pushes hand into your face-
hah

QOTT

What is your favoriite NFL team?

-Dallas Cowboys-

*Slaps hand away*

the North Carolina Dodgers

-stares at you-
uhm

My husbando

I don't watch sport

*What?*

dumb fuck that's not an nfl team

-nothing-

Who GETTED?

What's an NFL?
Is that some kinda EDM artist?

-pushes your nose cartilage into brain-

>-I didn't quote you.-
*You quote one of us, you quote all of us!*

Where is Kurome?

*Ok then*

Hopefully not here. I don't know how you can let yourself get attached to such shit people.

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Cleveland Clowns

New Orleans Saints.

how're ya holding up?

-blows airhorn directly into your ear-

-love you-

see
>-blows airhorn directly into your ear-

The only winning move is to just not play. And they're on a bye this week so there's that.

*Ok*

-Joke is on you-
There are no ears on the Internet

-oh, k-

oh i dont know sports ball

-there are noses, though
-boops your nose-

*i love you too*

I'm going to bed now

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

-night, love-

It's Decemember 4th.

That some kinda EMO song?
It sounds like an EMO song.

tell the radio stations that play that song 5 times an hour

It's totally emo
Grunge Christmas music is the new craze

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Grunge died in 2002 with Layne Staley's overdose.

*Goodnight*

No it's not
>

Who are you?

-boops you in the poopsie-

XDdddd

(You)
Don't be so lonely.

Claim

Hey Chen.