What it's like to have a gf?

what it's like to have a gf?

is fucking annoying

This.

Then don't get one you dumb faggots

Recently, Bad. She's gotten too comfortable.

Sex is good but never having a day to yourself or a day where you can just "do nothing" together sucks

It's fucking awesome at first then it starts to suck after awhile. Then I get a new one and it's awesome again then it sucks it's like being single. Then you realize you have to figure out what type of crazy you are willing to live with

yeah its called compromise

Fucking annoying

it's what you make it. After my ex, I'm only dating for an actual life partner relationship, everything else is just a waste of time/temporary. Friends with benifits is cool, but never get attached to that shit. A woman has to prove her worth to me if I'm going to actually date her. After a few relationships you'll see. Unless you're a faggot with no career, skills, or achievable gaols then date all the women you want.

>compromise

for what? a wet hole?

Fucking annoying but somehow worth it

And expensive.

It sucks, sex is great, but is it really worth giving up my whole life for?

bump

Depends. If they get clingy it can turn shit, hard to get rid of them at that point too

>ikea desk
>60s sweden wood floors

If you're lucky, it's like having a best buddy who you can share everything with and who wants to have sex with you.

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Empty wallet.
Constant headache.
Endless nagging.

everything is better but you have no money.
and then they leave you for someone else and you want to die.

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this

pro
- sex
- being in love (or love someone eventually)
- someone to rely on
- do fun stuff together

con
- having to go to her family meetings
- they cost money
- girls like to make stuff unnecessarily complicated so prepare to have a lot of arguments over nothing
- less free time
- when the relationship is on bad terms, or you split up, there will be a lot of feels

yeah this.

>or a day where you can just "do nothing" together
why cant you do nothing together? I do that all the time with gf's

you have to meet and spend time with their families
they are whiny and need constant attention and reassurance
they are indecisive and expect their every trivial decision to be made for them

e.g.:
A: "i want to go out tonight"
B: "ok, where do you want to go"
A: "I don't know. anywhere. you choose"
B: "how about X"
A: "I hate X"
B: "ok, where do you want to go"
(repeat)

they spend far too long in the bathroom and take up far too much space "getting ready"

they are completely and utterly disorganised and inefficient
they are incapable of being on time for anything
at roughly the same time every month they enter into a phase of unrelenting cuntiness that makes them even worse at making decisions than usual

>they are whiny and need constant attention and reassurance
>they are indecisive and expect their every trivial decision to be made for them

Wow, this is so true, this exactly discribes my 2 exes.

Pain in the ass. I can't live without the warm nights and huggs, except that it is pure hell. I considered a obeyant mail order bride that barely speaks english to only have te pros.

It's work.

>you have to meet and spend time with their families
thats the worst part.
I dated a girl that was just as socially awkward as me, so we rarely stayed around my family when she was at my house, and then I went to her house once and her grandparents were visiting, uncles and aunts were there, and like 10 cousins were there and I had to fucking talk to them all night. it was torture. meanwhile she rarely talked to my family

>they are whiny and need constant attention and reassurance
I've never had a gf like that. you need to branch out more

They can still be whiny and demanding without speaking English user. You just gotta find one of the few women who are actually adults. They usually hide in the stem departments if you're in school and in stem field jobs if you are working.

It's great.
Perfect 5/7
Would recommend

A few months of pleasure followed by a few years of pain.

>I had to fucking talk to them all night. it was torture.

Know that feel man. Those nights take forevver.

You've never had a girlfriend, in other words.

more cons than pros.
wouldn't recommend

Then again, we're all autists that won't find a girl anyway...

It depends dude. I had like 5 so far, all of them I loved them differently. It can be either the best thing in the world (even sex feels way better) or it can be a fucking living hell. I wish I could tell you how to make things work but it's always trial and error until you get it right. I'm afraid the ones who never had one are in for some bad experiences

Lots of crying for no reason.

Well my girlfriend is a complete idiot, but I love her optimism.
She rubs my back all the time, smokes me down.
All I do is give her comforting words, fuck her brains out, slap her ass in front of whoever, she doesn't car.
Blows me on her period, I helped her get a new job out of Walmart into an office.
She hates going out, when I love to.

It's a lot of work to keep them happy but you get a lot of benefits out of it.

You think it's good but it's bad, and you don't realize it until it's too late. Unless you're planning to put a ring on the bitch, would not recommend

nice meme

no, I just dont date stupid girls. Im friends with the girls I date. its like hanging out with a friend that I can fuck

I bet that, at least for a time, it must be really nice.

But i wouldn't know.

Pics like this and OP's go straight to my feels folder.

/thread

One day I'll ask her.

Came to say this. First post, best post.

I dare you to do it tomorrow, in person.

Handy

you can sniff her feet, suck her tits and basically fuck her..

100% correct

Image related

the idea that anybody would want to be with me, miss me, love me or want me is so unreal

Dating, or having a fuck-buddy, is not the same thing as having a girlfriend. Grow the fuck up.

Too accurate OP.

Shes's going to say no but you should ask anyway otherwise you're a pussy.

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What's it like NOT to have a gf?

You have friends?
That must be nice.

its exactly like the OP's photo but its YOU crying

Same here. Want to trade gf feels pics?

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It's great at first because you're finally getting some pussy.

Then it becomes a daily reminder that you're not even close to being a Chad and that the only way you can get pussy is to offer up security to one woman.

ugh

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first post best post

The sad part is I hit the jackpot on my first real long term girlfriend and just didn't know it or appreciate it at the time. Half-Indian, like a girl with a permanent tan, perky tits, nipples that sprung when she was turned on, which she was most of the time, got her into WOW, which she loved, fun to talk to and hang out with but I just wasn't ready to jump into commitment because I was an autistic dumbass. Been in lots of relationships since but none as good as that one.

My wish for all of you is that you get into several shitty relationships so that when the good one comes along, you can recognize her for what she is.

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Well, I'm a dominant and own a sub. If you have it in you I recommend it. She does what I want and I'd she says no I take it any way and it gets her wet as fuck (look up bdsm brat, that's what she gets of acting as) I have a collar she wears that says "daddy's princess" if she's been a good girl and one that says "daddy's slut" if she's been annoying or a dumb fuck that day.

It's like skipping the bad parts in a relationship, only down part is i need to be the boss all the time.

Pic related, I poured hot wax on her while I tied her to the bed last night if any one is interested

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Its literally the worst, it makes me feel depressed all the time, I go from somewhat ok, to contemplating hanging myself 2 - 3 times a day because she controls everything in my life, and judges me. She says I'm delusional because I don't believe in the concepts of patriarchy or in the wage gap, despite the fact I am the one actually employed and make as much as my male coworkers, where as she just sits around at her friend's place on facebook all day. She complains about me constantly, and always brings up negative things in our relationship everytime we see eachother, to the point where, I feel like shit everytime I get home. I wish I could just be straight, men seem so less complicated, I'm not complicated, Food, Water, Sex, Sleep, Video games and drawing porn, thats all I want out of life... instead I am stuck in a relationship that makes me miserable, and I'm too scared to end it.

See

She actually made a Diablo III cake?
Wow I'm kinda jelly of the person dating her.

Anyone ever dated an introvert before? Whats it like? How did you ask her out?

getting a gf to open up sexually is not exactly difficult

OH MY GOD
I'd get her completely naked, rub the whole cake over her skin and leak it clean

she is not crying, just blowing her nose :3

Why are you scared to end it when you can get rid of her and enjoy not having negative shit rubbed in your face constantly and presumably enjoy having more money to spend on yourself.

Op, sometimes it's just not worth it.

Yeah there's sex, and having someone to confide in. But it has its faults. The guilt I have from cheating on previous relationships is eating away at me thinking current gf is doing the same.

More than likely it's just my paranoia, since I tend to attract the girls who get high and have always do reckless shit. Girl I have now is a cokehead, and her ex husband who sold it just got out the slammer.

I am thirsty enough to be still jealous of you. I have no friends and I am 23 years old and never even kissed a girl.

26 same situation.
I understand

Pros:
1. Sex (if no sex then wtf)
2. Having someone that will put you above most other things and leads to
3. Having someone to connect and do things with

Cons:
Most women are basic bitches but if youcan actually find one with remotely the same interests as you
1. They can be expensive as fuck because you're the male.
2. The time, materials, and space taken up in the bathroom is fucking mind-blowingly unreal. Not to mention it's hardly ever clean.
3. Don't ever expect to get along with her mother if you do she's lying. The father on the other hand can be cool or a protective asshole.
4. putting up with her friends that are not also your friends.
5. They're materialistic and not organized about it. Quote another OP >they are completely and utterly disorganised and inefficient
6. Menstruation cycle and symptoms.
7. Most likely you will get more stress in your life

Almost identical answer. Its fucking great for the first few months. More me time than I know what to do with. But after awhile, you miss it. Eventually girls become every other thought in your mind. Been single for a year, no sex or anything. I can feel nature squeezing my balls, i need to mate.

>you have to meet and spend time with their families
True. But I liked the families of my gf. Had a russian once, vodka every fucking time there was a family event. And these happened quite often, good times.

>they are whiny and need constant attention and reassurance
They did want attention and reassurance, yes. What's the deal? Every human wants that to some extend. If she's not overdoing it, it's fucking okay. I want to be loved, too.

>they are indecisive and expect their every trivial decision to be made for them
Well you got something on this one. Eventhough I was quite happy with all of them, this one definitely annoyed me a lot. But hell, I can deal with it. To some point it's actually kind of a nice feeling, having her to be my little pet that needs my lead. I can get off to this.

>A: "i want to go out tonight"
>B: "ok, where do you want to go"
>A: "I don't know. anywhere. you choose"
>B: "how about X"
>A: "I hate X"
>B: "ok, where do you want to go"

Yeah but how about you fucking say what you want yourself? They asked me what I wanted to do/eat/watch and I also don't know what I want every fucking moment in my life. And I do want her to want the things, too, so I ask. It's okay if it's not too often, get your shit together.

>they spend far too long in the bathroom and take up far too much space "getting ready"
This is correct. Did you ever put on makeup? Do you straighten your hair, like a faggot? Do you use lotions and paint your nails and shit? I don't do these things but I understand that this needs a bit time. It's not their fault that our society wants them to be pretty. And if your gfs needed THAT much time in the bathroom, I bet they all were ugly as fuck.

>they are completely and utterly disorganised and inefficient

depends on the personality, that's nothing especially female, are you retarted?

>they are incapable of being on time for anything
same

I'm very sorry that all the girls you met were stupid, uncapable, whiny bitches.

Awesome if it's an healthy relation, worst than hell all the other time

Because without her I'll just be a spinster cat lady to be perfectly honest. Either that or a gigant slut... because I have no self control.
Just get a hooker, or find a fat girl, we have low self esteem and will fuck anything as long as tumblr doesn't have its hooks in us.

It's a constant reminder that you'll never be a Chad fucking 5 different women every week.

You don't need a women with the same interests as you. I get that it's fun to have something to talk about that you also enjoy but a relationship is more about respect and understanding. I never got why people think that their SO needs to have the same interest as them in order for it to work...it really doesn't

Yes and it was awesome for a time. All we ever did was get food. She started getting really jealous and crazy so I had to end that though.

Its awesome!

Oh look it's a virgin

okay good luck with that.

Huh...
Forgot they might have issues under all that cuteness

My insecurity, indecisiveness and lack of confidence stems beyond your imagination. I don't have the balls to make a move even if it is to pay for a hooker. I might actually be rejected by one and I would probably kill myself if that happens. I have heard of it happening before and it's not just about sex anymore. I have reached that point where I can't even orgasm when I cum. I spend all day locked up in my room.

Clean that fucking room fr jesus

Then find another girl who isn't a complete bitch, she isn't the only suitable girl it's a trap i've been in before but there are other girls out there. Try building more control it's a good trait to have.

I was with one for 5 years.
Met in high school, she was one of the "eat lunch then go to the library" types, met her there
Didn't talk to her at first, just sat near her and read. She commented on the book I was reading, had a short conversation from there
Started eating together, read through Eragon together, found out she liked vidya so I invited her over to play
Became a habit, she'd come over after school, we'd burn through our homework, then play vidya until it was around dinner time then I'd take her back home.
Eventually started going on dates with her, movies and shit.
Fooled around, lost virginity together, fun times. Lasted for 5 years, then I joined the navy and fucked it up.
Bad breakup, still haven't addressed how I feel about it yet; work keeps me busy.

Aww, man. Difference between me and you is, I'm not trapped into all these commercial expectations and behaviour patterns. After I survived cancer I went above watching sports while drinking beer while grilling steaks and making fart jokes with my friends. It does not touch me.

Girls ain't girls and if you think all relationships are "expensive, annoying and stressfull" you're again just the bottom of it all. You're like everyone else, and it's boring. But that's okay, just don't try to deny me because you didn't get my level up, you fucking imbecile.

Open your eyes.

Lol just because you guys date garbage people doesn't make it true... Its like people date people they don't like... Which is so backwards it hurts

For a hooker but not wanting to risk rejection maybe use a massage parlour they often give extra just don't ask make sure to wait for them to ask you and if they don't congrats you just had a nice massage..